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la-based writer, comedian, elf, etc 🏳️‍🌈🫡

Los Angeles, CA
Joined February 2009
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@samwaltjones
big beauty judy
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a rotisserie chicken is an SSRI
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it’s so wild how nicole got keith’s hair in the divorce
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@byspencerthomas
Spencer Thomas
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when the song of achilles film adaption starts up, i am going to campaign for this man like no other. do you see the vision? bc i see the vision.
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bren ✮
3 months
is he even real what the hell
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big beauty judy
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first ever centaur on RuPaul’s Drag Race yasssss!!!!
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facebook marketplace is a horror film
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@AssalRad
Assal Rad
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A relentless voice against Israel’s genocide and advocate for Palestinian children. It’s well deserved.
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@PopBase
Pop Base
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Guillermo Del Toro tells NPR he’d “rather die” than use generative AI: “AI, particularly generative AI — I am not interested, nor will I ever be interested. I'm 61, and I hope to be able to remain uninterested in using it at all until I croak... The other day, somebody wrote me
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big beauty judy
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i think we turned on Tilly Norwood too soon, she might have serveddd
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6 months
people on facebook marketplace: “shit from my ass, $1000- YES IT’S AVAILABLE BITCH”
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@TheDemocrats
Democrats
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NEW GOP PROFILE PIC JUST DROPPED
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GOP
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NEW DNC PROFILE PIC JUST DROPPED
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6 months
I think I have to watch the Hunting Wives
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6 months
why’s he kinda giving princess diana here
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6 months
"caught DJing" is frying me
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6 months
i crave the reckless abandon of the old man scrolling through tiktok brainrot at earth-shattering volume next to me at this coffee shop
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big beauty judy
7 months
convinced a tuna niçoise sandwich could cure my mental illness
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big beauty judy
7 months
formal cat attire
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big beauty judy
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pronouncing Shucked like Wicked
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7 months
the most evil person you know just bought this
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big beauty judy
7 months
this is a @baileymills99 character
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My mental health is wayyyyy better than I thought
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HERE COMES THE HURRICANE
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I guess you could call Travis Kelce The Wife of a Showgirl
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big beauty judy
7 months
the teen baristas at the coffee shop i'm at are absolutely dragging people for the way they order the second they walk out the door... merciless and bloodthirsty
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