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At Trader Joe’s with no list. No plan. Clear eyes. Full heart. Huge ass. Can’t lose
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My mom doesn’t think I have adhd bc it doesn’t run in the family
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There’s just not enough time in the day
*screen time 11 hours 23 mins*
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As if this year could get any worse I just met a dog named amanda
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All income is disposable income if you’re fun and irresponsible
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Found an apartment I really liked and the only review for the building was “love the location but I got stabbed in the hallway” ..... anyways my tour is in 30 mins
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Called my landlord bc I smelled gas and he came over and turned my stovetop burner off
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Don’t really drunk text but I’ll have two coffees on an empty stomach and send the most humiliating message of my life before 10am
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Not one single pet on euphoria maybe that’s what’s wrong with everyone
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So much can happen in a year. You can get AirPods. You can lose them
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This is really vulnerable of me to post but I’ve been lost in a parking garage for 4 hours
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Sorry I missed your call I was waiting for my phone to stop ringing
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My phone will take the most triggering photos from the past year and throw them into a beautiful video collage and call it ‘fun in the sun ☀️’
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You’re telling me everyone on euphoria took a break from committing felonies to see a play
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Hey sorry I didn’t respond my sock was kind of coming down my heel in my shoe and it was all I could think about
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Have an interview today for a job I applied to 13 months ago- don’t even want the job but still taking the interview to practice some standup I’ve been working on
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My ‘year ago today’ on snap today was a photo of a suitcase packed captioned “so stoked to work from home this week” then I got laid off the next day lol
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“No yeah I actually read an article about this” - person who saw a tiktok about something
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I asked for two tortillas with my chipotle bowl and the dude winked and handed me them and said “on the house” so yeah you could say the weekend is about to pop the fuck off
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Oh you don’t let your dog on the couch maybe you should go to jail
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I haven’t opened TikTok in 5 days and it legitimately feels like I quit smoking or something
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Really incredible what the human body is capable of like how I can be 7 minutes late to a meeting that’s happening on my laptop sitting next to me on the couch
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You don’t have to agree with my opinions I made them up on the spot
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Delta variant , lambda variant, starting to sound like rush week
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Has anyone figured out a way to not get in a fight with your parents when they give you career advice
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Rewriting my same untouched to do list from yesterday on a new page then taking a little break
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As if this year could get any worse I just met a baby named Heidi
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Was just reading a physical book and tried to screenshot a page with my brain do they still do lobotomies
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Imagine smoking weed and instead of feeling like your TV remote is mad at you then eating 15 meatballs you simply ran fast at the Olympics
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Worst part about spring is people start exercising in public again. Keep that shit to yourself
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I’m really outdoorsy in the sense that I’m locked out of my apartment
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Who’s tryna pregame the rocket crashing into us this weekend. I am not going sober
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John mulaney if he was French and still did drugs stuns in new photo
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It’s 2021 why do I still have to bend down to pick something up
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You come to me on the day of I’m feeling a little annoyed and you ask me to respond to your email from 5 days ago
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I’m not a billionaire but that doesn’t mean I’m not a bad person. Never assume
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Dads been nonstop bragging ab his roomba since I got home & just said “he finally learned to go under the credenza” like that’s so hard? I could go under the credenza if I wanted to. Does the roomba have a bachelors degree? Why do I have beef w wall-e and what is a credenza
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My grandpa was jumping out of a plane to kill nazis at my age and I just had a mild panic attack trying to login to TurboTax
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Commas were created by big punctuation to slow us down from talking more fast and destroy the run on sentence industry. Wake up
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Just had to deplane a flight bc a guy in golden goose shoes wouldn’t put his mask on ,.. Why is this still an issue? Stop wearing those shoes
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I like that we made a butterfly landing on you something special. Because that is a bug
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Me so hungover kind of shaking wondering what the point of life is in the exit row of a Boeing 737:
Flight attendant: Are you willing and able to help in the case of an emergency I need a verbal yes
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Yooo I’m getting wasted at the bar inside the American Girl store come through
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One thing about influencers is that they are so excited to announce
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I miss when game of thrones was keeping that group of people busy
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Wearing these skiing so I can watch subway surfers clips before barreling into gwyneth paltrow
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4/20 has always been special to me bc on this day in 7th grade I was having a major allergy attack that made my eyes almost swell shut but everyone thought I was zonked and that’s how I ended up sitting at the popular kid lunch table
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I pay the exact price for a coffee in LA that I paid to get out of jail in Bali
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Taking a shower just for the hell of it. Not even dirty just like the vibes in there
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Valentine’s day is crazy bc don’t people have anniversaries why are you bringing us into this
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Can I call you back in like 10 I’m kind of going beast mode on a rotisserie chicken in my car rn
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Huge day for the Gen z intern that pulled this copy from tiktok 10 months ago
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Just googled a tiktok sound bc it gave me chills and it’s a clip from night at the museum
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Didn’t lock my door to my apartment for 8 months bc I lost the key the first week I moved in and the IRS has the balls to ask me where my 1099 is how would I know that
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Actual question does gen z carry coins? Like does a 22 year old have a quarter or dime on their person
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Just remembered I came back from a party to watch titanic saturday night
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If I start talking like this put me in an Uber
took me exactly 53 trips around the sun to realize that right now I’m as young as I’ll ever be, and as old as I’ve ever been, here in the honeyhole between already and not yet. Amen.
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The “never drinking again” Sunday to “several dozen drink happy hour” Wednesday pipeline kinda hittin
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I got some disposable cameras for this weekend so we can lose three of them then spend $30 to develop the one we have left to get 4 photos that look like they were taken of a colonial ghost
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The power of ethical clout chasing
I’m putting on three surprise launch events for Houdini in London, Los Angeles and Tokyo. The first one’s going to be in my hometown, London, this Thursday!!! 🫀🫀🫀 I’m going to be inviting down some of my fans from the UK and around Europe, so keep your eyes peeled 🔐
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“Girls like funny guys” I say to myself 3 times in the mirror as I skip the gym again
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This can’t be the same hundred bucks that got luke combs two 12 packs and a tank of gas
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Zoom call in 2 mins but my gut is telling me to start folding my laundry from six days ago
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