Adam Of Smeg
@adamofsmeg
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Documenting my descent into madness one tweet at a time. If you would like me to follow back just ❤ my pinned tweet. 🤘🎸⚡️🏉💜⚡🏎🏍🏁🖖🎬🔭🎮
Victoria.
Joined August 2021
If you're not following my tweets you're dead set missing out on some gems.
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😂🤣😂🤣.
"During a company event at a Colplay concert I offered my head of HR a Murray Mint which she accepted. Whilst singing along to Yellow she accidentally swallowed the mint, and I was forced to perform the Heimlich maneuver just as the Jumbotron camera focused on us."
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RT @AkilahObviously: I just hope that when it happens it’s a Friday so we can really celebrate for the whole weekend.
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No one has been in my section of work all week but today when I decide to mop the floors suddenly it's like freaken Burke St. 😡😡🤬.
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RT @DavidShoebridge: Check out this coverage from ABC's Behind the News of the new age verifications laws. Ironically this is coverage that….
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I couldn't think or anything more embarrassing than simply being caught at a coldplay concert.
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RT @antoinette_news: Dozens and dozens of Australian editorial leaders & journalists have taken tours of Israel funded in part or whole by….
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When someone has 1000s of followers but only follow a select few and you are one of them.
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RT @MediocreJoker85: If anyone gets a DM from me about canned meat, don't open it. It's Spam.
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🎵Falling victim from neglect.Designed thoughts and intellect.Forgotten and displaced.The crux of my dismay.I feel nothing.I am nothing.I feel nothing.Nothing🎵.
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RT @khtagh: Faith, just like his 'mother' was nothing more than an election con, his actions show this beyond doubt, he is just another 'pu….
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