Alea Torić
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I worked at Spacex (briefly! A long time ago!) and there was free frozen yogurt with toppings. When the froyo line got long, like 10 ppl, Elon would fire the people in line 😂
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I have met multiple girls who only date AI researchers
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I was just added to one of these ‘Are we dating the same guy’ closed fb groups in NYC. eyes *popping* out of my head
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I got a job! After getting laid off 11 months ago and 5.1 billion rejections.
Research scientist!!!
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adhd people are naturally biased towards determinism. They do not have much direct experience with the illusion of free will
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When I worked at Tinder the son of the richest indian american who was also a VP was like "why do all these girls on my app look like dogs" and it was my job to fix it
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It’s a huge privacy violation. So happy that guys don’t have the gender solidarity to create a 60k size group for what is essentially yelp for tinder dates! Someone will post their match before they even meet to see if he is talking to other girls
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I saw a friend on there and he has no idea that 60k nyc girls are familiar with the intimate details of his courting failures like… do I tell him??? Is this the future?
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It costs nothing for companies to lie that they are not hiring. It’s comforting for shareholders. But I’m in final round interviews with 2 FAANGs that said they were frozen. Chin up fellow jobless joobs
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Idk how to reconcile
a) twitter is a massive waste of time
b) me getting ~2 job offers from tweeting
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When I am intimidated by the results of a paper I change the font to comic sans
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Our director (at a big company) tried to motivate us by dividing the teams up by ethnicity and starting a 'little race war.'
The craziest thing about this strategy is not that it worked, or that iOS-China always won
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I don’t want to freak anyone out but the tech job market is rough rn I have never had this much trouble finding a job
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ML is diverse. At the elite level, it is without precedent. When have such multi-lingual, multi-national teams ever worked together in history?
For example my last team was 1 Chinese American, 1 Frenchman, 2 Koreans, 2 Persians, 1 Brazilian, and 2 Russian spies
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The MBTI personality test was developed by a woman who was sexually obsessed with Jaques Lacan and kept up a 20 year unrequited epistolary correspondence with him
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The real toxic monogamy is that you only have one stupid life
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For ppl asking about my pfp. It is my face after 256 iterations of stable diffusion. My plan is to undo one iteration per day while using tweets to make you fall in love w me. My goal: the biggest and most scientifically based catfish of all time
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If he is recursively searching down beyond one level of the tree, that's not your bfs, that's your dfs.
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I wish there was a church in SF where the preacher just gives graduate level math lectures
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Spent my last weekend of unemployment smoking, playing mario kart, and coding a dashboard to monitor Biden's health using computer vision so I can gamble on when he's gonna die:
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in which hood did he learn these straight up SE asian-ass innovations
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I have finally been prescribed Vyvance. You could say I’m starting girl meth so I can do more girl math.
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the craziest thing was the director was a middle class WASP from seattle
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when i was growing up mom would give our chickens cherry tomatoes, as a treat, and always a fast chicken would nab a tomato and start running around with it and all of the other chickens would chase that first chicken, totally abandoning the rest of the cherry tomatoes
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Shaming my intern for being low rank and therefore by the invertible matrix theorem, degenerate
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Weird thing. If I am listening to some audio content, and fail to pay attention to something the first time, after rewinding, I will also miss it the second time.
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Writing snowflakes, I have bad news. GPT-4 did poorly on AP English because OpenAI disqualified 92% of the exam questions because of dataset contamination:
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In a way it makes sense to preemptively reclaim the word ‘retard’ before the introduction of super intelligence
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As a woman of plebeian parentage, excessive laziness, and middling IQ, I have concluded that my success must be entirely due to the character defects associated with ADHD
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I’m no looking for referrals or anything constructive with this tweet, I am just looking to whine
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When I Control-c copy something, my arm heats up. It feels like that thing is IN my hand.
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I don't wanna jinx it but i might have aced my interview🤞🤞
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Derrida would have LOVED chatgpt. He’d be deleuzing his mind
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Girl, are you a conjugate prior? Because you have a well defined posterior 😏
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Girl are you mathematician David Hilbert? Your curves fill space very effectively.
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did you know squirrels can’t die from their terminal velocity
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To properly add context to a tweet you would need to start with the Big Bang.
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Nobody realizes how much cheating there is in ML conference publications. It took us a long time to realize synthetic data is not useful to train on because everyone was cheating with their datasets
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I’m pretty stupid. Today I found myself stopped in my car at an intersection, waiting for the stop sign to turn green.
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@nearcyan
It will be so fun to sift through 10 files of AI generated code looking for the source of the prod destroying bug... 😭
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What's a nice girl like you doing in a nonconvex loss landscape like this?
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Tattoos make you look older. Like you never see tattoos on a baby
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Q: How do you congratulate a recursive function?
A: Wish it many happy returns.
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@doktoroktober
Being involuntarily unemployed for 6 months... it changes one's moral calculus. First off, you cannot eat a moral calculus
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Fairly convinced my subconscious is another consciousness that thinks that I am its subconscious
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My dream bf:
- 1000 H100 gpus
- 900 Gb/s NVLink
- 2400 Gb/s Infiniband
- 80Gb mem
- Fp8
- really HOT: 700W
My dream bf
- 6ft
- $300-500K total comp
- very ambitious & driven
- 27-33yo
- brown eyes
- loves nyc
- rlly funny but a bit weird
- rlly kind & has a moral system
- not trust fund baby (self made)
- good taste
- good listener & planner
- loves running & reading
- loves me a LOT
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You resist the urge to visit pornhub, I resist the urge to scrape pornhub to the very last token, we are not the same.
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Like medieval princesses, academic labs use phd/postdoc hires to solidify ties and avoid going to war
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What if boys still dueled instead of opening endless GitHub issues?
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Asking a candidate to implement backpropagation from scratch is just derivative. Anyone who does it should be in chains. Or in th’Hospital
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Transhumanism is like go from being depressed all the time to being depressed for all time
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In a world where everyone wants to be fuckable it pays to be a fucker
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My most stemcel belief is there will be artificial wombs so I can have kids at age 60
Probably with exhumed sperm from Wittgenstein or Karl Marx
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Couples should try dataflow or Microsoft fabric if they think the spark has died.
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The leaf on the Canadian flag is red because it’s on fire.
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In retrospect it was cruel to brainwash children into worshipping charismatic endangered species of animals.
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I’ve been delivering for uber eats cause it is cheaper than soulcycle and i can tell u that the modal customers these days are rich girls ordering cake and poor guys ordering mcdonalds
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Fourries: like Furries but for, you know, fourier decompositions
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Getting laid off in 2022 is such a PC mind game. You zoom with your manager whose legs you’ve never seen. They are like ‘we love you. you are awesome. in fact, we need to wind 👏 down 👏 your 👏 role 👏 on 👏 this 👏 team’
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nearing the 20 year anniversary of the time my rich nemesis got to ride her horse to school and I had to ride my shitty inverse-mule ('hinny') named Moo Moo
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My pet theory is that feminists dislike longtermism because of the use of the term “the unborn.” It’s just bad branding
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This time last year I was an ML lead making 250K and now I am a legit prompt engineering contractor for 50 an hour
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I worked on the tinder algorithm (Briefly! As an intern! Long ago!) and the only metric that mattered in a real sense was whether the girls in the CEOs feed were cute. I guess it’s a good defense against goodhart’s law!
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@anonymiserly
I mean it’s probably still better than other job markets, but it is not tolerating the levels of entitlement and pickiness to which I have grown accustomed
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Option a — and I cannot emphasize this enough —is definitely still true
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I’m teaching a seminar this semester and I brought them brownies for 4/20 and one of my adorable ivy league students was like “for future reference I’m not a huge fan of chocolate.”
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Do you ever look at your esteemed colleagues and think about how many gpus you would trade them in for?
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My dog hates hobos and people with disabilities and one time she attacked Rich Sutton while he was walking into the Deepmind office
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Except for one intern from Stanford who was like “Alea can I ask you something personal? How will you masturbate now?”
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"she only has 1 publication tho, and its incremental" - gatekeeping sf tech bros
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Just a girl collecting niche wikipedia facts to prove status as labor market elite in the rapidly crumbling knowledge economy
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if someone says ‘lets double click on this’ in a meeting, I reserve the right to throw a SEG fault and exhibit undefined behavior.
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The og engineer of the algo was a really really short but strikingly handsome indian guy who was always trying to sneak through changes that more fairly distributed matches
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All tech job advice online is for the long bull market and a lot of engineers are going to be clueless about what to do in the downmarket since stuff like ‘negotiate for a higher salary’ and ‘compare as many offers as possible’ are no longer the primary concerns
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Much of the future of humanity relies on me being relatively unproductive
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The real problem with large age gaps is loss of significance in numerical computations.
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Slept through my meeting with potential future CEO. Why am I like this??
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Girls are neurotic because straight guys love branch mispredicts and td_error
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@hughbmahoney69
Not to engage in mean girl apologia but the number of posts in the group indicates that the average guy is not under threat. I think the scale is small but the direction is frightening
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