A.Monolith @[email protected]
@alanmonolith
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'Elegance against ignorance, difference against indifference' ‘Intellect and Romance Over Brute Force And Cynicism’
Glasgow
Joined February 2008
What does ‘the back of’ mean as in ‘I’ll see you at the back of 10’?
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Someone needs to learn what the A and T stand for in the acronym GOAT
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Expecting to see Lucy Pinder at Rangers games but actually seeing Bonnie Blue there does really sum up Russell Martin’s time as Rangers manager tbh
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Still not had it. There goes at least 2 three minute warnings.
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Scotland fans using a VPN after every round of the World Cup to change theirs to England’s next opponents
🚨BREAKING: X users are demanding verified accounts get a mandatory country flag on their profiles. This is smart. I support it. Expose to foreign threats.
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Meanwhile in Glasgow, the same roadworks have been at Charing Cross for 5 years 🥴
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That’s just a baby saying Bryan Robson
🚨🔴⚪️ EXCLUSIVE: Sunderland work on deal to sign Bryan Brobbey as new striker from Ajax. Not easy but talks underway to try get it done as Marc Guiu is expected to return to Chelsea on #DeadlineDay. 👀🇳🇱 #SAFC are on it and also look for new CB.
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https://t.co/2d1Ry2BS9z fucking stunning even now, after 20 odd years and a supermarket playing it into the ground. Just still fucking stunning
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Spending more time with his burner twitter accounts
🗣️ "I'd gone over 20 years without taking a break" Former Sunderland and Rangers manager Michael Beale discusses his time away from football 🎙️
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CLUB STATEMENT Grassroots Football Under Threat – Local Pitch Prices Now Completely Unsustainable Plains Amateur Football Club is speaking out on behalf of ourselves and the wider grassroots football community in North Lanarkshire. We are deeply concerned — and frankly
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Haha, forgot about this. Blocked because I pointed out that the Tweenies episode one Sunday morning had Max, dress up in gold chains, blonde hair and say now then now then. I said maybe not that smart by the bbc and both of them blocked me as if I hated the bbc when I don’t
@alanmonolith Based on your public posts, the most famous person who's blocked you appears to be Caitlin Moran, the renowned British columnist and author. Lauren Laverne, the presenter, also blocked you the same day—likely tied to your 2013 Tweenies tweet.
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hey @grok who is the most famous person that’s blocked me?
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Hey @grok who was the most famous person with the most followers to ever view my account, doesn’t have to be a mutual. Don’t @ them just tell me
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This.
A farewell to one of wrestling's greatest characters - and a far less fond farewell to the deeply harmful man who portrayed him. So many lives were brightened by Hulk Hogan. So many were left destitute and broken because of Terry Bollea.
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A late 50s Australian male using racist language. I’m shocked. Shocked I tell ye
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Hipster Ned Flanders
🎙️ @JoshuaBarrieRR spoke with @SkySportsNews earlier today from Rangers’ training camp at St George’s Park.
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This guy entertained an entire nation of kids. Fully expect that his audience figures are higher than most prime time telly gets in this streaming age. I had my birthday card appear on the show as a kid. Was absolutely high as a kite on Adrenalin for days after at the memory
Much-loved childrens TV presenter Glen Michael has died at the age of 99. Who remembers watching him every Sunday on STV? With his wee dug and his talking lamp Paladin. His ‘Cartoon Cavalcade’ was a godsend for kids when we had a tiny amount of TV channels.
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police are saying they have nothing to go on
Cofidis have 11 bikes stolen from truck before Tour de France stage two https://t.co/E6VD9cf8bd
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. @WWESPFL close your eyes and tell me that isn’t Davey Boy Smith speaking
I put off listening to the Murty pods on @ibroxrocks for ages as I just couldn't put myself through it. I'm at the Florida Cup episodes now and while this remains in my memory since seeing it live, everyone should have to relive a horrible six seconds along with me...
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