paris n2 i cried i shat i laughed then cried some more!! happy international women’s day to ME @clairo is an angel, charm sounds even more scrumptious live, glory of the snow nation we’re stronger than EVER!! my first concert, and i couldn’t have wished for it to be anyone else❤️

what if feels like to fall for the oldest trick in the book as a woman in mid 20s (i was supposed to be wiser) (you got me this one time male species)

can i have one nice day. please just one nice day

every time someone doesn’t believe in my lactose intolerance akin to santa claus i feel the urge to drink a glass of milk and shit my pants in front of them

and the winner for outstanding drama series goes to... no... that can't be right... can it? yes? alright... well then... the emmy goes to... conrad

im never going out on my period again the bass is rattling my tampon

HER BEST SONG

conrad when he’s with a patient and they say my belly hurts

life is sad but here is someone… someone… someone

i don’t think he knew what lactose intolerance was though

decided to help the less fortunate ones and give a homeless man a free coffee with normal milk and he ended up BEGGING ME to drink and i was like nooo stop this nonsense and he just wouldn’t stop.. had to come out as a lactose intolerant pussy in front of a line of customers

helped a male coworker reach the top shelf

german bus driver requirements: 1. have anger issues 2. have no sense of space and time

just got turned off by one’s inability to understand a funny instagram reel

I hate talking to men because once you aren’t an enigma anymore and start showing interest they hate you and blow ur house up

it’s only 10 pm and this is funny to me…

my friend randomly took a pic of me at a coffee shop today and it’s just this one picture and damn it’s accurate down to the pose lmaoooo

i finally got THE photo

just waited entire 3 minutes to respond to his text… guys he’s definitely losing me

out and sort of about

yessssss