Danny Wolf
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If you’re 18-22 and your inner circle isn’t:
-Throwing on suits for your Econometrics final
-Sweating through aforementioned suit due to crippling anxiety
-Slicking your hair back like Gordon Gecko
-Bombing aforementioned final
Then it’s time to elevate your circle.
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Junior to Senior year picture progression...hard to classify it as anything else but a glo-down...my biggest motivation to taking a 5th year might be to prevent this from being my lasting legacy...can't have future Jays thinking I broke into cars to put myself through school
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There’s no better way to get your mojo back than watching your high school football highlight tape. Regardless of occasion. I’ll probably still be ripping it when I’m 30 and the suits at work are on my ass. High school forever baby.
#cleareyesfullhearts
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Rolling into Cabo with only a flip phone this weekend. If you don't hear from me again, don't cry because I died smiling
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@BadSportsRefs
@NFLOfficiating
These kinda plays just never make sense to me in the NFL…like if you let him play on you CAN REVIEW IT…would take 2 seconds to reverse it if he stepped out
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Tweet flopped, so I was thinking of deleting it...but then I realized that's not who I am. Never has been. Never will be! I didn't get into this twitter lifestyle for the likes, nor the clout, and I promise you that ain't changing.
#characterbuilder
Going to the library for a couple hours to lock in for midterms and accomplishing literally nothing:a tale as old as time.
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The amount of times I keep coming back to Chipotle despite their general jackassery is pretty remarkable. Relationship is toxic AF. If I saw a therapist I'm pretty sure I'd be diagnosed with Stockholm Syndrome.
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Walking around campus with a Cabo sweatshirt on to show people that I'm cultured. No big deal. Just a Midwest kid, going to school on the East Coast, who's seen the vast waters of the Pacific. Again, not a big deal, just a little bit of manifest destiny
#seatoshiningsea
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Took 3 years of Italian and rarely showed any effort/cared that much to learn the language. Still was able to pick up enough but didn’t realize the purpose. Today in Florence I was able to recognize some kids shit talking me and the boys in a foreign language. All worth it.
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Life hack for my fellas: As long as you justify that you’re a “growing boy”, you can pig out on as much food as you want.
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Everyone rushing to get their Spring Break posts in while I'm just out here, without a phone, chilling, living in the moment dawg. God damn am I
#morallysuperior
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Didn't think I'd get a worthy follow up to this but I think we might have our sequel. Sideline correspondent
@ArtieCollins11
just got word up to me in the booth that two Narps were seen kissing through masks on campus. SMH. One step forward, two steps back. Cmon jays.
Just saw two narps walking a cat on campus…SMH… my fellow jays, we’re not gonna improve our social reputation if we keep pulling stunts like this.
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Two girls sitting by me in the library just looked at me and started hysterically giggling. Can’t tell if they’re gossiping about how cute I am or they’re talking shit. Will report back when I get to the bottom of this
#truss
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Just saw two narps walking a cat on campus…SMH… my fellow jays, we’re not gonna improve our social reputation if we keep pulling stunts like this.
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Supposed to give a 15 min presentation for my 11am class and just timed myself at an even 6. Italian too so I can’t even really ramble to fill time. Walking into the proverbial thunder dome. Send some Ts and Ps this way.
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Hop Football is putting up numbers on this account
Tom Grehan & Ryan Wilson
Johns Hopkins University, Linebackers 2021-2025
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I need AT LEAST an hour of listening to music + people watching in the library before I can even consider diving into some actual work.
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“Ayo where my hug at,” I say to my mom as I see her for the first time in a couple months
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Just had to give one of my professors a spot in the gym on bench press...borderline saved his life on the last rep...let's just say if he does not grade my final favorably on Thursday then there will be a reckoning in his course evaluations...
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@AllbrightNFL
BCS is really good but people who say it's better than Breaking Bad are just looking for attention
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Just realized that I have the same exact password on all my accounts as my parents do on theirs. Shit, might as well pass it onto my kids at this point. The closest thing my descendants will get to a Wolf family heirloom will be our shared gmail password.
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Some family just asked me to take a picture of them at graduation. No more than 5 minutes after completing the task I see they’ve solicited another man to take the picture. Id be lying to you if I said the confidence wasn’t shaken a little bit, but we’ll adapt.
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Seeing one of your buddies on campus and both of you instantly laughing without a word being said might truly be life's simplest beauty.
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Woke up this morning with gum in my mouth and a 7 day Jcard suspension. The bad boy life is fun but there's a price to pay.
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Finally got around to the new Puss in Boots last night...had no business being as good as it was. Probably the best movie I've seen in the past year and def a candidate for favorite animated movie ever.
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‘Twas at a white lies party and one of my goofball buds wrote for me “My tweets are funny and creative.” The amount of friendlies who rallied to my side was truly inspirational. Made me realize we’re a family in this lifestyle. I love you all. You’re the best ❤️
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Been looking for some motivation lately and boy did this do the trick. No reason Mark Zuckerberg out of all people should have a six pack and Danny wolf doesn’t. Time to enter the lab.
Mark Zuckerberg training with UFC champions Israel Adesanya & Alexander Volkanovski 😳👊
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Yesterday morning I made a vow to myself that from that point on I was going to start being cleaner, more productive, etc. And today I killed a mid-day nap on a bed with no sheets. Life comes at ya fast sometimes
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Recently saw that my Instagram ratio is dangerously close to 1:1. Probably gonna be making some cuts to get my house in order. If you're one of those who's let go in this Purge, I just want to let you know: It's personnel, not personal.
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The best part about being sunburnt is everyone letting you know about it. Like appreciate it bro, I’ve never seen my own face before. Or my skin. Let me know when you accomplish your next good deed you hero.
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A raging hangover and a terrible sun burn might be the all time worst Spring Break Combo. Fighting a war on two fronts rn
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I think if I played baseball my walk up song would be Fancy by Iggy Azalea. Would let the pitcher know I’m a bad bitch before I go yard on his ass.
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Finally got around to watching Top Gun Maverick, fuck ‘twas that a film! First time I’ve physically smiled at the end of a movie since I was wee ole lad.
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We’re all Yale basketball fans this year.
#ThisIsMarch
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I don't think Uconn basketball has nearly the same amount of success if they call themselves Connecticut university. Vibes are so much cleaner from Uconn they trickle all the way down to the court.
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Game recognize game coach.
Not pictured:
@_dannywolf21
with the block of the decade. And me going nuts about it.
#BlockersNeedLoveToo
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Considering adding "Natural Storyteller" to my LinkedIn skills
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Bottom left is the pic I snagged for my work id photo. Was going for the hipster, cool nerdy vibe but instead just ended up looking like a total creeper. Similar to the Riddler in the new Batman (pictured bottom right). Not the most flattering pic of yours truly.
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Think I’m gonna start working “Danny likey” into a lot more conversations
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Ate my first (and only) meal today at 530 pm. Definitely not breakfast, and probably not dinner. Considering giving this type of meal its own name, so far "Hungfast" is the leader in the clubhouse. HMU with thoughts
@urbandictionary
@MerriamWebster
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Not sure how hot this take is but THB easily has some of the worst coffee I’ve ever had. Think I would take a cup of the blue jay blend from ffc 10 times out of 10
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Currently fighting through the worst Sunday scaries I’ve had in a looooong time. Might go lay outside in the rain just to feel something. More to follow.
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Just had to sneak away mid-outside class to pop my socks off. Spring has Sprung!
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@thecfbnetwork
@JHU_Football
@ETBU_Football
@GoETBUTigers
The no swag was an inside joke please don’t let it sway the pole 😭😭😭
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@HarryPotterFilm
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Gonna get ahead of this and dedicate tonight's game to Hagrid
#forHagrid
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Super behind on laundry so I think I’m hitting the bars tn with only basketball shorts under my jeans…over at HQ we like to refer to that as a
#partyfoul
#laundrywoes
#iamsorryifTMI
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Seeing that we just passed the 4 year anniversary of Avicii’s death. Everyone likes to bring up Levels, but to me, “Hey Brother” is his magnum opus. I’ll never forget where I was the first time I heard that song. Hope the bloods still thicker than water up there, buddy. RIP.
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How are there real people like this in the world
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Caught a couple episodes of "Is it Cake?" on Netflix last night...afraid to say that the Golden Era of Television might be over
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At what age (or weight) will it become socially acceptable to rebrand as "Big Dan."
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Out of town for the weekend and forgot my toothbrush…had to rip the ole brush your teeth with your finger last night. Like 90% sure that made my teeth dirtier but to quote Wiz, “Living young, wild, and free” 🎶
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Not sure if I've ever sweat more over a two day span without any physical activity. Spring might have sprung too hard for my liking. On a positive note, the NIL opportunity is there
@OldSpice
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Can’t remember the last time I got a good ole roll down a hill. Need to get on that asap.
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with no actual football knowledge. Hoping to fill that void and help this fanbase reach the peak--humbly, a former D3 varsity tackle football player with one (1) school record for rushing TDs (4 of 5 touchdowns scored were within the 1-yard line). And, as always, Bear Down.
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Ripping some 8am Saving Private Ryan to start an awesome Saturday on the right track. Carpe Diem bitch!!!
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Hey Team, sorry to announce that I'm taking a short social media hiatus to lock into school for the rest of the semester (yes, unfortunately twitter included). In light of this disappointing news, happy to announce that I will be occasionally tweeting through
@ZachCAllen
(1/2)
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@AdamRourke10
@David_Josephson
@Greg_Chimera
@Coach_TBell
@burt_chip
@ChrisJames1233
face of the program
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High of 96 at Preakness tomorrow. Setting the early line on
@Joey_Johnson24
to faint at -300. DMs are open if you wanta get in on the action
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Can’t remember the last movie I was as hyped for as Oppenheimer. Gonna be a moment
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This also seems to be right during your era so if you have any wisdom to share please do
@Greg_Chimera
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Finally got around to the new Batman…movie’s emo AF. Probably gonna chase it with some Shrek 2 to cleanse the mentals
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Was just brainstorming 5 best and 5 worst jerseys in the nfl…my list below:
Best—Ravens, 49ers, Chargers, Raiders, Seahawks
Worst—Packers, Cardinals, Texans, Falcons, Colts
If you have any thoughts lmk in the replies, would love to get some discussion going.
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I thought Philly was a city that prides itself on being tough?? What the hell is this performance
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For Immediate Release: “I’m back.”
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As a life-long fan of the Chicago Bears, I can say with a fair amount of confidence that this is the worst game I've ever seen.
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The best part about being home might be the time shift. Central time is so superior to EST in everyyyyy wayyyyy
#timezonetwitter
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@MySportsUpdate
@ChicagoBears
I genuinely feel bad for Eberflus because he seems like a nice guy but he's just in so far over his read rn man should not be a head coach
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Guy in front of me at chipotle today got double pinto AND double black beans. Truly never seen it before. Truly don’t think I’ll ever see it again. There really are monsters hiding in plain sight.
#beanoverload
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Banksy will take a XL
We won so we decided you should win too 🤷🏼♀️🤷♂️
Giving away 3 of these fan favorite “Nobody Cares, Work Harder” t-shirts.
1 M, 2 XL up for grabs! RT to win and reply with your size 👇
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Sometimes you have a void inside that only a 2010s summer hits playlist can fill
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Finally got around to watching
#EverythingEverywhereAllAtOnce
. God, what a film. Most emotional I’ve been during a film in a loooong time. If I were to give it a review, based off of the Danny Wolf system of movie reviews, it gets a perfect 5 PAWS (🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾)
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Twitter likes are hella inflated rn, tweeting literally anything making fun of the Queen dying is worth at least 1k likes. Wish I had something witty to say about it but just can't find the inspiration. 🇮🇪🇮🇪
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Been getting this notification on my phone a lot lately and it’s got me thinking like lol. Bruh. If I wanted your advice I’d ask. This ain’t a democracy, it’s a gd dictatorship and I’m Joseph Stalin. So sit back, stfu, and do your job while I keep blasting Sleepyhead.
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Think I might substitute the phrase “going to bed” for “retiring to my chambers.”
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I think, after wearing my gross, tathered birkenstocks for far too long without complications, that I'm actually immune to any foot-related ailments. Athlete's foot? Lol nah. Gout? See ya. Trench foot? Maybe, but probably not.
#foottwitter
#theysmellworsethantheylook
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I don't know who's been on the "Tank for Caleb Williams" train more than me, but the script has just been flipped...tonight's for Dick. The rest of the season is for Dick. Enough with the constant losing, it's time to remind the world that we are the GODDAMN CHICAGO BEARS.
Dick Butkus was a legend who embodied what it means to be a Chicago Bear. Our hearts go out to his family and friends.
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Just sneezed on the train and got a “bless you” about 5 rows back…feeling the love rn 🙏. Let’s build on this and have a weekend people!
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