Can hear a group of lads on the next table having their Xmas drinks, one gesticulating wildly and ranting about politics. One just said calmly 'Cool, can we just have a laugh and talk about what it was like at school again, now.' Can't wait for the annual lads meet-up. 🍺🫠🍺🫠

The bloke deserved a fucking knighthood for putting up with Ian Brown and Bobby Gillespie tbf.

People who queue for the 192 are insane. Just get on.

New Christmas John Lewis ad: I can't go out having fun taking pills every weekend, cos you turned up. But I deffo don't resent you. 🫠

Enjoyed doing this...

glad to be born at a time when i got to see what life was like before the internet and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity

Danger Mouse was possibly the last British cartoon to prominently feature Brutalist architecture.

The best Stories I've heard have been told inside/outside Pubs straight from the horses mouth,Pubs have a tradition of great storytellers frequenting them.I personally know a few ...Not saying all their stories are true but here's to Pubs & Storytellers within them Cheers📖🍻👌

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Places advertised as "fun for all the family" just means fun for kids, sometimes with a bar on site.

One of the most dangerous forms of naivety, is to believe that just because you wish no harm to others, that they're not working hard to see great harm unto you.

If your girl isn’t driven into a frenzy by the mere sight of you in short shorts, she’s not the one

For the past month, I’ve been working on a project to map out and document the work of one of the most prolific storefront sign painters in the US - this is Detroit’s Ron Signs

In a year or two Orange Juice, Aztec Camera, etc will replace Steely Dan and company as the epic bacon dudes rock bands. We are already seeing this happen with Prefab Sprout

you cannot trust an alcoholic’s assessment of what is fun. this guy says, “the greyhound bus is fun”. bro no it is not. that is your review of “drinking on the bus”. you cannot slip to me as a neutral bus review.

Newbuilds genuinely make me physically sick just by looking at them.

RIP to Brian Wilson, who said that Be My Baby by the Ronettes is as important as Einstein's theory of relativity (he was right).

A Cream Cracker under the Settee, my favourite of Alan Bennett's Talking Heads monologue plays. Thora Hird perfectly cast as an elderly lady reflecting on past events and people, contemplating a bleak future, and reflecting on every aspect of old age as time passes.

if you wear a pocket square, just stuff it into your pocket. do not fold it like origami. doing so ruins the illusion of insouciance.