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@___Sthembiso
S'the
4 days
getting back into dating is wild af after being single for too long, one glimpse of a red flag and you find yourself saying "ay ngehlise bozza yam ngiyasaba" .
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@___Sthembiso
S'the
7 months
Guys I was just watching reels come on 😂
@___Sthembiso
S'the
7 months
I just saved a tutorial on how to tie hands using a belt, as if 😂.
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@___Sthembiso
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1 year
I can't believe my younger brother just said to mom "niyawathanda amakhehla", my father was 19yrs older than my mom.
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@___Sthembiso
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14 days
Kanti guys why don't they sell coffee/tea at groove especially in winter for us who don't drink?
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@___Sthembiso
S'the
5 months
Hhaibo what did I just read 😭
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@___Sthembiso
S'the
1 month
😂😂😭🤚 this other time I drove from Durban to Joburg late afternoon, by the time we got there everyone was fast asleep and my body said relax you're here now ngavuswa imoto isihamba kwi gravel accompanied by screams
@_LeratoMabuzaM
Lady L Mabuza-Thaanyane
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That 30 seconds power nap while driving 🤭
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@___Sthembiso
S'the
4 months
Bakhala ngama STI ngapha nangapha and you just sit there wondering bakhuluma ngani
@pontsho_mp
Pontsho Malatji
4 months
Let's hear
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@___Sthembiso
S'the
1 month
Akekho oncenga omunye u fokof u fokof nje
we’re such a single generation
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@___Sthembiso
S'the
1 year
Mood
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@___Sthembiso
S'the
3 months
Standing on business
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@___Sthembiso
S'the
3 months
I've 3 months left to reach my target weight. From 116 to 89kilos I don't give myself enough credit 😭
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@___Sthembiso
S'the
3 months
Making billions in a week but only managers and assistants are permanent the rest are temporal employees to infinity. Let's not talk about their shitty wages, this is a different kind of slavery.
@NdzaviDerrick
Ndzavi Derrick .CBA
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Shoprite CEO Pieter Engelbrecht has revealed that the company makes around R4.67 billion in revenue every week – significantly more than any other grocery retailer in South Africa. It has delivered impressive results year after year. Performance Bonuses must be good for
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@___Sthembiso
S'the
1 year
The other day he also said "kodwa mama nibahle kanje nanikuphi oWinnie beqoma oMandela" ngabe asixakekile 😂😭.
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@___Sthembiso
S'the
7 months
😊
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@neliswa__ngada
uMabhayi
7 months
Anyway. She arrived 🫦
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@___Sthembiso
S'the
1 year
Jan 2021 Dec 2022
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@___Sthembiso
S'the
1 year
Mom is giving me a lecture uthi ngingakhuluphali like I was in 2021 🤧
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@___Sthembiso
S'the
4 months
Can I call you Rose? Hhai fokof 😔
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@___Sthembiso
S'the
8 months
Bazothi both nje nawe uyabazi
@BillzDaOriginal
Billz
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Ladies Which one do you prefer Here?🤔 Frame 1 or Frame 2
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@___Sthembiso
S'the
1 year
I'm sure he waited for a long time to say this.
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@___Sthembiso
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1 year
@itsreneilwemo kanti le nopopi act isebenza makwenzenjani
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@___Sthembiso
S'the
1 year
Why baby girls always choose to look like their dads.
@odedanilo
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They look soo beautiful 🥺🤍
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@___Sthembiso
S'the
1 year
30M umakhelwane eseduze kanje.
@OscarMagud
Mr L&M.
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R30 Million ~ Copperleaf Golf Country Estate. Centurion |
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@___Sthembiso
S'the
10 months
Inkinga yami wathula nami ngiyathula.
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@___Sthembiso
S'the
1 year
Not a single talking stage is left in me. Siyajola noma cha?
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@___Sthembiso
S'the
3 years
Officially a full year without a job 😢.
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@___Sthembiso
S'the
1 year
Mom is turning 60 next month, always hoped I will have means when the time comes to thank her in style but ke.
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@___Sthembiso
S'the
1 year
Happy 60th birthday to my moms. 60 looks good on her right?
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@___Sthembiso
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1 year
@Tamara_ntombie That's what made me crack up because nigga never lied.
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@___Sthembiso
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1 year
@Ofentse_Belle He had fun, didn't want it to stop and brought it home.
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@___Sthembiso
S'the
3 months
Manje i fosholo? 😭
@_dantesinfern0
PAIMON🇵🇹
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My boy wow
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@___Sthembiso
S'the
1 year
@uThabi1 @Khuze_Elikhulu Rumour has it, he didn't even finish his sentence lol.
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1 year
@ramichuene Sgaxa after sgaxa, kunini sithi yoh.
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@___Sthembiso
S'the
5 years
On Saturday I was going to finish paying Lobola and someone stole a whole 40K that I saved for the whole year. I’ve never cried like I did, I act as if I’m okay but truth be told I’M NOT OKAY!!!
@akreana_
Keabetswe🌬
5 years
O jewa ke eng ?
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@___Sthembiso
S'the
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@Maddy_sebs Emotional abuse 🚮
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5 months
@Motso_Belk29 What makes you think it's me, my looks are questionable? 😭
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@___Sthembiso
S'the
12 days
Yini une plan?
@Motsumi_Mellow
Tumelo
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Are you guy's not tired of waking up alone 😭?
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@___Sthembiso
S'the
1 year
In actual fact it's y'all who make going back home and downgrading sound like it's a bad thing 🚮. We do whatever we can to survive and soldier on.
@MDNnewss
MDN NEWS
1 year
Life is tough for Londie. Kuthiwa she now drives a Toyota Tazz. She used to drive G-Wagon when she was still with her ex husband. According to ZiMoja, things are so bad for the mother of two that she decided to go back home in Mpumalanga after their break-up. Friends #MDNnews
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1 year
@NdekaSkosana He has these kind of punchlines and there's nothing you can do but laugh because they always unexpected.
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@___Sthembiso
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1 year
Imagine going out to play with other kids on your birthday and that be your last day breathing 💔😭.
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@___Sthembiso
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8 months
Lento yoku show up on people's birthdays ngiyiyekile I never get the kindness back.
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@zandisiiwezwane Yhuuu she left them on purpose 😭
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1 year
@maryjaneexplore Whites don't like South African whites.
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1 year
@miss_naomikay Niwathanda ngempela amakhehla.
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@___Sthembiso
S'the
3 months
Ngishaye ne dessert 🤌🏼
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@___Sthembiso
S'the
3 months
Lamb stew for lunch 🤌🏼
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@___Sthembiso
S'the
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First of all why our ID's were not scanned at voting Stations this time around?
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@___Sthembiso
S'the
1 year
Pray for pedophiles? Can't believe it's a woman who's saying this.
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@___Sthembiso
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@Justexistbro But nani niyashayana ngawo amabhodlela?
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@___Sthembiso
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1 year
Who else will be home sleeping like me?
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Is it a toxic trait that ngiyaphuma ngempela kumuntu masengithe ngiyaphuma kuye?
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@SintlePearl They want their hands on everything 😭
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1 year
@Ms_Mashishi I am a son to a man that was 19yrs older than my mom, I'm sure it ain't that worse. Don't be ashamed.
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1 year
Guys we're tired of applying now, anisifakeni phela nenzenjani.
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S'the
1 year
@Mmatapa_anita Dating pool in Joburg amanzi ase Hammanskraal.
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S'the
1 year
Kunini sithi "yoooh" impilo never seize to surprise us.
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@___Sthembiso
S'the
1 year
I don't even stress anymore, I just know my time is coming.
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1 year
Entlek what is my CV for if I'm still going to fill in the same info that's on my CV manually?
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1 year
@Sharlot_Loeto Is this what they mean when they say "I can't dance to save my life" 😭
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@prow_II Pull out one uzithintithele
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@___Sthembiso
S'the
1 year
Kanti what does "scheduled" mean?
@HOTBOYLEEKS
LEEKS
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A*A’s family releasing the album now to get sympathy streams. That’s real business 🤭
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@___Sthembiso
S'the
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This is how healthy communication looks like
@naSkosana_
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How would you respond as the friend?
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1 year
I'm on the floor 😂😂😭
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1 year
@Am_Blujay I once said let me catch a breath lapho o 1 entakusa, after 5 mins wathi "you ready to go again" 😭.
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@___Sthembiso
S'the
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Wamqoma kanjani enuka umlomo 😭
@Merc_Flower
Mercedes_Mbalz🌻
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Bad breath can ruin a relationship
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@hlovo_ Bathong, why don't you do vasectomy once?
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@zandisiiwezwane They should've dropped her off first, how did you agree to that 😭
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@harleymamly 95' he's the last born, you know they're the unruly ones.
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@itsreneilwemo I'll travel 3days if I have to, bangasinyeli thina.
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1 year
Let's call it Coca-cola to be safe please.
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1 year
ikhona vasectomy yama feelings? Because ngi naar yiwo.
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1 year
Being accused of something I didn't do ngathi ngavele ngiyenze right after.
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Sengikhathele ukubona that pic of men lining up, its dehumanizing. What's the point fr?
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1 year
Dark or blue I'm going to travel this year, even if it means I go alone.
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S'the
1 year
Ave nikhuluma amasimba kule app kuvele kube ngathi kuse toilet straight 🤮
@R56Unknown
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I believe AKA's daughter is the only one that's hurt, DJ Zinhle is only crying because she won't be getting child support 💰 anymore , Plus Aka should have atleast made a Son now its like he never Existed, because her daughter can get married. No Lagacy 💔 #AKAFuneral
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@T_Merity They exactly what we wished we could be. We couldn't even talk back to our parents.
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1 year
Your friend is stranded in your man's town, can she sleepover?
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@Shonny_SA Saw her on an episode ya come dine with me, she even dyed the food pink 😭.
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@your_girltshego @2022AFRICA Ngamane ngiphuze ubisi and chew on some ice cubes izokhandeka esiswini.
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@Bavu_Q Never trust anyone who has alcohol in their system to do that 😂
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S'the
1 year
@kaRonaldo_Entle Cha iyangithusa indlela enazelana ngayo kule app
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@___Sthembiso
S'the
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You can tell by how far everyone was staying away from him 😭
@Beverlii_k
Beverly
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As someone with an abusive father I can tell you that this behavior has been going on for a while now, for years even.
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@___Sthembiso
S'the
1 year
I feel like my life at a complete stand still and I fear that its eating away the lil self esteem that I have.
@2022AFRICA
2022 AFRICA
1 year
The Category for this tweet is the current drama in your life?
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@___Sthembiso
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5 months
These smartphones are spying on us, you talk about something while your phone is with you and the next thing you getting Ads of what you were talking about.
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@___Sthembiso
S'the
1 year
Kuhle ke ngoba it's not your family.
@azania1023
Azania
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In my culture,Kairo would have been accompanied to bury his dad by other family members not Zinhle. It will never make sense that a wife to someone is crying because an ex has died. Imagine me and my mother attending a funeral of my ex yet I’m married to someone else 😞
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@___Sthembiso
S'the
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Ungaze ubhale essay ukhuluma umbhedo wodwa
@Shadaya_Knight
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉
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Lupita Nyongo in her 40s, walking away from her relationship because her man cheated is peak female delusion. Of cause, the sisterhood will support such stupidity with the rhetoric "you deserve better queen" as if there's any high value man out there waiting to pick up a 40 year
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@_Bonga Lapho I only chat with stickers on WhatsApp 😭
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@Musanathi2 People have grown to be more insensitive 😫
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@___Sthembiso
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1 year
You need to be arrested for this violation
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@VinDollar016 Cha kona ukufaka u "good morning" phekwa "good night" feels like you in this alone 😂
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S'the
1 year
Normalize lying to people who ask too much about your life, especially if they not innit.
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@Ndaba_Luh But as soon as you find someone everyone wants you 😭
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@Max_Mofo I wont sit down mos I'll be cleaning the whole day 😞
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@___Sthembiso
S'the
1 year
Mom turned 60 last month and she's saying she's still going to drive her dream car, that moment she has never driven in her life 😭.
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@___Sthembiso
S'the
1 year
Ngathi azobekwa phekwe thuna 😭
@Girlgirl_64
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Thank you so much baby 😍
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@Didiiiiiiiiii_ That should've been a punch ehamba nomoya ongcwele
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@___Sthembiso
S'the
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Hamba wedwa I still want my wildest dreams to come true
@Khanya_Nolz1
Khanya_Nolz1 🌈🇵🇸🇨🇩
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Sikhathele Nkosi. Khalisa ixilongo sihambeni sonke.
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@___Sthembiso
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Wonke umuntu is wiser if into ingabhekene naye.
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@___Sthembiso
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1 year
So y'all just crop original pics and post as your own?
I’m giving him kids. This is how he woke me up. 🥹🧡
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@PorscheNND Don't judge ma oledi wena 😪
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