If I could have any #superpower it would be Dagwood Bumstead’s sandwich-making ability.

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Found it. It was the Hendrix vs. Clapton episode of the "Rivals" podcast.

Braves in 1st inning, 2023: 91 runs, most of any team in any inning 29 HR, most of any team in any inning 128 hits, most of any team in any inning +66 run diff, 24 runs better than any other team in any inning

So if the @PGATOUR merges with LIV Golf (and the European Tour!?) that would create a monopoly with one entity controlling all of professional golf. (Similar to MLB NFL, etc.) and since we know in this society the one with the most money gets the most say, the Saudis now own golf

The debt ceiling deal doesn’t benefit average Americans; it benefits the wealthy and well-connected by cutting critical social programs and does nothing about wasteful defense spending.🧵

None of this ends well. And doubtful that it ends peacefully.

I will never get over House Republicans ballooning the national debt under Trump, then complaining about it and threatening to crash the world economy unless we gut the IRS so that billion-dollar corporations and the rich can more easily cheat on their taxes, growing the deficit.

Republicans are so serious about deficit reduction, they insisted on letting the super rich cheat on their taxes in their debt ceiling agreement

Let’s remember that this is a crisis manufactured by extreme MAGA Republicans. We should have raised the debt ceiling long ago with no strings attached, but they insisted on cutting assistance for hungry people to keep cash flowing to the wealthiest.

New @hissgldnmssr album announced! "Jump for Joy" drops 8.25 https://t.co/8kNeFbqOJJ He also announced three nights at @HRBallroom. Saturday's show has @williamtylertn opening. Tix on sale 6.9. https://t.co/A0tuHRVNaZ

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Do y’all understand where this country is headed??

The @marketoonist turns his eye on focus groups

New Away Message episode! How racing returned to North Wilkesboro. https://t.co/YKh9gL0Mcb

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‼️ Scientists confirm that a 2-pound meteorite crashed into a New Jersey home last week It's estimated to be 4.56 billion years old

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Does anyone know of soomewhere local to the triangle (or otherwise) where you can get old slides scanned digitally? #Raleigh #Durham #ChapelHill

*average of 600 mass shootings a year happen over 3 year span* no way to fix this :( *trans people exist* 64 anti-trans bills passed, 376 currently active

After 16 people were killed in a hot air balloon in Lockhart, Cruz authored and passed legislation improving safety rules. After mass shootings, he only offers his prayers. That’s not because laws don't work, but because there's no hot air balloon lobby funding his Senate seat.