Alicia Anne Creger, Writer & Editor
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#Editor #WritingCommunity Ridiculous Human. Obsessed with potatoes. Some days, I'm Yzma. Some days, I'm Kronk. #BadJokes , Theatre Kid, INFJ, Nerd
Ohio, U.S.
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I write. I edit. I proofread.
Did I happen to mention that I am also an audio and video transcriptionist?
You should hire me.
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Happy 99th Birthday to Bob Barker. The man who single-handedly got every GenX through their sick days home from school. 😂💜
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Since Blazing Saddles is trending, this is your reminder that Mel Brooks' humor works because he didn't make fun of people, he made fun of the people who made fun of people.
He didn't mock humanity. He mocked human fallibility.
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Its snowing in Texas and 60 degrees in Ohio. In January.
What's wrong with this picture?
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My apologies for a rare political tweet, but..
Anyone who votes for Trump after everything he has done and said in the past 5 years, and especially in the past three months, should hang their head in shame and will have no respect from me.
#clustertrump
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Moderator: "I think it would serve the country better if you wouldn't interrupt."
Trump: "Him too!"
Moderator: "Well, frankly, sir, you've been doing much more interrupting."
#PresidentialDebate2020
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The reason why Mel Brooks movies like Blazing Saddles are timeless and still funny are because they don't make fun of people, they make fun of stereotypes.
They make fun of the things that are wrong with humanity and not just the things that are different.
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For the record, it's incredibly rude to get
#Firefly
trending and have it not be about the show.
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An Open Letter To The Rest Of The World:
Despite all evidence to the contrary, the citizens of America DO NOT WANT WAR.
I would like to apologize of behalf of this country for our current leadership being a bunch of ignorant assholes.
#IranWar
#WeWantPeace
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First attempt at macaroons did not go well at all 😂😂
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I also bought capers today.
I have never in my life bought or cooked with capers. I'm not even sure I've ever tasted one.
This will be interesting.
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Can we lay the debate to rest, please???
Paper books count as reading
E-books count as reading
Audio books count as reading
Braille books count as reading
However you choose to enjoy a book counts
We have far more important things to focus on
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I would love to have anyone explain to me precisely why boys and men wearing dresses is a bad thing.
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"One of the greatest conceits of mankind is the idea that there is nothing new to learn."
#humanity
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I know it's incredibly oversimplistic, but does anyone else have the urge to gather all the world leaders together in a room and just tell them that enough is enough, grow the fuck up already, and knock it the hell off?
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I can't help giggling that a pro football player switches teams and the only reason it's trending is because he's married to Simone Biles.
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I have always believed that, if you can help someone, then you should. This apparently makes me a communist.
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Well, I did it.
I'm officially 50 years old.
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$40,000 is a ridiculous price to pay for a car, and the fact that there are cars in the world that cost more than $40,000 is infuriating.
Nobody needs a luxury vehicle. It's stupid, wasteful, and ridiculous.
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Wait... you mean there are actually families where the people in the extended family, like aunts, uncles, and cousins actively support you and care about how you're doing?
That's a thing????
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I decided I no longer want a relationship.
I want to be wealthy enough to hire a lady's companion. Then we can travel the world, solving mysteries and annoying the menfolk with our forward ways.
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Everyone on Twitter:
"So Facebook logged everyone out!"
Me, still logged in:
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Hi.
My name is Alicia, and I actually like oatmeal raisin cookies.
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Depression, Anxiety, OCD, ADD, and PTSD.
I face them every day, but they do not define me.
Mental illness is a chronic medical illness. It is not a weakness or a character flaw that you can "just get over".
We need education and communication.
#AskMeAnything
#StopTheStigma
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Honestly, does humanity stand a chance at all??
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@RealMattCouch
If I am running multiple errands, I will leave my mask on so I don't have to touch my face or mask until I can wash my hands, but you didn't consider that, did you?
🙄🙄🙄
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In case anyone ever thinks that people are exaggerating about how stupid the job market is these days, I just saw a job ad for an entry-level position that requires a Master's Degree.
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I opened the capers to try one because I wasn't sure if I had ever actually had them.
Those are... different.
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Could I please get an Attagirl?
I could really use an Attagirl.
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Is giving a man tools for Fathers Day the equivalent of giving a woman a vacuum cleaner?
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Cicadas are edible.
They supposedly taste like shrimp (they are in the same family as crab and crawfish).
There will be billions of cicadas emerging this summer.
You can find recipes online.
Just putting that out there. 😁😂
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I once had a therapist tell me I was a dreamer and that I was raising my son to be a dreamer and that we needed to quit dreaming.
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Romeo was 17, Juliet was 13; it lasted 3 days; and 6 people died. That's not a love story, it's an episode of CSI.
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So, I see that
#MissedWarningSigns
is trending and I am just petty enough to point out that some of us did not miss jack.
Some of us have been saying over and over, ad nauseam, for the past four or five years that Trump is batsh*t crazy.
Y'all just didn't want to hear it.
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Rock bottom is a myth.
No matter how far down you go, there is always more down.
I'm not okay.
I am at my breaking point and I'm tired of pretending I'm not.
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Holy to the Moley!
Thanks to the
#WritingCommunity
, I went from 3,000 followers to 4,000 in just three weeks!
To say thanks, here's a
#WriterLift
!
If you are under 2,000 followers, tell me your favorite breakfast! (mine is below)
Be sure to retweet and follow everyone!
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Did anyone else find the old Rankin & Bass Hobbit animation incredibly creepy or was it just me?
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Wow. We really are watching a full on reenactment of Nazi Germany in real time here, aren't we?
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Ricki Lake is trending and everyone is all about her talk show and not giving Hairspray the love it deserves.
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@dwilliams1210
One of my favorite memes.
But seriously, yes. Nancy Drew was a major step in my reading/writing development.
When I was a kid, I was crazy for fairy tales. When I was about 8, I graduated to Nancy Drew and from there to mysteries and then to horror, which is my favorite genre.
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#TheThingAboutMen
is, they have feelings and emotions.
They can experience domestic violence and mental illness.
They deserve love and support just as much as women do.
Human beings are all human, regardless of sex or gender.
#BetterPeople
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I don't understand people who make over $60,000 annually and worry about money.
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Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?
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Men need to know that if they
take a date to Shake Shack for a first date and she gets pissy enough to put him on blast on social media right there in front of him, then it's perfectly okay for him to get up, walk out, and leave her there to complain. You deserve better.
Woman gets upset because he took her out to Shake Shack on their first date!🍽️
Thoughts?? Is she right or wrong for putting him on blast??
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Hey
#WritingCommunity
!!!
You guys got me to 3,000 followers over the weekend, so to say thank you, I want to do my very first
#WriterLift
!!
If you are under 3,000 followers, reply and tell me who your favorite author is!
Be sure to Follow and Retweet!!!
#Writing
#AmWriting
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I've been single for 18 years.
I used to view my relationship status as the highest indicator of my worth as a person. I used to believe I was too broken to be loved.
Then I learned to love myself. Broken or not.
#CheesyButTrue
#SinglesAwarenessDay
#ValentinesWithNobody
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Hi...My name is Alicia...and I am an ellipsis addict...
There is no help for me...
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I really want to learn to can, but I'm always paranoid that I'll do it wrong and everything will go bad, or that someone will eat it and get sick.
😂
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UGH!! EDITOR CRAMP!!
This sentence is technically correct.
"The knowledge and expertise of our team are indispensable."
Why does it look so awkward and why does it look better with the wrong verb form????
"The knowledge and expertise of our team is indispensable."
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"In the heat of battle, my father wove a tapestry of obscenity that as far as we know, is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan."
#AChristmasStory
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Just as a chef should always taste their food before serving it, so should a writer read over their work before submitting it to an editor.
Your thoughts?
#WritingCommunity
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I honestly don't know what the world wants from me. Nothing I do is right. Nothing I do is good enough.
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I did a poll asking why people don't talk about
#mentalillness
The majority said it's because they don't know what to say.
Let's start a chain here. If you live with
#depression
#anxiety
#PTSD
or any other
#mentalhealth
issue, share some helpful things people have said to you.
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Even if Biden happens to win, it doesn't matter because 67 million citizens of this country went on record as saying that they are totally okay with how the past 4 years have gone and that just makes me sick to my stomach.
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I don't think I ever knew how much of a hottie Jessica Tandy was.
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@LangmanVince
I can't believe people are still using that "99.98% survival rate" bullshit as an argument against the simple courtesy of wearing a mask to protect others.
Nearly 600,000 deaths later, just in this country alone, and you're 100% okay with that.
You disgust me.
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Hey, if you see this, would you cross your fingers, knock wood, pray to the Old Gods, sacrifice the chickens, or whatever tickles your fancy?
One of my freelance gigs may have 3 new salaried positions opening up in the near future and I have already thrown my hat into the ring.
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@swallowit_
Actually, it's a great example of how horrible things are now in comparison to Bush.
Trump is so horrible, he makes Bush look amazing.
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Is it just me or are even the introverts starting to go a little stir crazy???
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I finally thought of a tweet that can't possibly offend anyone:
" "
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I, the woman who just a year ago couldn’t cook her way out of a wet paper bag just spent 7 hours in the kitchen making a turkey and six sides.
I feel tired and happy and accomplished and in a bit of pain, but overall just very proud of myself.
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I am 100% Camp "Let Teenagers Trick or Treat."
They have to be adults soon enough. Let them be kids for one night.
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Question for those who wear dresses.
New clothes are quite a bit further down the line in my budget right now, but I'm curious.
Where can one go to find reasonably priced (under $50) plus-size, mid-calf length, wrap dresses for short people?
Do they exist?
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@stillneguss
@ZackBornstein
Do they honestly think that the virus is only present while you're in transit, and when you sit still in a room full of people, the virus goes away?
I swear, I can't fathom how some people's minds work.
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Question Of The Night from my kid:
"How many mannequin heads can you buy before you get put on a watch list?"
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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint. The barkeep says “You’re in here pretty often. Think you might be an alcoholic?” The horse says ,“I don’t think I am," and vanishes from existence.
I could explain the joke but it would be putting Descartes before the horse
#BadJokes
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
You have my Word!
#BadJokes
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Dude.
A month and a half of no fast food, watching my sugar, salt, and processed foods intake, and cooking from scratch as much as possible, I've lost 6 pounds.
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Question for the
#WritingCommunity
If you know you are writing a character that is going to be killed off, do you get invested in that character in the same way/to the same degree as a character who lives?
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@Andromon11
TBH, I never realized he had such an impact on Millennials as well. That makes me happy to know!!
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Okay, after yesterday, I have to ask.
Of these four movies, which one is most quotable?
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#APleaToGenZ
Don't listen to the haters who tell you everything you love is bad, just because you're young. We were all the same at your age.
You are smart, strong, capable, and worthy. You got this.
This GenXer is here for you.
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@VoteJenaPowell
It's so nice to know my state government has my health and safety in mind.
Oh, and that was for DeWine, not you. You and Jim Jordan can both take a flying leap.
#PeopleOverProfit
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Dear Ladies under 40,
Do not fear turning 40.
40 is magical and amazing.
When you turn 40, you get a visit from the Zero Fucks Fairy and it just makes life beautiful.
Sincerely,
A 46-year-old who has not had a single fuck to give in almost 7 years.
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Today, I was told that my beliefs have been put in my heart by Satan, because I refuse to condemn people for the "sin" of homosexuality.
I don't understand how people can be this way. I will never understand why people are okay with this level of behavior.
It hurts my heart.
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I'm not sure what's funnier, the fact that the misspelling of this tag persists, or how many people don't even seem to notice.
#WritingCommmunity
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Hey
#WritingCommunity
, I'm bored. Let's play a game.
Give me a totally random piece of advice.
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Guns are not the problem. Laws are not the problem. We are the problem.
You. Me. All of us.
Hard Truth. This is the society we created. Only we can fix it.
You. Me. All of us.
#EnoughIsEnough
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Question for the
#WritingCommunity
Do you write so that all your chapters have relatively uniform length or do you like some short and some longer chapters?
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Somehow, in the midst of
#NaNoWriMo2019
and caffeine withdrawal and autumn blizzards, I missed that hit 6,000 followers.
Let's do a
#WriterLift
for anyone under 2,000 followers!!
What's your ideal vehicle for the
#ZombieApocalypse
?
Be sure to Retweet and Follow everyone! 🥰🥰
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Is it acceptable to sit in the bathroom at work and have an emotional breakdown because people?
#AskingForAFriend
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Hey,
#WritingCommunity
!
I'm nearing my
#Twitterversary
on Feb 17th and am creeping up on 20,000 followers, so I want to do a special
#WritersLift
.
Drop a link and Retweet and if I reach 20,000 followers by the 17th, I will pick 3 random people and buy a copy of their book!
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I could use prayers, good vibes, anything along those lines.
Going through some stuff today.
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It's Thursday and it's grey and dismal out, but this morning, I hit 5,000 followers!
So, let's do a
#WriterLift
!
Yesterday, we talked about
#MentalHealth
, today let's talk about what you do to break a funk! My answer below.
Follow everyone and Retweet!
#WritingCommunity
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@rb_e2
@driverminnie
You don't have to be a hero to be an ally. Even the smallest steps to show your support are great!
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I said "No" today.
Someone asked me to do something that I simply did not have the time or resources to do and, instead of taking on the extra task, and being mad at myself for caving, I said "No".
I am insanely proud of myself right now.
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Serious Question for the
#writingcommmunity
Besides exercise, yoga, and meditation (because those are obvious), what do you guys do to relieve stress?
Looking for serious suggestions. Preferably things that don't involve sex, drugs, or alcohol... 😂😂😂
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I just blocked someone for telling me I shouldn't get angry when someone tells me to cheer up and think happy thoughts to deal with my depression, because they are "just trying to help".
1/
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Baby's First Pecan Pie from scratch is in the oven. I'll let you know how it turns out in 40 minutes.
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If there was a huge tree in front of you, perfect for climbing way up into the branches and hiding, would you do it?
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I looked out my front door today and had the privilege to witness a rare sighting. A juvenile black-striped delivery van grazing with its mother. So peaceful.
#Nature
truly is amazing.
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Dunking on my own generation here for a moment, but GenX talks a lot of smack these days for a bunch of people who thought songs like "Smokin' in the Boys Room" were an illustration of their badassery.
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