Introducing MUNDIAL Issue 33. The Rebel Issue. Featuring an exclusive interview with cover star Megan Rapinoe on Trump, scoring free-kicks at the Parc des Princes, and sticking it to the man. Cover one of four. Actual Pinoe. Get yours now:

Ronaldo Luís Nazário de Lima, PSV Eindhoven, 1994.

Armed only with a tent, a permanent marker and a few scraps of cardboard, Samuel Makar set his sights on the Europa League final. Meet the Man Utd fan who hitchhiked all the way to Bilbao.

700,000 fans. Repeat. 700,000 Galatasaray fans turned up for their 25th league title celebrations. Ye gods.

Shirt of the summer? It may well be @TheFootballGal_’s embroidered Spain away jersey. Decorated with flowers from all over Spain. Magnifique.

What is the best thing? It might well be this shirt sponsor.

Scott McTominay lives inside his own Paolo Sorrentino film. La Grande Bellezza.

‘They said he wasn’t right. Immature, inconsistent, arrogant, disrespectful. Muted celebrations. Provocative celebrations. Never quite the right celebrations.’. This is Mario Balotelli. A portrait of a born rebel.

Zinedine Zidane, adidas Predators, a ball and a wall. C'est magique.

“I can certainly promise one thing: I will do my utmost for the growth of the team and the club. My commitment, along with that of my staff, will be total.” . Antonio Conte kept his promise to Naples.

Absolutely horrific. Our thoughts are with anyone affected by the incident at the Liverpool title celebrations this evening. YNWA.

The self-taught former midfielder. The only goalkeeper in the Isles of Scilly. The wondergoal scorer. These are three of the characters you’ll meet in @JackBBClayton’s ode to grassroots goalkeepers. Here’s to all of you.

For the MUNDIAL Book Club this week, we’re diving straight into the magical world of Spanish football. In Pasión, Miguel Lourenço Pereira travels the length and breadth of the land, telling the most interesting stories the country has to offer. Tuck in.

Barcelona, you've just been Blackstenius-ed.

All this talk of playoffs, Charlton and Sunderland has got us thinking about 1998, Clive Mendonca and poor old Michael Gray. Load up the Second Screening time machine, then. We’re off to Wembley.

The celebrations in Naples will be going on and on and on and on. Until next season begins.

Scott McTominay for President, por favore.

MCFRATM OVERHEAD KICK FOR NAPOLI!.

A lifetime of Super Tennent’s, por favore.

Alfie Whiteman’s Letterboxd reviews are a thing of legend. Flight back from Bodø/Glimt? He’ll stick on a Swedish drama about human trafficking, no danger. Our quiz question for you this week: name each of the films he’s reviewed below. Winner gets a prize of indeterminate value.

IS NICE!

Nothing to smile about in my life.