Annie Johnson
@anneejohnson9
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social + newsletters @money // formerly @digg + @knowyourvalue + @npr 💫 Yes chef.
Chicago, IL
Joined April 2011
You, yes YOU—the one reading this right now—are available out of the bullpen for the Red Sox tonight
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i'm chronically online in a different and more sophisticated way than you are
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Live life fully, buy yourself a book. Read the book. Don’t finish it. Buy another book. Go on a long walk. Read 3 pages of the book at the park. Buy another book. Add the book to a pile. Feel the breeze on your skin. Buy another book. Annotate the first chapter. Go buy another bo
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I can’t wait to watch Jesse Palmer charmingly bumble his way through a convo about swinging. This season is going to be electric
It’s official - Taylor Frankie Paul is going to be the next Bachelorette!
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my monkeys are inventing new circuses beyond my wildest imagination
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This is for user TaylorSwift13, 12:12pm exists too. Let’s utilize our lunch hour! Please and thank you very kindly ❤️🔥 love, a swiftie who has to work at 7am
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yes i’m a hater, but i hate with ethics, nuance, & critical analysis
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In the interest of fairness, they also haven't lost since visiting the National Zoo. Which many players chose to do instead.
.@RedSox hasn’t lost since visiting .@realDonaldTrump just reporting the facts here!
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one of the most important things I've learned in life, and I can't stress this enough: you gotta make a salad in a bigger bowl than you think
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being recommended to stop using em dashes because ChatGPT uses them a lot
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No team makes it harder to root for them than the Boston Red Sox.
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Somebody made this at the Chicago No Kings protest 😂😂😂😂😂😂 🌭
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Big news for friends of Kyle Cooke #summerhouse
📬 Gmail just changed, again. Google’s Gemini AI will now auto-summarize your emails without you even asking. No clicks. No prompts. Just opens the email and boom — a summary appears at the top. Useful? Definitely. Opt-in? Not always. Creepy? A little. It’s part of Google’s
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Me calling my uber after watching my team lose 4 straight in a walk off grand slam
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