Andy Pasztor 🧼🧽
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Faith, Family, and Farming........ and #Andyclean ...... born to farm! Gods Country, SW Ontario
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Alright here’s our part numbers folks, PMH4300 - 1gal
PMH4302 - 5gal… available at every single
@JohnDeere
dealership in 🇨🇦 and the 🇺🇸
100% Built by Farmers for Farmers
100% safe on ALL surfaces
100% made in 🇨🇦🇺🇸…… and …..
100% GOOD CLEAN FUN!!!!
#Andyclean
👍✅
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Lip injections ✔️..... Botox✔️....hair dye ✔️....... complains that our food isn't "natural"
Finally! Organic corn has arrived at the farmers market. Corn is one of the crops that is most sprayed with herbicides & pesticides, & is often genetically modified. Waiting for it to hit the farmers market is worth it—you’ll know you’re not feeding your family that awful stuff!
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Tomorrow marks the busiest day of the year for
#carpetfarming
... there will b thousands of little folks hustling to get the crops in, the crops out, and everything in between... so please, use caution when approaching these little farmers at your family Christmas parties, thanks
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Those damn corporate farmers causing all this damn climate change..... I’ve had it with them!
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I’d like to officially introduce everyone to Tate Yvonne Pasztor…… born tonight at 10:41, 8lbs 9 ounce’s, everyone’s doing great!!!!
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She comes from a city with a freaking population of 8.6 MILLION folks...... but now it’s not only the cows that are causing all the problems ...... but it’s also the cow grain!!!
Ocasio-Cortez doubles down on the threat that earth is facing from cow farts: “We need to innovate and change our, our grain, uh, our, our cow grain from which you know they feed in these troughs. We need to look at regenerative agriculture. These are our solutions”
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This is my wife, she’s an RN at a Nursing Home here in town, they currently have 31 folks and a number of staff with COVID .......she never complains once when she goes to work, I’m very proud of her!
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Very Sad day here, my Grandma passed away this morning, she was 92, I know I should b happy because she lived a great life and was ready and actually happy about moving on, but it’s gonna b extremely hard not having u around! We love you Grandma
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I won’t lie …… I was riding on a bit of a high at the end of last summer….. I think we’ll name her Farm Progress Show ……. Or Fps for short lol 👌
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<----- walks into the dealership..... buys brand new combine..... with cash 😎
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And just like that Ohio is 45% planted
Planting with a customer around Washington Court House yesterday! New high speed Exact Emerge 54 row planter on a 9520RX 🚜
#AgProOhio
#StrongOnService
#JohnDeere
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I’m gonna tell you right now…… the best things in life aren’t planned, they just happen… 9 months ago I was like….. I’m gonna be 40 I’m way too old for this, I wouldn’t change this for anything ….. plus I really enjoyed the days of watching Bubble Guppies and Paw Patrol lol
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Two more sleeps until the busiest day of the year for carpet farming
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So here’s the deal babe..... I’m gonna get into farming.... I’m gonna work really long hours, plus you’re probably not gonna see me much when the weather is nice ... oh and I’m probably gonna b working weekends too ...and .... at the end of the year.... hopefully I’ll break even
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The problem with modern agriculture production is that we've done way too good of a job feeding people ....... have them go a few years wondering where their next meal is gonna come from and I'm sure our opponents will change their tune
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Find me a better farming song..... trick question...... there isn’t one
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I can't clean this thing anymore even if I wanted too .......
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Dearest Mother
I write with great jubilee...... it is over..... the war.... is over!!!
Andrew
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Whoa! ...... huge shout out to the great folks at
@JohnDeere
..... came home tonight to a surprise box of about 1000 or so
#Andyclean
decals....... you guys rock!!! 👍.......
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Dear God
I know you have way more important things to take care of ..... but could you please give me eight more days like this so we can wrap up harvest
Your friend Andy
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Getting everything greased and ready.... for Santa Claus rides tonight.. and everyone knows tomorrow marks the busiest day on the calendar for carpet farmers .... there will be a furry of tillage, planting, spraying and harvesting all wrapped up in one day.. it’s gonna b chaos!!
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Well, I think everything’s clean & ready for tomorrow folks….. But seriously.. Huge thanks to the great folks at
@JohnDeere
for this ….. and if I can tell any of u folks out there anything…… it’s to follow your dreams….. u never know what the heck life has in store for u
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Well…. We officially have a part number in the
@JohnDeere
parts system, and when I say “We” it’s bc it us, every single person whoever put up a pic of a clean tractor/combine… whatever, had a huge hand in building this…. so THANK YOU!!! By the ppl, 4 the ppl!!!
#Andyclean
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I remember back in the day when me and my brothers got this from Santa…. That was the best Christmas ever!!!!
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I love farming but I think a high school gym teacher would have been a far less stressful job
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Just getting everything gone over....... as all you folks know...... tomorrow is the busiest day of the year for carpet farming 👌🎄
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Perfect..... now I can cross thread 5 wheel studs at the same time 👌
Changing tires will never be the same with this device.
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Lol...... but seriously huge thanks to
@JohnDeere
and everyone for helping
#FreeAndyClean
...... And if I can give anyone any advice.... don’t have Micheal Jackson’s Thriller playing in the background of one of your videos
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Well....... I painted a little mural on the grain bin this aft...... how’s it look? ......... just kidding seen it on Pinterest lol
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NYC has 8,622,698 ppl living in it...... and yet somehow..... it’s the livestock in rural America causing all the problems.............
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Whelp...... I went and bought a Steiger today....... with cash 😎
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Well folks....... we needed a new to us tillage tractor...... I’m not sure what kind of life it led b4...... but it’s in good hands now
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Some folks are just more badass then others!!!!
Farmers were asked to disk today if it was safe to do so to help fight the fire. Here’s video one firefighter gave to me showing how seriously they took that ask.
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Dearest Mother
Harvest is over!! ..... hallelujah! ..... holy sh*t! ...... where’s the Tylenol?
Your favourite Son
Andrew
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I’m not a Ford man.... but If I ever make it big...... I’m buying an old 90’s f250/350 👍
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I think the world needs a little more 4960’s right now and a lot less news channels....... here’s something to put a smile on everyone’s faces
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Have you ever came across a story so good that it literally warms your heart? I’m gonna talk to my friends at
@JohnDeere
….. we gotta do something special here for Abi!!!!
💚💛
@SteveBrake7
@candboperations
seriously this is an incredible story!!!!
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Farmin’
#Ukrainian
farmer collects an abandoned Russian tank
#RussianArmy
#RussianUkrainianWar
#russiagohome
#StandWithUkraine
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Do I need it? ....... well no...... do I want it? ........ oh hell yes!
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Dearest Mother
Tonight we rest… for tomorrow we embark on the greatest gamble known to mankind, the bearings have been greased, specifications and depths have been checked not twice, but thrice times, we shall no longer count the time with hours, but instead… acres
Andrew
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Ah man r farm dog Daisy passed away this aft, my dad just thought she was napping in the dog house but she must’ve passed in her sleep, I didn’t even know she wasn’t feeling good, she showed up 1 day as a stray and turned out 2 b the best dog we ever had!! Gonna miss u Daisy 💔
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Me, my wife and Tate gotta give a huge shoutout to the great nurses and doctors at the Woodstock hospital, top notch care!!!! Now let’s head home we’ve got farming to do!!!!
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#RIP
Prince...... you were a damn great farm dog, I know you're up in heaven somewhere following a tractor up down the rows like you always did and I will truly miss u
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The solution to the roundup/cancer debate........ have at it ... they'll change their opinion within a half hour
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Mark this down as one of the coolest calendars and b day present I’ve ever gotten, HUGE thanks to
@JohnDeere
and a even BIGGER thanks to everyone out there for making this a thing 👍👌
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I think what Ann really meant to say was…… “If farmers ran the world we’d actually get sh*t done” it’s us 2% that keep the rest of the 98% fed, clothed, and drunk….. which apparently you were when you sent this tweet!!!
If farmers ran the world, we'd still be sweeping, instead of vacuuming, and washing our clothes in rivers, instead of washing machines.
Why should Americans be forced to subsidize this one industry's refusal to move into the 1900s?
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Do u cats wanna see something awesome?????? …….. ok…… they need a picking your jaw up off the floor emoji!!!!!!!!
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Alright folks........ keep those
#Andyclean
photos coming!!!! and hey carpet farmers..... this means you too!!!! Huge shout out to the great folks at
@JohnDeere
for making this happen 👍
#Andyclean
#shineon
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Dearest Mother
The men are tired..... worn....... and long for the comfort of home, for it has been an eternity and a month since the campaign has started, but tonight on this 14th of December, under the darkness of night..... we can see the light, we ride
Andrew
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Shout out to
@JohnDeere
for the cleaning products and swag..... I guess this makes you an official sponsor of
#Andyclean
..... lol ...... welcome aboard 👍
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I try not to get political here ….. but…. The only thing here that’s saving us is modern ag practices and I’ll be dammed if the govn’t who has 0 experience about what it takes to grow a crop or farming in general is gonna tell me how to farm!!! Time to come together folks!!!!
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Ain't this a cute picture? ........ sorry I don't have Facebook so I gotta put this kinda stuff on here folks
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Dear Lord
You know I don’t ask for much and I understand there’s ppl out there that need your help a bazillion times more then me, but if u have the time could u please send me an inch or 2 of rain, thanks, your friend Andy..... oh .... and also maybe a 4960 👌
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Dearest mother
Give word to our Roman allies that their care packages have reached the battlefield, The mens hunger has been fed and their thirst has been quenched, For if the moisture is right...... we may go all night
Andrew
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The 49ers are my new fav team!!!!
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The thing about
#AgTwitter
is .. although we may differ on farming practices, equip colours, seed brands etc, but when one of r family members suffers, we all suffer, and we’re all here to help support them as they navigate in this most devastating time, we love you ♥️🙏
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I’m not gonna financially recover from this!!!!!! Dalton Farm Toys in Newton……. I was blown away!!!!!!!!!
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Can’t stop watching this...... lol ......
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The best thing in 2022 had me scared to death in the later part 21…. I thought I was way too old for another baby plus she was coming right at planting time… Turned out the way everything happened it couldn’t have been more perfect!!! Plus she makes me feel 10 yrs younger!! Lol
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What’s your goal in life? Mines to be debt free…… and own a 4960 and 8410…. does that seem crazy??
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Delete your account..........
Trucks have been getting bigger, more energy & space consuming, more polluting, and much deadlier to everyone around them, including kids. Not because most of us actually need bigger vehicles, but as ego boosts, status symbols & “indicators of male virility.” HT
@PickledEntropy
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20 years ago Bruce Willis landed a spaceship on an asteroid travelling 67,108.089 mph and saved us from the end of the world.... & you're telling me we can't edit a gene from a camel or a cactus to make a 🌽 hybrid a little more drought tolerant.... like holy shit ppl it's 2018!
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Most gave some....... some gave all! ....... happy Memorial Day weekend to my friends south of the border 🇺🇸
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Harvest...... it's the most wonderful time of the year
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Can run multimillion $ businesses with extreme government over regulation, can run equip that’s more technologically advanced then the 1st spaceship that tracks with sub inch accuracy and changes to different soil conditions within a nanosecond….. but can’t work a photocopier
Kamala Harris absurdly says it’s “almost impossible” for rural Americans to photocopy their ID
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No this isn’t an actual elf….. it’s my youngest and she’s 7 months old today!!!!! Lol 🥰
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A Deere stand makes for a great place to take a photo 👌
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I just wanna take the time to wish everyone on here a very Merry Christmas, you guys have no idea the impact you have had on me and the smiles you have brought me, you guys seriously make it feel like Christmas all year long!!!! 🎄💚❤️
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Global Warming? ....... the reason everything flooded was because the ground was frozen you dumb fu*k
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U know what I would like to see from Twitter
@elonmusk
…… I’d like to see it like it was back in the day….. no algorithms….. just tweets from the all the folks I follow…. in the order that they tweet…. It can’t be that hard?
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I don’t think I’m gonna financially recover from this 🤦♂️
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That’s my life goal right there ..... farm 85 acres with that line up
Wow - Low Hours - off 85 acre farm: For sale tomorrow on Van Merchant farm auction in Pecatonica, IL by
@mecum
: '09 JD 9430 w/ 251 hours; '11 JD 7200R w/ 249 hours; '07 JD 5325 w/ 220 hours; '12 JD S660 w/ 226 engine hours. Online bidding. Sale info:
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I have never seen this in my life!!...... to say we needed this is an understatement....... God is great!!!
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Water colored painted sky...... you’d think heavens doors have opened
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#smartfarming
is marrying into a family who owns a sh*t load of land....... I'll b here all day
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Freedom...... nothing grows without it......Happy Memorial Day to my friends south of the border and to everyone who has and is serving
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Whelp....... in other news...... it’s my birthday today .... lol... and my father in law decorated me one heck of a nice cake 👌....... don’t mind the backwards ✅ he’s left handed and that’s how he makes them 🤷♂️...... very delicious btw 👍
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Ppl ask me Andy why do you drink? ....... Andy why do you roll smoke? ....... ya u try farming in 2019....... geesh!!!!
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