My fav investors who I could not close and shall remain nameless inc this hilarious table in their annual update. So true on valuations 🤣

No one seems to cover this side of it. If you ever want to cover solns happy to chat. Sorry I couldn’t DM you Alex

I've been told this is not the way you're supposed to do comms for this sort of thing but here goes... 🤷‍♂️ Today, the @StartupCltn found ourselves tangled up in a Daily Mail piece. Here’s how it went 👇 Yesterday we got an “urgent” email from a Mail journalist saying that we

When everyone becomes a victim, no one is a victim

It’s budget day! So here’s the thread of the most important announcements for tech startups and scaleups… 🧵

100% this. Not just for conservation areas - everywhere. You shouldn’t need planning for a heat pump. 19m out of 26m homes don’t meet basic standards. It would take 130 years to knock them down and rebuild them. Existing has to form part of the solution. Yet to be mentioned

⁦⁦⁦@AngelaRayner⁩, will your reforms also streamline #planning to facilitate #retrofit of millions of existing homes in conservation areas and make them cheaper + more comfortable to live in? Residents, pls respond to 8-week consultation!

Still can't get over the Tories spending an entire morning branding the Rachel Reeves plagiarism story "really serious" and then a few hours later having one of their own MPs arrested for rape.

So many crucial points made in this short video - bravo!!!

Alright @danmurrayserter is a good mate but I flipping (insert stronger word) love this entire thread Omg to number 1!

Our final guest speaker for the day is Alex Depledge MBE of @resi_uk “Difference, mine & yours, is our greatest asset” #WIBEC Sponsored by: @Inter_Trade @GlandoreNetwork @InvestNI @Entirl & Yes You Can | @adepledge

“Sometimes, if you want to get ahead you need to stay late and put in the extra shift” ❤️ @hwallop You can’t only ever expect to do fun stuff — it’s called ‘work’ for a reason https://t.co/0o9kM682Tm

More speakers take to the stage at the All-Island Entrepreneurs Conference | 16th June at @Slievedonard 🏡@adepledge CEO of @resi_uk 🧵Sarah Thompson Owner of Ted & Stitch 💬@MauricaMackle Owner of Mackle Communications Early Bird tickets end 26th May: https://t.co/eKqQ20iz3v

.@adepledge is among a stellar line-up of speakers announced for the All-Ireland Entrepreneurs Conference curated by @wibni. Taking place on 16th June at the Slieve Donard Hotel in Newcastle, the conference will focus on the theme, ‘Dare to Compete'. https://t.co/usYMcF0NvJ

Top 10 reasons why prostitution is better than consulting. 1. You sometimes get to choose your clients 2. Hotel and other expenses are directly billed 3. You actually receive the high hourly rate clients are paying for you 4. No dress code 5. Close client interaction at all

The spluttering progress of factory-built houses is further proof that a significant slice of the building trade is averse to modernisation. But a chronic shortage of bricklayers will ultimately force its hand. https://t.co/R1j1DMq8Aq

‘Britain’s once truly world-beating carbon policymaking has come to resemble a Potemkin village of grand-sounding promises with little substance’ #retrofit

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🤖💈We have undertaken a significant poll with @focaldataHQ and @JimmysJobs exploring how Artificial Intelligence could impact jobs now and over the next decade IBM has already paused on hiring 10,000 staff This will shape up to become one of the public debates 🧵👇 /1

I just paid £6.75 for a pint. I am not in London 👀

Last week I asked if I could feel my direct reports biceps. Quick @NicYeeles you better make a complaint!!! That dress suits your figure, CBI president ‘told colleague’ https://t.co/PmnyQZQyFY