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โ€ข Low on sleep, high on word count โ€ข One-Nation High Tory โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ–ค โ€ข Royalistโ™š โ€ข Anglo-Canadian ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ โ€ข Slytherin ๐Ÿ โ€ข ESFJโš”๏ธ โ€ข I follow back hot people. ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง

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Joined January 2016
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We had a good thing going! You could have shut your mouth, cooked, and made as much money as you ever would have needed! But no -- you just had to blow up, with your *pride* and your *ego*!
@Bolek_UB
EuroNixon๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ต
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Hoi4 players will cry about border gore and then argue that these borders look good
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Crim the Half-Elf ๐Ÿ๐ŸคŽ
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The Reconquista was so gangster.
@David_Y3
David
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Before the genocide against Muslims in Spain, 80% of the population was Muslim. Now, the Muslim population in Spain is less than 5%. Spain, which was once a Muslim-majority state, has now become a Christian-majority state because of the genocide carried out against Muslims.
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Crim the Half-Elf ๐Ÿ๐ŸคŽ
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If I ever become a self-serving doomer like this, just shoot me right in the fucking head.
@Christy4Change
Christy ๐Ÿ’•
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Fuck the Canadian Government. Ruined this gorgeous country.
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Crim the Half-Elf ๐Ÿ๐ŸคŽ
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Look, I support the development myself, but I just want to let it be known that, once more, it is only ever British Columbia that's expected to accommodate Alberta, to put its own environment on the line for others whilst everyone else in the federation sits fat and pretty.
@CTVNews
CTV News
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#BREAKING Carney signs major energy agreement with Alberta, laying out conditions for new oil pipeline
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So then Alberta should be *double* happy. ๐Ÿ™‚
@TondaMacC
Tonda MacCharles
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#breaking from @aballinga: Steven Guilbeault has quit Carney's cabinet over the Canada-Alberta energy deal.
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Awesome.
@acoyne
Andrew Coyne ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฉ
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YES! House likely to trade MP desks for benches in restored Centre Block | National Post https://t.co/nBs5tlSmc3
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This man could only ever survive in the post-My Space era. I donโ€™t know how anyone can take him seriously.
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โ€œAnyone who does any research is wrong. It is just what I decided it is because I said so.โ€
@JJ_McCullough
J.J. McCullough
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The existence of Canadian Thanksgiving is a good test if someone knows Canadian history or just googles and spits back the first answer. The reason it exists is because it's a popular US holiday and we wanted it too. It's not some special Canadian thing tied to Canadian history.
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Do you guys still get those Christmas firefighter caravans in your neighbourhood? Love those.
@RickyDoggin
A Man Of Memes
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The Christmas Train ๐ŸŽ…
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*Iliad I mean.
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The first English thanksgiving in North America was observed by Martin Frobisher's crew on the shore of what is now Frobisher Bay, almost fifty years before Plymouth.
@classicspilled
๐’ฉ๐’ถ๐“‰๐’ถ๐“๐’พ๐’ถ
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Good morning. Happy Thanksgiving
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This attitude is going to kill the neocon right.
@BillboardChris
Billboard Chris ๐ŸŒŽ
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If you are a young man with an attitude of โ€œI did everything I was supposed to do, and look how unfair things are,โ€ you are an emotional toddler with a woe-is-me attitude and you need to snap out of it . There are many problems with the world AND an abundance of opportunities
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@GrenadaLoyalist
The Grenada Loyalist
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Pictured: a Grenadian diaspora meeting in Toronto, Canada over the weekend My oh my, whatโ€™s that on the wall in the background?
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The Imperial Army also surveyed and built my New Westminster neighbourhood, fwiw. The Royal Engineers Columbia Department, specifically. ๐Ÿซก๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
@martianwyrdlord
John Carter
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How many times do we need to tell you: we aren't conservatives. Conservatism is a failed ideology. You're nothing more than slow liberals with bad haircuts and anticharisma. Even you aren't a 'conservative' in any meaningful Canadian sense. Let's take your dedication to the
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Sans Poseidon standing in the background with his arms crossed, still a pretty good summation of Homerโ€™s Odyssey.
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Thank you for triggering me.
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I would put 54-40 in the British Columbia slot myself.
@rmohamed_yow
Rahim Mohamed
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My totally arbitrary listing of the best band from each province: BC - The Odds AB - Nickelback SK - The Sheepdogs MB - Crash Test Dummies ON - Tragically Hip ๐Ÿ‘‘ QC - Arcade Fire NS - Sloan NB - DVS (cheating) PEI - Pass NL - Great Big Sea Drop yours below๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ
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Crim the Half-Elf ๐Ÿ๐ŸคŽ
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Wish we had Krampus in the Anglosphere.
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Itโ€™s not assimilation, itโ€™s not integration. Itโ€™s not even โ€˜multiculturalismโ€™ as the Liberal mandarins envisioned it.
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Crim the Half-Elf ๐Ÿ๐ŸคŽ
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What else do we have to say?
@NyJagdeepsingh
Jagdeep Singh (Journalist)
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Over 53,000 Canadian Sikhs from Ontario, Alberta, British Columbia, and Quebec converged on Ottawa to cast their ballots in the Khalistan Referendum, which was held at McNabb Community Centre.
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