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@oldlinds
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did i ever tell you about the time i met a cat with eyebrows
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remember that one in scary stories to tell in the dark where the kid got a dog on vacation and his whole family kept saying “what a strange looking dog” or “i’ve never seen a dog who looks like that before” and then the vet has to tell them “this is a sewer rat that has rabies”
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do you think this is the first time a president has ever sucked another presidents dick? i kind of do
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i truly hope that bill clinton and trump were sucking each others dicks
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i bet that person with the blue check and profile pic of a roman statue who posts 75 times a day is making that tweet in good faith. you should definitely engage with them.
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just kidding lol I barely know what insider trading is. why would i
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if i was rich it’d be hard to avoid a little insider trading here and there. i’m not supposed to bring an umbrella when i know it’s about to rain? ….idk about that
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what's the nastiest read you've ever seen someone give😭
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crazy that the ultra rich and powerful need to like, torture people in jigsaw traps to achieve the basic dopamine hit you or I would get from petting a dog, hanging w/ a friend, or having a really good sandwich. their brains have been fried to an extent that they are barely human
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Fav songs: -if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands -happy birthday to you -the itsy bitsy spider -the can can -jingle bells (Batman smells version) -generic public domain song
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Jesus Christ
@Sturgeons_Law People are focusing too much on books and movies, and not enough on Elon having the worst musical taste on earth
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ugh i love it on housewives when they meet up for lunch to confront each other
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