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Congratulations to all the Democratic candidates who won tonight. It’s a reminder that when we come together around strong, forward-looking leaders who care about the issues that matter, we can win. We’ve still got plenty of work to do, but the future looks a little bit brighter.

“Fuck ICE” — Matthew Lillard https://t.co/LrScmGw9U6

The story continues. #DexterResurrection is returning for Season 2 🔪

This isn’t right.

LEGALIZE COMEDY, FREE JIMMY KIMMEL

I love how when Trump goes five days without openly violating the U.S. Constitution we just all assume he passed away

While all the Districts pay extra for groceries and everyday goods, the White House is excited to announce that the Capitol is creating a grand ballroom for opulent parties! May the odds be ever in your favor!!!

‘NATIONAL TREASURE 3’ is reportedly in the works at Disney. Chris Bremner (‘Bad Boys: Ride or Die‘) will write the script. (via @DanielRPK)

Since its release 11 years ago, just one hour and 31 minutes have passed on Miller's planet in Interstellar.

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first since you’re all so eager

Just a reminder this 22-year old kid is in charge of counterterrorism at the Department of Homeland Security. He's a former grocery store clerk and gardener.

i wish there’d been a camera on my face when i watched this for the first time.. just utter disbelief but delight at what my eyes were seeing

Okay, here is the official trailer for the new season of The Rehearsal

Senator @CoryBooker continues to hold the floor after 23 hours.

my sincerest apologies when i was fighting wenwu’s thugs on a bus in san francisco i had no idea i was in the presence of an absolute fucking HERO

Perfect scene. No notes.

Devon: It’s okay Mark she just wants to talk Cobel: #severance

I’d like to be the first to congratulate President Trump on overseeing the 4 greatest drops in the stock market in the past 50 years. This level of commitment to failure is uncommon in a leader. MAGA!

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