martin james
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europe's weirdest king // @improvglasgow & @bigtelephone_
Glasgow, Scotland
Joined February 2016
If you didn't get the alert at 3pm it means the government doesn't love you
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The miracles website this guy created aren't even responsive 🙄😇
London-born boy - nicknamed by some as "God's influencer" - becomes first millennial saint
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THAT'S THE NUKES COMING. THE REDS HAVE PUSHED THE BUTTON DOWN.
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Thought he was on Question Time, which I would like to see
"People that are working here shouldn't be targeted like that, nobody should be targeted like that." Social media content creator and “proud Englishman” John Fisher, aka Big John, on the flag debate. #Newsnight
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“I’m associated with Chinese takeaways” is a phrase that’s going to be echoing around my brain for a long time.
"People that are working here shouldn't be targeted like that, nobody should be targeted like that." Social media content creator and “proud Englishman” John Fisher, aka Big John, on the flag debate. #Newsnight
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You know a tourist is cooked in Glasgow when they're taking photos of the Graham Hills building
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abstract vintage retro midcentury pottery money box bank figurine
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Record breaking year for @ImprovGlasgow we had our debut show ofour FOUR new Harold/Hamnish teams! ☺️ Both shows sold out and had to turn folk away, these teams are going to have an incredible run!
🎊 Debut Harold & Hamish Nights ☺️ 🔥 SOLD OUT ✅ @savedbythebeep.improv @withbits.improv @tubducky.improv @smokingcat.improv Catch them every month! 🎟️ https://t.co/pn9RSMocZn
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thanking my bus driver in a language i made up on the spot
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Nathan Fielder “jamming” on stage with Mac DeMarco night 3 at the Greek Theatre 8/31/25. @nathanfielder @Greek_Theatre @Mlsdemarco
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Nicolas Cage looks unrecognizable as John Madden in 'Madden' 🏈
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Watched The Handmaiden for the first time, why didn't anyone warn me
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