Alan Johnson
@alanjohnson____
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@ucbtla maude writer. retired podcaster.
Los Angeles, CA
Joined January 2013
I was on Some Good News with John Krasinski and someone else
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Doing this with the guy from TaskRabbit who built my IKEA bed
Shit used to be so fucking serious. They cut off the hands & gouged out the eyes of the builders who made the taj mahal so no one could remake it
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It’s good to know Bronny and Luka would be an age appropriate couple
For what it's worth… I just realized that the age gap between Luka Doncic and Bronny James is smaller than the gap between Luka and Anthony Davis.
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Jason Whitlock calls for Adam Silver to veto the Luka Doncic trade: “It undermines the credibility of all professional sports.”
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Luigi Mangione must drop out for a better candidate
Luigi Mangione Net Favorables: All: -23% Hispanic: +3% Black: -8% White: -29% 18-29: +9% 65+: -58% Men: -22% Women: -23% YouGov / Dec 17, 2024 / n=1553
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Tirico: The song in the NFL Sunday Ticket ad was by a New York band from the 1960s called the Velvet Underground, fronted by noted songwriter Lou Reed. Collinsworth: Mike, only 30,000 people bought their first record, but all those people — and I mean everybody! — started a band
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The perfect level of drunk to get is when you’re around all your best buds for 2 hours and you start having 30 iq thoughts like “friends are so powerful, thats the meaning of life.”
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Me, 24 years old, watching the Rizzler at my desk at work
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I don’t think it’s debatable that this mashup has caused more people to watch Barry Lyndon than anything anyone did in the 30 years before it was made.
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Joe Flacco is going to assassinate the president
SPECIAL: #Browns QB Joe Flacco to his teammates "Something is going to happen in the next five weeks that we will all remember forever." 👀
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You couldn’t make the Oscar’s today
Kevin Hart Says He Won’t Host the Oscars Again: Awards Shows ‘Aren’t Comedy-Friendly Environments Anymore’
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Zero possibility of doing something 80% of Democratic voters support, sounds about right!
Biden was just asked "what are the prospects of a Gaza ceasefire?" His reply: "None. No possibility." The United States is actively instigating Israel's genocide in Gaza, and working to inflame a wider war in the Middle East.
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Scorsese got two different tech companies to give him 200 million dollar budgets for beautiful three and a half hour slow epics about America as an unfolding crime in which anyone with a shred of decency cannot be more than a baffled witness to unspeakable horrors. King
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