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“We should never have walked…” Alone? Backwards? On the moon?

There’s an egg in there somewhere #egghunt

Reading this headline in an @almurray Pub Landlord voice

185MPH giant swans? Hitting a jet? Or could it have been the other way around?

Apparently, actually attempting to read @ao terms and conditions makes me an SQL injecting bot! (Link from https://t.co/No7woh1OVX )

My surround system went bang on Xmas day: magic smoke came out. While waiting for repair prices I’ve wired my old Cyrus One up to the Kef floorstanders for stereo. Wow, 40 years on it doesn’t disappoint!

Wordle 1,290 1/6* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Guess I need to find a new start word

The contents of the back of the drinks cabinet : 2006 to 2018. Any bets on what’s drinkable ?

This could get ironic

Didn’t know Princess Anne had a Sirocco 🤡

Badly defined But morning. Definitely morning.

How to MOT a TVR

Is this the morning when everyone wakes up blind and the big deadly plants come to life?

Shrove Monday

I like this beer’s name

Shortest test drive ever: it broke down after 3ft!

And so it begins

Took my dads car (unused for several years) for an MOT. I changed the battery, wipers (as the rubber had gone) checked the lights and tyres etc. Started on the first turn of the key. Booked it in and took it. It was all going well until it broke down ON the ramps. #dead

Inspired by @twisteddoodles, I present “Halloween costumes to scare web developers”