rose 🪽
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she/it - femme lesbian - actually 3 to 4 women on any given day - 26
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Joined March 2018
DOMME: so how come you’re wearing a collar if you don’t have an owner ME: do you know what a ‘ronin’ is
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Pioneering the “Irish Hello” where I turn up unannounced to a friend’s location
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70 degrees in chicago nothing bad has ever happened. winter wasn't real
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and a danger word in case one of us starts getting bored
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I believe every coke freestyle machine is really a mechanical turk. and yeah, I vote
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My uber driver almost ran a group of girls over then looked at me with a stern face and said "the world...the world is a bad place..."
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I need a professional massage a haircut and eight hundred american dollars
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ME: Can I buy you a drink? HER: I have a boyfriend. ME: {counting coins on the table} He can only get something small then.
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you can just pick psychically charged objects off the ground. it's always a good thing to do
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is anal sex abusive? is david lynch conservative? should we all just kill ourselves?
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i think people without debilitating cptsd symptoms should not be allowed to view my posts
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Sorry I didn't follow up on our last text message, I was physically unable to feel pleasure for the last six months
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