El Solo Hobo
@_gathoni_
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Born to kvetch. Cat lover. Winging the shit out of motherhood. Forever and always too much.
Joined March 2012
Knowing you're the problem and just wanting to save people the trouble.
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🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗 ok im moving
Take mics away from Kikuyus bc why did they mugithinize baby shark 😭
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Kids 🤝 cats
if you've donated to my classroom, I just want you to know that, in addition to the items we've received, my students are also enjoying the empty boxes 😭
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Shrek 2 (2004) is that rare sequel that deepens its world instead of repeating it. Every gag lands, the animation holds up, and the “Holding Out for a Hero” sequence still plays like pure cinema.
Name a single movie, where the sequel or remake was better than Original.
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saw a quote that said, “anger is the part of you that loves you the most. it shows up when you're being mistreated, ignored or disrespected. it's a signal - calling you to step away from what's harming you. whether it's a room, a job, a relationship or an old version of yourself,
anger is such an ugly emotion gosh
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@phoeniciachild Kikuyus will blow your mind with what they've done to Charles.
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i cringe sooooooo hard when i think about some moments in my life like WHYYYYYYYYYY DIDDDDDDDD I EVERRRRR DO THAT!!!
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There’s a story about all the animals being summoned to a meeting. As they converged at the public square early in the morning, one of them, the fowl, was spotted by his neighbours going in the opposite direction. They said to him, “How is it that you are going away from the
The desire to become disengaged from political issues.
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who had every right to become a villain?
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master oogway 😭
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I have come to realize that regret is a cruel storyteller. It rewrites the past with the wisdom of the present, convincing you that you should have known better when you actually had no way of knowing.
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136 newborns have died in Kiambu County hospitals since the start of the doctors’ strike now on its 127th day. The deaths have been recorded at Kiambu and Thika Level 5 hospitals - DN How’s this not a national crisis? Is the value of a human life in Kenya that low?
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friends who expose your insecurities as joke infront of others are not your real friends.
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Emphasis on teachers. Kwanza lower primary. You'll be surprised how neglectful parents are so now you're doubling as a mother or father too and teaching them how to literally exist bc they're literally babies
What job is criminally underpaid?
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i'm convinced my life would be so much better if i had one of those window seats
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