edgyalbert
@edgyalbert
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I come here when no one is validating me on the other websites @edgyalbert on IG & TT
Joined July 2021
Unlikely. She is probably standing over her kitchen sink eating a rotisserie chicken with her bare hands.
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Your future wife is on this app but unfortunately so is current Hitler.
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I love living alone ! I grow more eccentric and evil every passing day!.
Guys do not skip the phase of living alone, Amazing experience.
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We all are. His name is Tom Cruise.
if you think youāre down bad just know iām binge watching all of the mission impossible movies for a boy right now.
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Another Zara has hit the Shire.
The Beatles biopics will star Harris Dickinson, Paul Mescal, Barry Keoghan and Joseph Quinn.
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What Iām wearing to fight that guy that likes Bermuda shorts
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I slayed a man in Reno.
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I am liking her thirst traps in a much cooler and hornier fit.
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They make movies that long because they know you have no bitches and nowhere to be.
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Trying to vibe and I can hear a guy talking about AI in English
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Huge win for me among my chronically online comrades.
@PugL0verMan stylish young people have been doing that for as long as i've been alive. and while you don't have to wear tailored clothingācertainly, it's easier to put together a good non-tailored outfit on a budgetāhere's albert wearing a $25 suit he got from goodwill. IG edgyalbert
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Cool life landmark! But I personally found it annoying so I unfollowed! Enjoy your new fiancƩ/house/job/baby.
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You donāt like cats? Maybe your vibe is untrustworthy and they just donāt fw you
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Hit legs more and run when you can- weāre trying to out-thigh Mescal
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The French army after WWII was like āletās do unspeakable crimes, but in very cool pantsā (M-47 fatigues)
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Hit legs more and run when you can- weāre trying to out-thigh Mescal
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Cropped merz tee and TCB 50s pair for the perfect (tasteful) midriff peek
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Made a jacket with Patina. 100% repurposed wool, a cropped 50s fit, and every piece in this very limited run is one-of-a-kind. Releasing on Thursday
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Not everyone knows this, but I invented wearing a snug t-shirt and a straight leg pant
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Canāt believe theyāre sending me back to Europe several times this year to do more of this
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Somehow the Right convinced a generation of young men to hate all the objectively best things: fresh air, clean water, pristine nature, and hot women.
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I saw the hottest bods of my generation rendered unfuckable by dumb-ass long shorts.
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Bro Iām trying.
delete hinge and date your favorite e girl.
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Always bring cigarettes on the plane just in case they turn off the no smoking sign this one time.
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Get a leather blazer and mustache, itāll change shit for you fr
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These guys will literally send you death threats if you tell them how much a made in USA pair of jeans costs.
I'm willing to pay more for quality products if they are made in America, by Americans, who are paid a decent income.
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Coming to kill you with my bare hands.
anne hathaway is mid and im tired of pretending she isnāt.
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Vintage Dior shirts are like $25 on eBay and incredibly handsome
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Men want one thing and itās a closet of slightly different blue and white striped shirts
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Youāll never know how good it feels to get into a vintage storage space that no oneās been in since the 80s and also everything is your size
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This would work on me.
memorized which muscle groups he does on each day of the week so i can say things like āhave a good quad day!ā without being told itās quad day
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When the moodboards resurface this pic, I get harassed and in my DMs for 40 days and 40 nights
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They need to invent a terminal at the airport thatās only for beautiful people that respect personal space and wash their hands.
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This dude sucks on so many levels but his fits are absolute poo
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Leviās 557 for Cowboys (yes, thatās the full name) is still one of their all time best cuts
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Sometimes an outfit is so perfect you wear it for the whole trip
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Twitter is a much better dating app than hinge. On here I can instantly learn whether or not youāre funny and/or a pervert (positive).
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Immediately after NYFW, we went down to Alabama to shoot a YouTube video and I cleansed my soul after being around so many nyc influencers
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I fear NY will not be cold enough yet to go full IKEA monkey
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Love what the capital Him implies.
Giving Him a handy under this would be awesome.
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Donāt normally give af about furniture but Iām straight up horny for these insane beds I need one so bad
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Stifling the urge to make goon cave jokes on the brand trip to the Napa winery
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Raw-dogging the Chelsea boots is nasty work.
At least 10 million bro š¤·š»āāļø. Iām not of the world. All I have is built on Jesus, so pls know Iām good family. I see you guys checking on me šš¾
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My life is hell during the press cycle of an Inside Out film.
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Bro I would love some feminine energy in my workplace (I work from home).
Metaās Zuckerberg says most companies need more āmasculine energyā and have been neutered by āfeminine energy.ā. Follow: @AFpost
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Unfortunately I think no one will desire me quite like the dudes in this forum that analyze my outfits and speculate on my pubes
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Bro this was based asf.
From now until the end of memory never forget this. Never forget what Jane Fonda did. Never forget her giving aid and comfort and support to the enemy. This, ladies and gentlemen, is treason. In its purest sense. Bookmark this. Forward this. Never forget this. Ever.
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They gatekeep the stairmaster because they fear the beauty it may unleash (thighs and ass going crazy).
Men on the abductors and the stairmaster . Omg . You getting a matcha after princess ?.
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Leaving The Housewives on in another room so I donāt feel lonely living by myself ā almost like I have 5-6 angry rich alcoholic roommates.
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Woke boat has pronouns.
The US Navy released a new photo of USS Preble (DDG-88) firing her HELIOS laser weapon.
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My father is an animator and I will beat tf out of any AI weenies using ChatGPT to bastardize the craft that he and many others have spent their lives perfecting.
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Is this a DM from a beautiful suitor?.NO it is a meme from my degenerate friend.
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This would work on me.
breaking in that raw selvedge denim all by yourself handsome ?.
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Holy shit.
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I want vintage Leviās that fit my thighs and a modelo.
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Itās honestly shocking how many of the softboi menās fashion influencers are secret alt-right born-again Christian types. Beware the tabis and babushkas.
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Modern Rolex sub/gmt to indicate you donāt know how to pleasure a woman.
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They should let you smoke cigs inside the DMV or at least huddle over a bubbling cauldron of stew.
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When you see another guy that dresses like you and probably likes the same stuff but you hate his guts for no reason.
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