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@amberuhh
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acupuncture superfan. writing in carte blanche, PRISM, HAD, Moss, etc. ubco BA uvic MFA
unceded lək̓ʷəŋən territory
Joined December 2013
you can’t talk to me like that i have a masters of fine arts in fiction.
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i should be able to violate hipaa if i think it would make a good tweet.
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an order of mushroom egg foo young hates to see me and my 17yo lizard coming.
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i know i do the “gen z stare” at work because the alternative is being quite mean all the time.
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new story in @alacarteblanche out today about being in love with bald dykes :D .
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Fiction by Amber Nuyens The first time Jamie goes to a gay bar, she thinks of those viral videos of cows being released into fields for the first time in their lives.
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the patient who said they were checking in for an MCR when they meant MRI today is so me rn (can’t stop listening to Three Cheers Deluxe Edition).
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winter seasonal depression is for normies and dweebs. real gangsters freak the fuck out when the temps are over 20°.
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RT @infinite_bug: is chatGPT down for anyone else? i’m a pediatric oncologist so this is kind of urgent.
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horrible survivor 50 cast leak during a horrible ER shift it’s just one of those days.
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employed which means i’m playing wordle again. what else am i meant to do at work.
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