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No one follows me to read this anyway. he/ him ND
Windsor, Ontario
Joined January 2013
"Fanfiction is becoming people's primary form of entertainment right now" is something you can only believe if you don't talk to anyone outside of your computer or phone.
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seeing this clip before watching evangelion: what the fuck is happening seeing this clip while watching evangelion: what the fuck is happening
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Have been watching a lot of recent release movies and have been getting ever more maniacal
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MISHEARING IT QUITE BADLY: it's cool that it's the year of the sex workers but you can't call them that
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Reese really loves hanging out on the Churu desk EVEN THOUGH (1) I haven't given out Churu on the desk yet, and (2) She's one of the rare kittens who isn't that crazy about Churu. She's such a silly little goober.
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Assuming this is “Marty Supreme” discourse. Not only does it not matter whether music in a film is anachronistic, the eighties music and synth score in “Marty Supreme” are thematically central to the movie. It’s the ghost of Christmas future intruding into postwar Americana.
literally who gives a fuck if the music in a movie is anachronistic
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Many years ago I dated a firefighter who was (probably still is) a prolific playboy. He was also the most kind, fun boyfriend ever. Everyone loves him. But everyone knows he is a ho. Every few years he emails me & I ignore it. But this is either top tier sweet or top tier bait
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alfred having earl grey sent everywhere bruce might visit is so cutieful ☹️🩷
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MAKE HIM OP, BUT IT'S GAME OVER IF YOU ACCIDENTALLY KILL ANY CIVILIANS BUT THERE ARE NO GUARDRAILS SO BY DEFAULT YOU CRASH THROUGH BUILDINGS ALL THE TIME DESTROYING EVERYTHING YOU HAVE TO PRACTICE OVER AND OVER TO GET THE SKILL TO *NOT* BREAK EVERYTHING. THAT'S THE GAME
making a superman game is a lose-lose situation. make him lore-accurate, zero challenge and the gameplay gets boring in hours. nerf him so enemies actually pose a threat? then it “doesn't feel like superman” anymore and everyone hates it.
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Actually this is kind of interesting because robotics, AI and a steep decline in labour conditions are all major parts of the plot of this
Welcome to 2026, the future time of METROPOLIS, released in 1927.
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@dieworkwear Derek, you are awesome. I was wondering where the sudden influx of donations was coming from!! Thank you so much to you and your followers. We have many procedures coming up and your help is so appreciated. Happy New Year! 🥹🩷
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I was born in a hospital can i get free healthcare for life?
Couple unexpectedly delivers baby at Chick-fil-A, baby will get free Chick-fil-A food for life and guaranteed job at 14
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Transformers being the 13th Highest Grossing Media Franchise and somehow Paramount manages to fuck it up.
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The final scene from War in the Pocket (1989)
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"U(sagi)C, 0080. After this battle, a peace treaty was signed between the Earabbith Federation Government and the Republic of Zebunn"
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