robyn
@_robyn_smith
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🇨🇦 | I host actually fun SF events👇
San Francisco
Joined March 2022
The Bee is on Hosting with @fdotinc and side betting by @Kalshi Judged by 2 former national spellers See you on 9/10!
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You. 100 other people. $1 buy in. One winner. Winner gets the pot. Battle over who knows how to spell words like syzygy, onomatopoeia, Worcestershire. Dont…
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I got eliminated from @_robyn_smith’s spelling bee because I tried to spell “misconstrue” too fast This is the lowest moment of my life and I will not be taking questions at this time
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So stoked the world cup is conveniently in my backyard when I can actually afford to go
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I view being offline as a privilege now
Startup founder, age 31, messaging their ghostwriter, age 27, to ask how the latest viral meme can be adopted for their brand's message
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Hey! I wanted to make sure you saw we're doing a Live Webinar for the Ultra Skool Learn how to use Ultrasound Vagus Nerve Stimulation - people are having absolutely WILD experiences on this https://t.co/JUX28wAud3
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As a woman, why are you proposing to your boyfriend? I’m gonna be sick
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Not going to the grocery store makes you a bad cook
order your groceries. saves an extra 1-2 hours a week. compounded, thats 50-100 hours a year. a whole week work of work you gain. i promise that time is more important then the $10 delivery fee
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If you have diarrhea this color please seek medical attention immediately I think the orange is chic in a “I would never buy it” way
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So I run a pretty good soccer team (3x champions) in SF, we've played together for over a year and have decided it's time to get jerseys But this is SF, why would we pay for jerseys when we could get a bunch of startups to pitch $100 each to get their logo on the back (or front)
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Can they focus on making them less fucking uncomfortable first
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The most powerful tool for monetization (apart from ragebait and thirst traps) is posting something people will argue amongst themselves about
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I’m 26 and it’s unbelievable how important playing soccer is to me when the rest of my life isn’t so fun If you do one thing for your kids, put them organized sports and make them stick to one they love and encourage them to keep playing forever
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I expected a different set of replies and I’m pleasantly surprised
Having children was the most important thing to men. It was least important to women. Tells you everything you need to know.
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I don’t like that car companies are promoting how big the screens in the cars are now, they’re as distracting as texting
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Do people forget VC-paid uber prices or what
I just went across downtown Austin in a Tesla Robotaxi. It was ONE FIFTH the price of an Uber!! This is about to get ridiculous. $TSLA
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Stop and listen to the streets, that's where money actually comes from
Most people working in corporate America in 6-7 figure positions are some of the dumbest people you would ever meet in real life. They make the dumbest guy you know look like a genius. It's not because they aren't educated or didn't go to school but because they don't live in
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Most of you need to lock in to more sleep, everyone near YC looks like a zombie
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Correlation doesn't equal causation, except here, where it does
The decline of the West started the moment we stopped making bear shows for kids. Bears were gentle stewards of moral value, teaching honesty, courage, and friendship. Now it is all sponges, pigs, and monsters and you wonder why everything feels hollow
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My most insane lore is that I only grew up in Canada because my parents won the Scottish lottery in 1997
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If you're a rational, normally functioning human being, consider joining or running your HOA so we don't have to deal with these absolute psychos anymore
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