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I am not an early bird or a night owl, I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 sending a stern warning kama Nani? Haka kataona na meno Acha hizi shughuli ziishe🤣🤣
Kasmuel McOure: I am sending a stern warning to those bringing antics in the name of inheriting Raila’s position. You cannot inherit Raila’s position. ODM is now firmly under the leadership of Senator Oburu Odinga
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Why was this the only thing that came to mind as well🤣🤣🤣🤣
"small circle, small circle, biiig circle.."
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Hivi ndio my sisters wanachanganywa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Honeyfarsafi Yawa aswito mimi nishawahi sema kitu kama hiyo lini? Ushawahi sikia wala kuona popote? Only thing I ever did was love you, agal toto. Jaber Nyar Oria. With a personality sweeter than the soup of omena from Lake Victoria. You are a Kenyan sweetheart. Tunakupenda. No. Ninakupenda
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When we started this journey, we had no idea where it was going to take us. We poured our heart and soul into this book for the sole reason of making a positive impact on humanity. Today, we are excited to announce that we have sold 50,000 copies since launch! Thank you from
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Hey hey. Leave us alone😭😭😭
Halafu girlies, peep the height difference? That or taller. Leave those short murima demon kings alone.
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@Thee_mavERIC Please try to travel past the communal cattle dip at the outskirts of your jigger infested village. Busia cuts across both KE and TZ.
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Naah 🤣🤣🤣🤣the accent makes this so much sweeter
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This man has been gone for 3 months and he's about to come back and find very different children. Inakuanga such a cute reaction (and a bit sad because haifai kuwa hivi but eh capitalism)
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Coven of nyawawa bado inanimaliza 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kisumu is a city whose heart is the people. Not money, not cut throat street chicanery and not elitist sakajanomics. We have homes, humanity and rest. Do not grade us on the same curve of functional capitalist dystopia that keeps Nairobi awake all night like a coven of nyawawa.
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After Raila Odinga's burial, we will return to the streets to oppose the bill signed into law by the president. This bill grants him excessive powers, including the ability to shut down online platforms and imprison bloggers for up to ten years. - Billy Mwangi .
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Uzuri ni wako na kwao
Expatriates landing and flying out are disgusted by that security breach
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Raila Odinga body viewing happening at the Kasarani stadium exit. This is after a crowd management psy-ops at the stadium field worked in managing the crowd this evening!
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EXACTLY!!
@PropesaTV At the time the President was assenting to these draconian Bills,he was aware that the former Prime Minister had left us.What was the hurry for in assenting ? As a measure of respect,the assenting could have waited a week or so.These laws especially Cyber Crimes must be rejected
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Hey y’all, I actually did it. My book Self Design: A Memoir from Brooklyn to Silicon Valley is out now. It’s real, it’s personal, and the whole story’s in there. If you ever rooted for me (or just nosy), go grab a copy so I can stop texting people about it.😂
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Kuna mtu huku kwetu amesema his life reminds him of his own. Anakuanga mdramatic but Leo amekuja Sana 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hapo whatsapp kwani akili za watu zimeruka ama nini
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Kenyans must stop treating politicians deaths as if they are any special than that of any other Kenyans. Do you know how many Kenyans are dying today because they cannot access healthcare? People similar to you in life than Raila? He was making political deals at their expense.
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Now why are we in this 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Raila is going to bondo on his own terms & NOT BECAUSE KIKUYUS SAID SO...RAILA HAS WON EVEN IN DEATH
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Apple's new M5 chip delivers 3.5x faster AI performance for local model execution. webAI was mentioned in both announcements as a platform for running LLMs locally on the new MacBook Pro and iPad Pro. If you're running AI on Mac hardware, this changes the economics. Faster
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Sabas sasa umeanza kuleta mchezo😭😭😭
I just gave condolences to Mama Ida Odinga at her residence in Karen. Wished her strength and courage at this difficult moment. She looked at me and said about Baba: "He was half-German". 🇰🇪 ♥️ 🇩🇪
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Kwani de*th to all politicians excluded Raila ama what is this I am seeing?? And especially that he was a conman??
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