wyd.

twisted tea is so good. i wish they made a non alcoholic version so i could drink it every day.

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so you can drink it on your walk home from the gym.

they should make a twisted tea that has 20g of protein.

i’m so so sorry to say this, but go bucks.

a while

it’s a decoy !!!!!!.

RT @vilehag: it is funny that we’re basing this off of him having no plans for the weekend. like okay me too.

hypothetically if it did happen i think they’d just do a weekend at bernie’s thing.

he’ll be back on here in 8 days bragging about how he defied his enemies.

there’s no way right ?.

did not make it to work in time to get a bacon and egg from the cafeteria i need all my prayer warriors right now.

everyone was homophobic and had a messed up relationship with food.

IT WAS HORRIBLE.

mr beast is a shapeless, eternal demon that pre-exists mankind itself. every hundred years he returns to the earthly realm to inhabit a new body in attempt to gain control and domain over humanity, ruling with unimaginable & perverse cruelty conjured from the bowels of hell.

i would like a one month vacation please.

you can’t get me to believe that olivia and taylor are two different people.

southern charm should make some of the blonde women wear colorful wigs so i can tell them apart. i’m on season 9 and they just keep adding blonde women with the same haircut, build ,and style of dressing and i’m getting legitimately confused.

RT @azninthesun: okay so I put up a craigslist ad to try and sell my cure tickets and someone named tom sandoval replied and I said nice di….

lmao had to delete that gaylor tweet bc it was getting too many eyes on it and those people will legit find and post your parents addresses. no way.

it’s fascinating watching conspiracy theorists try to grapple with reality when it’s presented to them. “wait, but if i was so convinced X was true, how could Y have happened 🧐🤨😟…” Ah yes, let me introduce you to the concept of “being wrong.”.