Andromeda B
@apbusch
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Likes roller coasters, cats, bicycles, and bad jokes. Works with those computer things. She/they, f it. Follow my cats @FranAndFiona
Joined January 2010
My zoom background is the TNG bridge so every time my therapist logs on for our session he opens the hour by asking “How are things on the Starship Enterprise?” and I just think that’s so much better than “how was this week” or “how are you feeling”
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i will never forgive the neckless chuds for turning my favorite tcg into a stock market
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My wife didn’t vibe with any of the official PWHL merch available so she’s just been quietly hand embroidering her chosen team’s logo on a sweater she’s so awesome. That lettering is so clean
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Imagine being nicknamed Guitar George and not knowing all the chords
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docker was invented because a developer got tired of saying "it works on my machine" and decided to just ship his entire machine to production.
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I do *now*
Y’all ever think about how acceleration damage is really just uneven distribution of acceleration causing collisions and collapse, and if you could distribute acceleration equally across all mass within an object, it could accelerate as violently as you want without being damaged
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gamers who install too many mods are not just a modern phenomenon
Timur found normal chess too easy and boring, so he invented his own version: Tamerlane Chess 🇺🇿♟️ Tmerlane Chess played on a massive 10×11 board with two extra citadel squares. Each player commanded an army of 28 pieces, including units like camels, giraffes, elephants, war
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Help Paige get hydrated!
for every like this post gets I will drink 1 fluid ounce of water today
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Project Hail Mary not brave enough to market itself as FROM THE DIRECTORS OF CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS
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Cleveland’s MLS NEXT Pro team has its identity!! (and i love it!!)
Rooted in the city’s history. 🌲 Introducing, Forest City Cleveland. Details: https://t.co/n27JCCpjAM
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now my lava is gonna get cold :/
Lava above 1,000°C was poured into a Stanley thermos to test its durability…
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the frog fell asleep while trying to watch a critically acclaimed movie
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In 1992, Barq's ran a Soviet Union "going out of business" promotion. They bought a warehouse full of soviet war medals, patches, buttons, flags etc and gave it all away to folks that bought their soda. This has to be a strong contender for the weirdest promo of all time.
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If you receive SNAP, you can get 50% off your Metro fare. A great program not enough people know about:
Nearly 17,000 customers in total have enrolled in Metro Lift! This program offers 50% off bus & rail trips for DC, Maryland, & Virginia customers enrolled in SNAP (Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program). Check your eligibility & sign up today ➡️: https://t.co/7SQUPSwsSZ
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Oh god this AI pic puts grass over the Reflecting Pool. This is facing east. Note the WWII memorial in front of the monument and brick tower to the right (either the Smithsonian Castle or Yates Building).
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