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Your one-stop-shop for workplace chuckles and parody • Applicable to all industries • 700k community on IG
New York, USA
Joined December 2018
Staffing project across many firms explained in 12 seconds.
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Always curious and full of energy, Beagles turn every walk into an adventure 🐾🎉.
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Opening the Excel model after the intern updates it
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Listening to the partner promise deliverables you’ve never heard of before.
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When you realize at 4am that you forgot to submit your timesheet.
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Partner hearing the client mention “we might need a Phase 2”
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Client, one week before project end date: “99 org charts, 99 personas, 99 user journeys, 99 test cases, 99 governance meetings, and 99 risk registers…”
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When the client says ‘just a quick tweak’ and you know it’s a three-week all-nighter sprint.
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What it’s like being staffed on your first ever project with zero experience
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On a scale from 1 to 10, how tired are you of making PowerPoint slides?. Me:
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Whenever someone sends “Hi” in teams without a follow up message.
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The second the plane’s wheels touch the tarmac after a week at the client’s.
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