bf came back from driving my car w his hand bleeding and was like “there’s something sharp under the seat” and i said “ohh yeah that’s my car knife” and he got annoyed??
ezra miller could beat the shit out of cara delevingne but i think she could do a kind of cocaine scream that would make ezra's skin come off in one big sheet. so it's a tie
"To most men, astrology is too girly or immature, which explains why they disagree with it or deny its validity," psychologist and sex therapist Barbara Santini says.
elvis movie is a balm. a salve. its anti cop and pro mommy incest. elvis sits on the hollywood sign “to think”. its got microsoft wordart and carnies and tom hanks in a hospital gown scampering through a casino like a loose rat
avatar the way of water is about what happens when skaters meet surfers and how if they worked together and learned each others ways they could defeat the us military
if you think hamas won’t come for the ninth most populous city in colorado, home of the historic arkansas riverwalk, then you’re in for a rude awakening
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Source tells me police are being tight lipped about a bridge collapse in Pueblo, Colorado today that caused a train to derail, because there is a possibility that the bridge was intentionally sabotaged in an act of infrastructure terrorism.
Over the last week,…
thinking about how good it would feel to be a crab and see 'imitation crab' on a menu...everybody wants me, no one can have me...and on top of everything you're a crab going out to dinner....
ive dated around 4000 people but i can bring up a guy from 10th grade and my mom’s eyes will roll back and her skin turns clear and she whispers “he didn’t like mushrooms”
today on my walk i watched a guy take a facetime call while running, pause the call to yell "carlos! carlos!!" at another jogger who did not acknowledge him, then go back to his call and say "that was carlos, my old intern...and my best friend"
fyi these drinks take months of brainstorming and testing before they hit the market. if you don’t like it that’s fine but there’s no need to be an asshole
Basically everyone has a “John Lennon beat his wife” style fact that they cant stop themselves from sharing if anything even tangentially related comes up in conversation
to be honest i have never experienced ‘rate limit exceeded’. beginning to think it’s one of those things that apply to everyone else and not me, much like other rules and laws
still thinking about a reddit post where a guy asked for help making conversation in group settings and someone told him to “stay silent and chime in with the occasional ‘hell yeah’”
The U.S. Postal Service is in the midst of a 10-year plan aimed at erasing losses and eventually turning a profit. But in its last fiscal year, the agency reported a loss of $6.5 billion, a major step backward.
i have nothing to say about chris d'elia bc i got boobs at 10 and thus am unable to feel surprise or disappointment at the behavior of any man!! all i hear is a low hum baby!!!