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true crime detective on youtube & usual disclaimer podcast host 🎙️

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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
6 years
how you gonna body shame someone when your name is literally lasagna?
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
7 months
what even was vevo? why did they own all the music videos?
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7 months
Y'all remember the old "vevo" logo?
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
4 years
if i see someone stealing feminine hygiene products of all things from a huge chain supermarket, i’m minding my business.... and you should too.
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
4 years
ima take this as confirmation that he knows his mother was murdered, it’s no longer a conspiracy, it’s one for the history books
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Prince Harry said what he said and I’m here to remind you. Period.
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
4 years
nice to see that picture of 12 year old me is still floating around the internet
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
4 years
dunno if i’m just delusional but i think i look the same but just caught at an unflattering moment mid-speech lmfao ???? correct me if i’m wrong .... of course people look different posed still vs relaxed, mid-movement
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
3 years
p.s no girl i know has ever been flattered by cat calling, wolf whistling or beeping your shitty car horn at us. especially when a woman is walking alone, that shit is terrifying.
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
5 years
best revenge pic i’ve ever seen
@MayaJama
Maya Jama
5 years
Working with this one today 👑 @anthonyfjoshua @LucozadeEnergy
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
5 months
fella from fleabag if he had tiktok
@biggersocks
bigsock
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
3 years
what's everyone wearing on 21st of June xx
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
5 years
me to the poor girl sat next to me in year 11 maths
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
4 years
women: *enjoying things and living their lives* men, unprovoked:
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@ELEANORXNEALE
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2 years
merry christmas everyone, my 5 year old nephew just went to bed and left santa a glass of baileys, a mince pie and a covid test just in case
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
4 years
it’s ok everyone, shane bought someone an ipad 10 years ago!!
@brittanitaylor
brittanitaylor
4 years
My thoughts about @shanedawson ♥️
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
5 years
estate agents about to catfish us on a whole new level all with their damn phone
@Syndicate
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The #iPhone11 normal camera vs wide angle.. IT’S AMAZING.
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
4 years
ma’am you were caught shagging someone in a field
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
3 years
i am SOBBING at zoe and alfie’s baby announcement, can’t believe the whole internet is getting a niece
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
4 years
peepee poopoo he chose his wife and mother of his child over his snivelling old prune gran
@MirrorRoyal
Mirror Royal
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'Harry had two strong women in his life - and he chose Meghan over the Queen'
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@ELEANORXNEALE
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5 years
YOURE FUCKING KIDDING ME HOW BEAUTIFUL
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
5 years
it’s actually so fucked when you think about it, kylie has given jordyn the platform to peruse her dream career, just collabed with her on a makeup line, she was like a sister to that bitch for years + jordyn repays her by ..... bedding her sister’s bf ..... alexa define cunt
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
5 years
girls that apply fake lashes with their bare hands know how to fight
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
4 years
alexa play that should be me
@Missguided
Missguided
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📞...Calling all boyfriends to take note⚡️ @romankemp has left his girlfriend @coochiebyguccia a two minute video for every day that he can't speak to her whilst he's in the jungle, which she watches every morning #goals 💘😭💘😭 #ImACeleb
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
5 years
if the group that bullied me in high school share one more mental health post on instagram, i think i’m gonna lose my fucking marbles
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
4 years
does katie hopkins realise she is literally the worst offender when it comes to vile comments about others online?
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
4 years
why has twitter started doing this? i said what i said
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
6 years
call me sensitive but i’ve never understood why people feel the need to tell someone they don’t like aspects of their appearance? all it’s gonna do is make them feel sad? what on earth do you gain from that? the knowledge that you’re a shitty person hopefully
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@ELEANORXNEALE
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8 months
hilarious to me that people think he ‘made her famous’ when she was literally up there accepting a massive award at 19 years old… he didn’t do shit other than make a fool of himself that night
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Kanye West gave Taylor Swift a career 14 years ago today
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
5 years
she said 👶🏻🗑
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LifeNews.com
5 years
This is the sign language for abortion. Just heartbreaking.
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
4 years
who’s feeding a tampon addiction, you melon
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
4 years
tati uploaded a vid and it’s 40 minutes long? girl no thank you, i’ll catch you on angelika oles’ channel for the summary tho
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
5 years
so this is what boys see when they see my good looking mates ... and then me
@paige_haren
paige
5 years
Everyone may look hot, but they can’t survive in my swamp. #Shrek
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
5 years
‘tattoos won’t look nice on your wedding day’ bold of you to assume i’ll find someone stupid enough to marry me in the first place
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
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one thing i’ve really struggled to comprehend about the whole thing is how someone can see bruises on their partner, knowing that they inflicted them… yet still continue to bite her in a ‘playful way’ as he insists. how can slobbish & selfish excuse THAT?
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
5 years
liam payne dating a fan he met at a meet and greet? what in the wattpad is this ?!
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
4 years
this is the most unappetising food item i have ever seen in my whole 20 years of living, shit look like a pimple
@thisisinsider
Insider
7 years
This burger bun is stuffed with exploding cheese. 🧀💣
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
4 years
omg just lie and tell her you’ll still love her if she turns into a worm. i promise you it’ll never happen
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
4 years
today is the first day since george floyd’s death that i’ve noticed a decrease in BLM campaigning and protest content on my timeline. i know regular lives have to resume at some point, but PLEASE stay vocal for those who’s lives were senselessly taken and CAN’T resume like yours
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@ELEANORXNEALE
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1 MILLY BABY LETS GOOOOOO!!!!! never in my 3 years on youtube did i ever expect to get A MILLION people into my tiny niche corner listening to me yapping on, so thank u thank u thank uuuuu! 💘🦋💓🍒💞🌷🧚🏻💖
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(not) fun fact about me: i suffered rly badly with stress last year & developed an unhealthy coping mechanism of biting my own arms. i resolved the issue pretty quickly by doing research & finding a sensory chew thingy online... if he wanted to stop hurting her, he would've tried
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@ELEANORXNEALE
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4 years
it’s just the rules when you see a tesla you have to turn to ur mate and go ‘tesla’
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
4 years
demonising lower income people that buy from fast fashion brands is absolutely NOT it. education and encouragement for change maybe, but some people simply can’t afford sustainable clothing brands & ‘thrift shopping’ in the UK (especially in small towns) is hardly even an option
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@ELEANORXNEALE
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5 years
one of the main reasons pushing me to get a boob job is that if i die and my body is unidentifiable they can take out an implant and look at the serial number on it
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@ELEANORXNEALE
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5 years
the NHS when a young person goes to them with mental health problems
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@ELEANORXNEALE
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4 years
i can officially programme my mind to see it both ways and i’ve never felt so powerful in my life
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
11 months
our uber driver physically assaulted me last night & now I’M banned from uber?! 😭 pls i’m just trying to travel
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
4 years
TAKE YOUR OWN PEN TO THE POLLING STATION !!!!!!!!!!!! black biro will do!! failing that, use pressure with the pencils provided and go over your X multiple times so it’s still clear where your X was if ... for any reason .... the pencil may be erased ... we’ve all seen the videos
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
4 years
taking a knife with me everywhere i go now. not for protection, but in case i need to cake-test things
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Eleanor Neale
4 years
you’d have to pay me £120 to eat that complete atrocity
@ScottishSun
The Scottish Sun
4 years
I charge my family £35-per-head for Christmas dinner and I’ve made £120 profit
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
4 years
you don’t bleed every month, melon head. females don’t have a choice, we’re required to spend money on sanitary products every month just because .... we were born female .... men wanna be oppressed soooo bad, u guys don’t use deodorant most of the time anyway
@BastianPederse4
Bastian Pedersen
4 years
@EsposadeMinaj @EmmaStaford @ELEANORXNEALE I just want equality, if women should get free hygiene products so should we men(male hygiene products not female)
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@ELEANORXNEALE
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5 years
fucking fuming that i’m not pretty. mega mega fucking fuming
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@ELEANORXNEALE
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4 years
just met an old man who’s wife is very ill & they need antibacterial wipes to clean their home anyway. he’d gone to buy the last 2 packets of wipes, put them down while he got his wallet out to check he had enough & a middle aged woman came and swiped them :( i hate the world uno
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@ELEANORXNEALE
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boyfriend is officially away on tour for the next 2 months. for a limited time, i will be opening his house like a museum and charging £2 a ticket to come look around (goody bag on exit)
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
4 years
ah yes, it seems the UK is combatting the covid-19 crisis effectively
@ABC
ABC News
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FULL STEAM AHEAD: London's Woolwich Ferry performed donuts on the River Thames in support of health care workers on the front line of the COVID-19 pandemic.
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4 years
this is the part where i break everyone’s hearts & say the plant in picture 1 died over summer and i bought a new one .... i’m sorry i’ve played u all for so long
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
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getting added to youtubers close friends lists gets boring after a while, you see that green circle come up and u just know it’s 20 pics of them and their secret boyfriend
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
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if you’re worried christmas won’t be entirely merry for you this year; boil it down to what it is and remember it really is just another day. don’t feel like it has to be a certain way just because of social media or TV, it’s not a perfect day for most people, you’re not alone
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
4 years
not green day ....... just end it, i simply cannot bare to see any more punk icons become the boomers they once made fun of
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
4 years
a relationship should be 50/50. i tell him about gruesome, horrifying murder stories and he tells me about a pretty butterfly he saw on the way to my house
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
4 years
if you’re a woman and you don’t exercise your right to vote you should have a long hard look at yourself, our great grandmothers didn’t fight for women’s rights to vote just for you to be lazy and not turn up to the polling station
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@ELEANORXNEALE
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kinda brought the vibe down when it got to my turn and i said never have i ever tried to k*ll myself
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
5 years
lewis capaldi recreating the disgusten meme in ASMR is a form of art
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@ELEANORXNEALE
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3 years
ok these sex bot group chats are ruining my reputation
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8 months
what a weird feeling when you’re going through the most earth-shattering, gut-wrenching, life-altering dark times, yet the world keeps turning and life goes on around you ? like read the room?
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@ELEANORXNEALE
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4 years
dance monkey deffo started coronavirus, everything was fine before that horrid song was created
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1 year
a very intense game of connect 4
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@inaribriana
Inari NOT Briana .
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Couples… don’t all speak at once but… how did you meet your other half? Indulge me I’m a romantic!
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
3 years
anyone who does it sock shoe sock shoe instead of sock sock shoe shoe should be tested on
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@ELEANORXNEALE
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5 years
no one: boring cows in the club:
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
2 months
think some people need reminding that women are capable of being abusers too…. just because they’re your friend doesn’t mean you can ignore that behaviour, people seem to have a blind spot when it comes to this ?? is it intentional?
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
5 years
mate i’ve just seen a tweet saying that jojo siwa would be in year 11 in england ..... imagine such behaviour as a year 11
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5 years
actual biggest fear!!!
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
4 years
cancelling people for the same things over and over again after they've already done all they can to apologise and show they've grown & changed since, shows that cancel culture really isn't about holding people accountable, it's just an excuse to abuse and bully people online
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
4 years
the sexual tension between me and this boy that’s really out of my league help me guys please i really like him
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
4 years
YouTube THEMSELVES commented this on one of my true crime videos just a couple of weeks ago. Today, YouTube took down a very respectful video from one of the biggest true crime creators for ‘breaking community guidelines’. Do they support our community or not?! I’m exhausted.
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@ELEANORXNEALE
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it’s so disappointing seeing men you (used to) respect and admire stay silent on women’s issues. not a peep on international women’s day. not a peep in the aftermath of sarah everard’s murder.
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@ELEANORXNEALE
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4 years
being left on read when we’re all stuck in our fucking houses with nothing to do really humbles you
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@ELEANORXNEALE
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4 years
room temperature water in this heat tastes like wheeley bin juice
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
4 years
perhaps an unpopular opinion & i can see why people are triggered, but neither corinna nor james said they were cosplaying abuse victims? i can’t help but feel like people are pinning their own assumptions on these images when such injuries could be caused in a multitude of ways
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
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everyone stay the fuck at home, i ain’t catching it if these the symptoms !!!!
@BrittyPinon
bitbit🦕
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Day #5 in quarantine: had a baby on my couch.
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4 years
mum’s gone for a quarantine food shop today, came home and goes ‘i got another two bottles of prosecco just in case’ .... just in case what angela, we have 8 now ?!
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5 years
she looks like a red blood cell
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4 years
YOUNG?! tories age like milk
@TalOfer
Tal Ofer טל עופר تل عوفر 🎗️
4 years
Young Conservatives #GE2019
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5 years
might start pre-drinking for nye now
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Eleanor Neale
4 years
lockdown means u can have a full bottle of wine for breakfast and no one can say shit, the concept of time and societal norms no longer exist
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i couldn’t say it much better than everyone in his replies, but i think everyone should rewatch this specific clip after reading his statement too….
@dsmptwtdni
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// abuse for people quick to accept his statement about biting please do watch shelby talk about it!!!
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5 years
when lucie starts talking about the variations of bev/bevy #loveisland
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the scenes on the eleanor neale channel this morning
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@ELEANORXNEALE
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5 years
just rang my mum and asked her to come home cos i’m sad ... and she said no? apparently she ‘can’t risk her employment just because her daughter is sad’ . news to me. and i don’t like it.
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3 years
it’s part of my hot girl routine to cry to somebody else by the 1975 at least once a month
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4 years
every day this putrid earth teaches me that true love doesn’t exist
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
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Vanessa Hudgens and Austin Butler split after nearly 9 years together.
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4 years
sorry this is really out of the blue but i cant stop thinking about how my mum used to tell me (a little ginger child) that i suited GREEN ?! so when i started buying my own clothes i used to buy loads of green shit and i just wanna know why she had me looking like princess fiona
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
4 years
as someone who is admittedly very sensitive, even i find some groups on twitter to be unbearable, why must people be offended by e v e r y t h i n g? how will you function in the real world if you can’t handle slightly edgy comedy
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4 years
concept: a valentine’s card that says ‘idk what we are so idk if a card is appropriate but happy valentine’s lol pls don’t deep this’
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
4 years
oh dear God please never let UK youtube take the same messy path that US youtube has 🧿
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1 year
why do so many sweet girls have ugly mean boyfriends!!! it’s not right!!
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Eleanor Neale
5 years
me after a stressful trip to ikea
no more sweden for me, ever
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3 years
i’ve covered 3 separate true crime cases where women were murdered while WALKING THEIR DOG on busy hiking trails in broad daylight. women can’t do basic tasks that men take for granted without being in danger - these women did all they could to be safe, and were still attacked.
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@ELEANORXNEALE
Eleanor Neale
5 years
some people actually have healthy relationships with their dad? sounds fake but ok
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Eleanor Neale
4 years
miss gloria said BLACK LIVES MATTER
@_An1sha
✨anisha✨
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I know damn well there’s not a hippo roaming the streets of Chicago rn
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Eleanor Neale
4 years
imagine them trying to do this in UK schools, we’re all fkin useless there’d be balls flying left n right in that sports hall
@thinking_panda
ShanghaiPanda
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China's kindergarten game: Cooperation.
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Eleanor Neale
4 years
yet people in the UK still won’t SELF FUCKIN ISOLATE
@Callux
Lux
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800 people died in Italy today :(
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