how it feels being a charles leclerc fan

Me looking at my bank account after a "treat yourself" spree

PR, day in and day out, has to be one of the most emotionally imbalanced careers you can possibly have. One day it's like, "millions of people saw this thing I did!" The next day it's like, "my email was opened - I think?"

how to make me do anything: “we’ll get coffee on the way”

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Thank you for your payment. Me:

I wanna be a “gym rat” but instead I’m a rat in the pantry 🥹

one thing about me is if i’m in the car i'm getting coffee

what’s the opposite of the zoomies. that’s what i have

Eric Haase vs Dylan Bundy #DetroitRoots Home Run 💣 Exit velo: 102.3 mph Launch angle: 28 deg Proj. distance: 402 ft No doubt about that one 🔒 That's a dinger in all 30 MLB ballparks MIN (0) @ DET (2) 🔻 4th

wish i didn’t love to complain but unfortunately i’m just really good at it. who am i to deny the world my gift

This weather has me feeling re-watching Gilmore Girls and One Tree Hill

The 3 guarantees in life: -death -taxes -Your Dunkin’ order will taste different every time you order it

My head hurt listening to Kyle and Alyssa in that damn pool. They are two of the dumbest humans to have been on Big Brother. #BB24

Since when are McChickens 2.39?

iced coffee pairs well with being late to work

Does anyone actually win the @goodreads giveaways or is it all a marketing ploy to get us to add new books to our TBRs?

GET IN THERE DANIEL! 🔥 @danielricciardo providing an overtaking masterclass on @AlpineF1Team 🙌 #HungarianGP #F1 https://t.co/V870qgwvxS