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Wouldn’t it be unreal entertainment if the NHL had 1 game on Christmas Eve every year and Will Ferrell was the rinkside reporter dressed as Buddy the Elf and did hits while actually asking players/coaches questions that Buddy the Elf would ask.
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Dak Prescott will officially finish this season with just 2 playoff wins in 10 years as a starting quarterback.
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Rasmus Ristolainen is ALIVE 🔥 He’ll play his first hockey game in 280 days tonight against Montreal. Ristolainen has been recovering from surgery to repair a ruptured triceps tendon. The #Flyers defensive pairs at practice today per @jackiespiegel93: York-Sanheim
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If Axe Body Spray was a person
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This game tonight was a shining example of why it annoyed me in October when you had lots of people who really should know better claiming, "OMG the San Jose & Chicago rebuilds are working quicker than expected!!!" No. Both teams still stink.
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LETS RUN IT, if Quinyon Mitchell gets a pick against the Packers Monday, then I will GIVE AWAY one Quinyon Mitchell jersey of your choice. You MUST, like and RETWEET this post and MUST be foIIowing me!!!
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I’m not going to be forced to switch streaming services bc @Disney wants to be greedy. They don’t care that we, the consumers, are the ones who suffer. I love CFB but enough is enough. I will find other ways to watch or listen. I stand with @YouTubeTV and you should too
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@LesBowen But they improperly used replay assist to make the call, it’s only supposed to be used for the LOS or tackle box, not for a receiver in the vicinity. I think that’s why they didn’t announce it at the stadium, because it would confirm they did it improperly
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🚨 Denver ranks 134 out of 148 for WORST-RUN CITIES in the U.S., per @wallethub annual analysis. San Francisco takes the bottom spot, with 6 other CA cities trailing behind Denver. The best-run cities? They use their budgets wisely to deliver top-notch financial security,
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@joaquinforcare @TheGunzShow For the betterment of your mental health and just overall well being, just don’t watch the nba. Hockey is right there and they play with that aggression that u may like, they also rarely get traded or go to new teams in free agency so the loyalty aspect is there. Hope that helps
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@ChiefsReceipts Lesson learned here: Wait to break out the receipts until you can shove it someone's face, and not before.
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No one deserves this more than Saquon does. And no one deserves to have to watch it more than the #Giants for how they treated him.
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Maholmes is a great player. No need to disgrace the game and ruin his legacy with this flopping bullshit.
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