ally
@allyyyyyyyy__
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using https://t.co/igrDvQ5R3z as my personal diary (for better or worse)
Joined October 2012
When your dog is the equivalent of a pouty toddler refusing to smile for the camera <<<<
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Are people still buying songs for $1.29 in Apple? I’m genuinely so confused
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My fav part about Halloween has always been doing fun makeup looks… and I popped OFF this year🦋👼
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In honor of Halloween, I’m declaring Take 5 as the sexiest candy bar and I refuse to elaborate
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This past weekend I fell in love with an Italian man with a fat ass
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When I catch myself feeling sad about a man, I simply look at his hairline and imagine how it’ll look in 25 years. He might think he’s hot shit now, but someday he will be bald 😌
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Men are like hmmm. Cheat and ruin my entire personal life and devastate my loved ones? Or communicate. A difficult, impossible choice…
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my ideal sunday? nice big warm bowl of soup and some crusty bread and perhaps I don’t speak to a single soul all day
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Why are there 50 states? There should be fewer than that in my opinion. Makes things too complicated
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