nobody: a tree falling in a forest: can y’all hear me or what

out for dinner with my bf and mid-convo he’s absolutely not listening to me but looking longingly at another table making mad in love eyes so I turn around and a fuckin white labradoodle is locked in a trance with him

Oi oiiii your favourite England number 7️⃣ is BACK!! ⚽️😆. Can’t wait to see the guys again and win that Soccer Aid for @Unicef_uk trophy back from the World XI FC! 🏆 annnnnd every £1 you donate becomes £3 thanks to #UKAid & @gavi 👉 https://t.co/nKVDtktsI2 Cc: @mcflymusic

Super clever lyrics from mcfly . They managed to write something every guy can relate to. “If this is a penis I don’t mind having this” that is true genius right there . Give those guys a Grammy

@DougiePoynter Look that hahaha

Don’t stop searching for @NayaRivera, her baby needs her

DO NOT STOP LOOKING FOR NAYA RIVERA, HER SON NEEDS HER. these few hours may be crucial. come on, do better!

Just because something's vegan doesn't mean it's cruelty-free. For example, my ex-girlfriend

This explanation of the ending of #Hamilton tho 😭😍

Free parking at NHS hospitals for staff is to be scrapped, meaning NHS staff will once again have to pay £3.50 an hour to go to work. This is a decision by the PM who clapped ecstatically for these exact people for 12 weeks.

Thinking about the fact that while filming What's Eating Gilbert Grape Johnny Depp would always apologize to Darlene Cates for the mean things he had to tell her in character. 🥺

The photos Vs The photos he I take of him: takes of me

who else can proudly say they’ve never purchased anything from jeffree or shane ? 🤩

Heyyyy 👋 Missed us? We know... See you soon 🎸🤘 https://t.co/KWVTbfj5CO

things the world didn't need:

yeah sex is cool but have u experienced that moment at a concert where u realize the artist is real & actually standing right in front of u

Can we please confirm that at least once you have all heard the story about the guy who tried to sneak acid into a festival but it was a really hot day so it all melted into his blood stream and now he thinks he is a sunflower