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Beyoncé. Real Madrid. Beyoncé.

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Lu 🤍
6 months
Hala Madrid.
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Lab grown diamonds are chemically, physically, and optically identical to natural diamonds, without throwing Congolese children in open-pit mines.
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Getting your girl a lab diamond engagement/wedding ring is insanity
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2026 World Cup is going to be everything they were worried 2010 would be.
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BREAKING: At least 18 people, including 9 children, shot at the Super Bowl parade in Kansas City.
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$192 billion. $34billion
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@Shadaya_Knight
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉
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The wife of a white billionaire VS The wife of a black billionaire Even with money, black women always have to sexualize themselves
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Welcoming your husband home with freshly baked cinnamon rolls??? I’d get her pregnant again🥹
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They’re sending her to a men’s prison for hardened criminals. All because she threw naira notes at a function. It’s starting to look like state sanctioned “corrective” r*pe,
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Nigerian Correctional Service (NCS) moves Bobrisky from Ikoyi prison to KirKiri prison
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Bellingham winner is going to to hit like crack
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Toni Kroos after Germany won the World Cup
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Toni Kroos is used to Real Madrid’s comebacks.
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Beyoncé has been bleaching her hair blonde for decades, and it’s still so healthy. If that doesn’t make her the resident expert on hair care, idk who is.
@CECRED_OFFICIAL
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Cécred exists so anyone has the opportunity to show up how they choose. There’s no better way to celebrate that than with our founder, @beyonce sharing her own #cecredwashday
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My little 9-5 got me to France to see Beyoncé. I will always advocate staying in school and saving up for the things you like. You may not travel first class, but you will get there. Crime doesn’t pay.
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Getting into imaginary feuds with women from Cape Verde because men are calling them attractive is giving loser, I’m sorry. Those girls just went to watch footy. They haven’t said anything about you.
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This TikTok trend is showing me I need to work extremely hard, so my daughter can’t reach the ceiling of our home.
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The night Luka Modric turned €1 billion into amateurs.
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The main reason I want Real Madrid to win the 15th Champions League: 1. The trophy cabinet isn’t level with 14. 2. To match Valverde’s jersey number. 3. To have the same amount of UCLs as the Premier League:
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@saxmanyabisa With a banging body despite the kids.
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Influencer culture has you guys thinking you have to look a certain way at the gym, when I promise you, no one is thinking about your outfit. Just get a few plain tees at pep and invest in sturdy shoes. No one is going to notice it’s not head to toe Nike.
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Traveling the world with the LOML, in the best shape of my life, without worrying about nappies or school fees? They’re living the dream.
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Dr Musa Mthombeni with his wife Liesl Laurie-Mthombeni on vacation in Paris; France.
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@Phil_Lewis_ The tragedy is people wouldn’t believe Cassie on her own without Kid Cudi confirming it. This is a horrific story.
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@andruchk They’ll tell you “guns don’t kill, people do” as if other countries don’t have people
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Wait for Kroos 😂
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4 months
@abutibusiness We don’t know if they have hired help. We just see a tiny portrait of their lives. Moreover, a lot of women have jobs because their husband’s salary isn’t enough to support a household, so they need to hire help. Nara is precious, but she isn’t a cudgel to attack other women.
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Also, buy your own emergency contraceptive. Falling pregnant and having a baby because the person you had sex with didn’t buy you the morning after pill is poor p**sy management.
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Ppl aren’t being receptive in the comments because Miss Xo is an “imperfect vessel,” but I think someone who’s actually lived this life is the perfect person to be warning young women about it.
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@X0Azura Mrs Bezos. Mrs François Pinault
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@FCB_ACEE Famous Real Madrid 22 Jude Bellingham 😂😂
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Oh, it seems some ppl need clarification. F2 is not Salma Hayek’s husband. François Pinault is an old Frenchman.
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@KefuweMahlangu2 Thing is… it is the real thing. Only difference is they take the billion year process and do it in a few months. Win for science, and humanity. Just buy a Tiffany’s box to put it in
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This isn’t normal.
@swd2
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This is what FoxNews did to our country. We have grown ass men running around terrified to go to the grocery store without 3 guns.
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Nigeria vs South Africa in the AFCON semis is going to unleash the kind of racial slurs that would make an Argentinian blush.
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Having a natural banging body must be nice neh?
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Perpetrators of r*pe get to be “too young” to live with the consequences, but their victims don’t get a choice in the matter.
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It’s against her religion to terminate a pregnancy, but casual sex is totally okay.
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Keeping a one night stand baby is some crazy shit. I'll never understand women
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@Niell_Standard Watching her be the talent and the director and the producer and the lights manager of the concert simultaneously. The genius that she is.
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Didn’t Henry leave Arsenal to win the UCL with Barca?
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Thierry Henry: "If I were Kylian Mbappé, I wouldn't leave. I would like to finish what I have started. Why should he leave? He loves PSG and he's from the city, you have to understand it."
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@NokuphilaKhany1 Don’t even drink.
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Sithelo got pregnant by a minor twice, and dumb bitches still calling her “mayor.” She’ll survive it.
@Zipho_Kunene
SugarB❤️by🌈
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Sithelo's expose is going to be so juicy. Definitely investing my hater stocks rn.
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Vusi Thembekwayo kills me 😂😂
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HEY JUDE!!!!!
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Women are steaming their vaginas, and doing God-knows-what with cinnamon. That’s before we mention life-threatening surgery to get big butts. They most definitely are.
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I cannot believe men think they’re the prize.
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Major banks basically formed a collusive oligopoly to manipulate the value of the Rand. The reason there’s such little outrage is because of how abstract the crime is. Even the figures being presented sound inconceivable. “A trillion” just isn’t quantifiable in the mind.
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@SuedeWest Something we’ve seen in every video of a Nigerian function. They were looking for an excuse to punish them
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Not even tomorrow at the Etihad can spoil my mood. Fact that Atletico and Barcelona aren’t winning the UCL is a win in my book.
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This is the “sexual liberation” we’re supposed to want? Society has really conned women into believing our emancipation comes from being degraded and dehumanized. That the illusion of choice suddenly makes this empowering.
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@Nerdythelma You wanna fight to be considered more attractive than strangers?
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2 months
This guy???? You guys are lying on her name. I refuse to believe.
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Mihlali Ndamase's new boyfriend Wicknell Chivayo is married. Wicknell Chivayo and his wife have 2 kids together.
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Tuesday, April 9th. Santiago Bernabeu.
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Nara Smith saw all the discourse, and said “I’m going to make cheese, butter and bread from scratch.”
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@blaqbuttafly_ That’s so cute. She’ll love it
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@YouDunnoVusi You can just see this is one of those locations you gotta hold your pee in til you get home, cause no way you wanna use the bathroom here.
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Yes, the true victim is not the child Gaza who lost their parents. It’s not the father whose entire family perished before his eyes. It’s Selena Gomez
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Omg this is what Mariah Carey was referencing in Glitter
@SomaKazima
Ichigo Niggasake
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Tiktok has been dragging JLo for weeks atp & another "background singer" came forth 😭😭 miss Natasha Ramos
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@Honey_crowns Would they have identified as trans given the legal situation for LGBTQ persons? Already facing jail time?
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Mom asked me if dishes were done. I just said "Robert Lewandowski", and she smiled. She knew they were washed.
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“Apply pressure” doesn’t make sense to me, because wdym you want to be pestered by a man you aren’t interested in?
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Let’s go.
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@RefilweSeboko
fifi❤️
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Men actually love providing. You just got to be Her.
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@LaLigaExtra @LaLigaTV @FerranTorres20 He said it’s like what in the what?
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@njabuIo_ I regret not going to ‘22. Hope I’m alive for ‘30
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@Saweezyy Money. They’re making $4 mil off it.
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Real Madrid has the worst fan base in the world 😂😂😂😂. I understand why they hate us
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@nick_dunu It’s not about the purported crime. They offended someone with power, and now are being harshly punished for it.
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@OfficialVizeh
𝙇𝙞𝙖𝙢🇧🇪
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I fucking love Emi Martinez Complete shithouse but Christ he earns the right to be a prick
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They can never make me hate you Capi. The sun will shine on us again
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@BeyLegion In hindsight, Europe may have been cheaper, but the ppl who saw her in the US got the superior show 😭😭😩
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@OhFlipItsVuyo They’re not the same. Cinnamon rolls are a softer texture. Only thing in common is they have icing
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@Bri_an2 Bellingham is playing deeper than Modric today. is he a striker too? Mendy is moving forward. Does that make him a LW too?
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@big_business_ He was willing to become an upstanding citizen for Nia Long 😂
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Hala Madrid 🤍
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@cagiago_ It’s easier to say you don’t watch Real Madrid if Alaba is the CB you’re going for 😂😂😂. I really won’t bother with the rest of the line up
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Just scrap the goals while you’re at it. Matches should be decided by who completes the most passes.
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I think FIFA needs to do away with Penalty kick in football. After 90min and 30min extra time they can check statistics of the match and give the best team the win. What happened last night btw Real Madrid and Manchester City was a sad and funny experience and Penalty is not…
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@Swazi_Cheri That’s funny. My money is on hysterectomy
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You cannot, as a rational person, read an article about kids drowning in pit toilets or schools filled with asbestos, then be impressed by someone being gifted a Rolex by a public servant.
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Controversial opinion: Camavinga has the highest ceiling of Real Madrid’s young midfielders.
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@UgoOsinobi @FabrizioRomano Black people who think pandering to racism will inoculate them from it make me laugh.
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@Phil_Lewis_ This writer seems fair. Maybe the fault lies with the editor who chose the headline
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I can’t stop thinking about Madrid haram ball. All those times losing to Getafe’s 5-5-0 and Atletico’s 8-0-2. Carlo said I’m taking that to the Etihad 😂
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@xo_kristinsmith Yes, but this isn’t fake. It’s the same as the one mined by slavery. Except the process happens over months in a lab vs years in the earth
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@beyoncepress The gimmick is that they each write jokes for the other person that are horrendous, and could get them fired. Che got Colin to mock ScarJo, his literal wife
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@Pxxdressi He’s doing all this for 1million a year? Just call him a culer already
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I really don’t know how Vini finds the strength to play during away matches in Spain.
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@kenna_fcb I was thinking of a tap in even 😂
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@l3bogangk Imagine being shamed for being self sufficient 😂😂
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@dizasterclass I’ve seen teams knocked out, but I’ve never seen cameramen be so laser focused on one player 😭.
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No pre-workout. Just running on Culer tears.
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@amal_shura Rodrygo being the one who’s scored an iconic header is hilarious
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Banger. Nothing to promote. Just… don’t do crime. Don’t associate with men who do crime. Don’t show your face when you take intimate pictures. Go to school. Get your degree.
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@Vettel_AMR When was the knee injury?
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This goal against Osasuna. The tears. Nacho embracing him. He was only 18 years old. Hadn’t scored in months. Injury woes. Rumours of being sent on loan. Then he produced magic.
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@theMadridZone
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🤔 What’s your favorite Vini Jr. moment at Real Madrid?
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Can I call you Rose?
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If Vinicius called the referee a “stupid fuck,” regardless of what was going on in the match, he would be called all types of apes. You can’t tell me colorism isn’t part of this equation.
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@Mo01198 That fan base is the bottom of the barrel. Great player. Awful Stans
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@kay_mahapa Stop paying for the iCloud and Netflix. Don’t pay for the hair care. Anything but the medical aid
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We all suffer from some degree of hypocrisy, no matter how much we care about certain causes. Just accept that you have blind spots, and so does everyone else.
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@theMadridZone @Footy_Headlines No collar? Toni Kroos is celebrating somewhere
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Not sure about this color
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@KefuweMahlangu2 Very much so. They cost about 80% less than natural diamonds. Once big jewelers get into it, the process will benefit from economies of scale and they will get cheaper
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I usually mute tweets after 100 RTs/likes.. came back to the replies, and — woof. I think ppl are being deliberately obtuse.. Considering Bobrisky’s LGBTQ identity, sending them to that specific prison for a petty misdemeanor, that is often punished by fine, is cruel and…
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Being sexualized by someone who’s been your friend since you were in high school <<<. Once again begging men to have normal interactions with women
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