have you watched my latest video? 👀 (updated thumbnail edition lol xx)
i did my sister’s makeup and we talked all things lesbian, how she met her wife and more!
will be replying to comments so go watch and drop some! :P
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i always find shit like this so funny because if the government or whoever was really gonna try control you do you REALLY think they’d be like “should we give them a clue xx”
imagine how much richer you’d be if every person that followed u sent you £1, like most wouldn’t notice £1 out their budget but all of a sudden i have £4500 in the bank?? crazy
people need to stop saying “i knew it” when someone comes out
you didn’t know shit! you made some assumptions based on stereotypes! someone coming out isn’t a game for you to win! it’s an extremely personal and difficult thing to do! especially on a public platform!!!!
quit it
how the fuck has the WORLD got debt. DEBT TO WHO??? we made this all up you know!!!! this rock we float around on doesn’t owe anyone SHIT!!!!! why don’t we just print more money sorry men who like stocks etc. argue with the wall we made this all up so lets just unmake it
i saw someone say that this is actually very intentional because lavish lifestyle influencers are on the out and relatability is coming back in so they’re trying to lean into that more and it honestly seems like it’s working
when the jonas brothers said “ive been to the year 3000, not much has changed but they lived underwater” they were trying to warn us that our human greed and unsustainable habits are causing rapid climate change and raising sea levels at alarming rates. in this essay i will
y’know when youtubers dedicate a day to reply to emails and get shit like that out the way? i do that with texts, like i’ll let them pile up for a few days and then have a day where i just sit and reply to them all
me: fuck me that guy’s fit
me: wow i’d literally let him punch me in the face
me: he could do what he wants to me wow
me: omg he could pound me into the fkn ground
him: h-
me: 🏃🏻♂️🏃🏻♂️🏃🏻♂️🏃🏻♂️🏃🏻♂️🏃🏻♂️🏃🏻♂️🏃🏻♂️🏃🏻♂️🏃🏻♂️🏃🏻♂️🏃🏻♂️🏃🏻♂️🏃🏻♂️👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼🤪🤪
Every single tv ad this evening is black. Morrison's, Hive, Sainsbury, and all the rest. I'm going to take a stand & not buy from these companies until they *see me*. I'm white & I live in a majority white country. I exist. It's going to be difficult but that's my mission.
i need apple to just replace this with “favourites” so i can actually just pin all my most used ones instead of having it be random ones i used once for a joke lmfao
scenes this morning. i wake up before becky so i decide to make a start on my makeup. so there i am chilling, doing my eyebrows thinking becky’s peacefully sleeping behind me. then i hear the jarring sound of none other than jacob sartorius playing behind me. becky’s risen.
in 2021 i wanna see more LGBT representation in tv/film that isn’t the realising they’re gay trope etc
anyone making a show RN with a love story involved: swap the woman for a man or vice versa. we want escapism like everyone else, not just to see our trauma played out on tv lol
having australian friends on social media is KILLING me right now because them bitches are in summer and going out clubbing, i’m so jealous can the UK just get a grip
hi guys! so last night i was mugged and they took my phone and ID, don’t feel like you have to but i’ve set up a gofundme to help pay for a new one because i’m BROKE and don’t know what to do lol. i’m okay so no stress, i’m just without a mobile device x
how do you tell a youtuber you fancy them without it seeming clouty? asking for a friend who’s had a HUGE crush on a big youtuber for a long time haha x
snapchat best friends are so weird like i could literally just THINK about snapchatting someone and suddenly they’re at the top of the list with a 56 day streak
omg so i’ve just started my new job (🥳🥳) but because i work in a shopping centre i get discount on a load of the places here and i just got my starbucks for like £2.70 when it’s usually like £3.40??? all cos he saw my lanyard n took some money off?? LOVE this for me
is anyone else still haunted by shrek’s nightmare in the third film where donkey has a baby ogre head and screams “dada” into camera? shit fucked me up
if the UK goes into lockdown it’ll obviously be really shit but also i live with 5 of my best friends so we’ll basically just get to have a 2-week-long party
the amount of guys that send me unsolicited nudes is actually insane, usually i don’t care too much cos it’s just a dick but there’s SO MANY recently, and it’s more about the fact that so many guys think it’s okay to send explicit photos and videos without it being asked for????
do rich people think the pandemic just ✨~doesn’t apply~✨ to them or something??? y’all are in the best position to actually stay home and be alright so why tf are you all jetting off on holidays and trips like nothing is happening x
this may sound rlly silly to a lot of people but i struggle with making eye contact with strangers/people i don’t know v well and recently i’ve been proper pushing myself to get better at it and i feel i’ve been doing really well with it! i’m proud of me x
how are there people that change their room decor seasonally? my fairy lights dropped off my wall 6 months ago and they’re still going strong on the floor
i’m watching to all the boys p.s i love you and i can’t take noah centineo seriously after seeing that vid of him saying “are you gonna show me how you squirt?”
so i did just graduate and i’m loving all the attention but i just want to reiterate that i also turn 21 at midnight so don’t forget to continue to show me attention there thanks lol ♥️♥️♥️
i’m actually rlly over ppl comparing me to j*mes ch*rles, especially when ppl are rude about it saying i’m a shittier version of him lol, we don’t even look alike y’all just wanna put any ‘boy’ wearing makeup into a box…plus i’m funny and not a pedo so we’re v different xx
pulling up tweets of ppl being homophobic like 5 years ago is ridiculous, not saying that what they said was okay, but literally i was homophobic 5 years ago. yes me, a raging homo. and thats cos i grew up somewhere where lgbt hate was the norm, but look at me now. we all grow.
one of the only things i ever care about in politics is equality, especially for LGBTQ as that’s my community. statistics literally show that conservatives largely don’t support us, so ur entitled to vote who you want but if you voted tory then unfollow me. you voted against me.
i love how social media has made punctuation seem so aggressive, like “.” used to mean this sentence is ending, but now somehow it means
absolutely fuck you.