matt
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i feel like Batman or halo
Phoenix, AZ
Joined June 2012
as punishment for all my wrongdoings, i will be consuming a wide variety of substances of which will ultimately shorten my life span by a large number of years
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The hinge headquarters has a 400 page file of me and my mugshot is plastered on the walls
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wow look i’m joe keery im in tame impalas music videos and get handcuffed by sabrina carpenter and star in stranger things go fuck yourself joe
Sabrina Carpenter and Joe Keery now follow each other on Instagram after she arrested him at her Juno set show.
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lost footage: a young ronaldo free styling with a staff member during a photoshoot. the staff member impressed ronaldo 💥
Bruh, Cristiano Ronaldo’s throwback videos are so satisfying to watch.
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i attempted remote viewing Satoshi Nakamoto Bitcoin private keys only to discover it's being safeguarded by formidable astral beings
not even a single $ has moved since the last 16 years peak self control wonder what he is doing these days
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the world has very clearly become hell but this is a hilarious way to talk about nuclear escalation
Trump: That word, I call it the N-word. There are two N-words and you can't use either of them
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humanity wasn’t meant to see sean penn this big
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he turned these fucking dorks into looney tunes characters lol
EXCLUSIVE: Earlier today ICE agents chase after a man in downtown Chicago after he made verbal comments but no physical or threatening contact. The man was able to get away.
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As was foretold
SCIENTISTS ARE IN SHOCK today after the discovery of a million-year-old early human skull in China. The finding of the Homo longi (“dragon man”) skull in China will force a re-examination of the long-held belief that humanity originated from Africa. Homo longi had some Homo
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