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My growth is a continuous process 🙌🏻 📧Lungilemagdelinendaba @gmail .com

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@Ndaba_Luh
Ma Ndaba
3 months
Dear God Thank you 🙌🏻
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@Ndaba_Luh
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10 months
Get this baby and apply after shower/bath on a damp skin…you will thank me later❤️
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@Ndaba_Luh
Ma Ndaba
7 months
Clubbing is for the Youngins…Us grown women want to travel,eat and get bent over a balcony.😊
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@Ndaba_Luh
Ma Ndaba
2 years
“Congratulations you’ve got the job” I’ve been waiting for that call since April and finally got it yesterday,today I signed 😭😭😭i wish my parents were still alive
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@Ndaba_Luh
Ma Ndaba
7 months
Electricity for Rugby and candles to study for exams we are a special nation.
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@Ndaba_Luh
Ma Ndaba
1 month
Shout out to all the cashier’s that says “it’s on special when you buy two,shesha go get another one ngizokulinda” 🙌🏻🫶🏼❤️
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@Ndaba_Luh
Ma Ndaba
22 days
Believe it or not,people do bounce back..from failed relationships,financial setbacks…toxic bonds,unemployment…from anything
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@Ndaba_Luh
Ma Ndaba
3 months
Y’all maturing earlier than men in every department except financially. Why?😭
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@Ndaba_Luh
Ma Ndaba
4 months
Dating someone with good music taste is so important.imagine waking up to shebeshxt at 6am😭😭
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@Ndaba_Luh
Ma Ndaba
4 months
As long as a Man can leave a pregnant woman. I don’t see a problem with woman leaving a Man after he loses his Job.🤷🏻‍♀️
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Ma Ndaba
2 years
So men don’t even ask you to be their girlfriend,they just start calling you “Babe”🙈🤦🏻‍♀️
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@Ndaba_Luh
Ma Ndaba
4 months
Men are also allowed to prefer financially stable women over broke women. Two incomes are better than one.Ngithukeni ke😏
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@Ndaba_Luh
Ma Ndaba
2 years
Unless it’s urgent Ungajoli ne Cherry engena income🤘🏻
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@Ndaba_Luh
Ma Ndaba
3 months
No amount of budgeting or not eating at restaurants is going to make up for the fact that we do not make enough money anymore.😒
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@Ndaba_Luh
Ma Ndaba
1 year
500g Rama 1cup icing sugar 4eggs 6cups Flour 3tspn baking powder 1tspn Bicarbonate of soda 2tspn Vanilla essence
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@Ndaba_Luh
Ma Ndaba
3 months
It is always men that Cheat…Until it’s time for the DNA test🙄🤔
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@Ndaba_Luh
Ma Ndaba
2 months
Men do everything for themselves but you will never hear any man calling himself an independent man.🙄😁
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@Ndaba_Luh
Ma Ndaba
2 years
Sex addicts:It’s either they have eye’s problems or sinuses
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@Ndaba_Luh
Ma Ndaba
4 months
Another thing I’ve noticed, Amadoda awamfuni umuntu onengqondo too much.😂😂
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@Ndaba_Luh
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4 months
What are we doing this year for extra cash/side hustle?
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@Ndaba_Luh
Ma Ndaba
1 year
If you get Married don’t leave your Child at home, hamba nayo! Rather stay Unmarried if ingane yakho ingamukelekile la uyakhona👏🏻👏🏻
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@Ndaba_Luh
Ma Ndaba
2 years
Is it Normal to date a guy for more than 2 months and he don’t talk or ask about sex?
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Ma Ndaba
1 year
Spending money on a guy you’re dating and taking him out for lunch sometimes is very important,unless you’re looking at it from a broke woman’s point of view.
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@Ndaba_Luh
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2 years
Before After
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@Ndaba_Luh
Ma Ndaba
21 days
It’s funny how Married men thinks their wives sleeps with them only.
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@Ndaba_Luh
Ma Ndaba
2 years
I don’t care how many DM’s i get,but I’ll never screenshot what’s happening on my DM and post it on TL😏
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@Ndaba_Luh
Ma Ndaba
3 months
Cutting off friends because they support ANC is a Valid reason 😏
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@Ndaba_Luh
Ma Ndaba
8 months
Some men will shame a woman for being a baby mama and glorify their mother for raising them without a father.
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@Ndaba_Luh
Ma Ndaba
25 days
Stay away from the man who been wanting you for years…
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@Ndaba_Luh
Ma Ndaba
5 months
One thing i want to leave in 2023 is updating on my WhatsApp status 🫤
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@Ndaba_Luh
Ma Ndaba
5 months
HOW TO LOSE A MAN: Care about him Show loyalty Show emotions Be a home body
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@Ndaba_Luh
Ma Ndaba
1 month
Umuzi nomuzi unale legend engayi esontweni kodwa inenhliziyo enhle ukubandlula bonke.
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@Ndaba_Luh
Ma Ndaba
5 months
The Moan you both make when it slides in for the first time 🤤🤤😩
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@Ndaba_Luh
Ma Ndaba
14 days
Abafazi kodwa😂😂😂😂 ngathi ngu driver wase Cebolethu😩
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@Ndaba_Luh
Ma Ndaba
3 months
I wish Men didn’t have to feel useless for being unemployed 🥺
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@Ndaba_Luh
Ma Ndaba
1 month
It’s no longer an honour to meet a man’s mom anymore,they lie along with their sons
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@Ndaba_Luh
Ma Ndaba
1 year
Mina kwami I won’t be creating ama Guest bedroom as I don’t want to give you the wrong idea. Ngo 7 hambani‼️
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@Ndaba_Luh
Ma Ndaba
9 months
My plan is to be uMfazi onemali not uMfazi wendoda enemali.
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@Ndaba_Luh
Ma Ndaba
3 months
Less friends One partner Indoors life Less drama🫶🏼
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@Ndaba_Luh
Ma Ndaba
2 months
People born in 1980-1989 hands down best generation ever 💯💪🏻👏🏻
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@Ndaba_Luh
Ma Ndaba
5 months
Life was good until Etv signed a code of Conduct with BCCSA😭😭
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@Ndaba_Luh
Ma Ndaba
2 months
Life without connections makes you look like you are not serious..
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@Ndaba_Luh
Ma Ndaba
2 months
A Coke from a bottle, a Can & McDonalds are 3 different drinks.
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@Ndaba_Luh
Ma Ndaba
20 days
As Men when your friends show up with children as their girlfriends nithini?
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@Ndaba_Luh
Ma Ndaba
11 days
What are you doing for extra cash/side hustle?
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@Ndaba_Luh
Ma Ndaba
3 months
IsiZulu sithi: Ayikhangezi ifumbethe. Dedela okudala ukuze wamukele okusha🤲🏻
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@Ndaba_Luh
Ma Ndaba
2 years
Mina i fetch back my follow,if you want to be a celebrity ngami😏
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@Ndaba_Luh
Ma Ndaba
4 months
IsiZulu sithi: “Ziningi izinsuku zokubekezela, kodwa lunye usuku lokwanela”🥹❤️
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@Ndaba_Luh
Ma Ndaba
7 months
Idla……uthule🤫 Dliwa……uthule🤫 Dlanani ….nithule🤫 Just shut up!
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@Ndaba_Luh
Ma Ndaba
1 month
Sengathi ingalunga lento oyizamayo Ntanga, bajabule abazali ekhaya…
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Ma Ndaba
3 months
If you get a chance of having a man that is doing everything right without being told…mhloniphe, umnakekele, ukhiphe nebele umnike amunce and brag about him❤️
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@Ndaba_Luh
Ma Ndaba
10 months
Am i the only one who never watched Shaka Ilembe? 🙈
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@Ndaba_Luh
Ma Ndaba
1 month
I just need 8 Rounds nje, Ng’buyise ingqondo🥺😭
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@Ndaba_Luh
Ma Ndaba
5 months
Futhi thina asimbonanga edla imali nama Gupta sezwa nge SABC 💁🏻‍♀️👩🏻‍🦯
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@Ndaba_Luh
Ma Ndaba
4 months
Which car makes you say “one day is one day”
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Ma Ndaba
8 months
Him: i will hit and Run Me: 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
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@Ndaba_Luh
Ma Ndaba
4 months
What are you currently watching on Netflix?
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Ma Ndaba
6 months
Stop being the one who always makes efforts,relax and let the ship sink😏
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@Ndaba_Luh
Ma Ndaba
1 year
I’m in hospital admitted cause of Headache Then this one friend of mine out of the blue asked when last i had sex🙆🏻‍♀️cause it might be the cause🫣
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Ma Ndaba
3 months
Him: I will just hit and run🏃🏃🏃🏃 Me: 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
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Ma Ndaba
1 year
Is it me or what? This milk tastes horrible 😩
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Ma Ndaba
2 months
If you think your life is bad…just remember that some people are married in community of property.😭😭
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Ma Ndaba
10 months
Get a sex partner uvale umlomo🤐lento yomjolo ikhulumisana too much🚮
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Ma Ndaba
4 months
My plan is to be uMfazi onemali not uMfazi wendoda enemali.💯😉
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@Ndaba_Luh
Ma Ndaba
2 years
At the age of 30 you’re using Impesu Yoooh🤣😂
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6 months
Some problems don’t need prayers and fasting,go and apologise to those innocent people you caused tears.
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Ma Ndaba
3 months
Dear Men Date a woman who knows how to speak to you.A woman who’s gentle and knows how to solve problems without throwing accusations at you.A woman who is respectful and caring.Don’t just settle with any lady you see.❤️
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Ma Ndaba
2 months
Men swear their sex drive is high..until they meet a woman who likes to have sex..😒
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Ma Ndaba
1 year
Stop eating on funerals 🙅🏽‍♀️
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Ma Ndaba
2 months
They keep changing Easter date Kanti Death Certificate yalo mfo ithini🙄
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@Ndaba_Luh
Ma Ndaba
2 months
Cleaning your boyfriend place has nothing to do with ukuzenza umfazi wakhe. As a lady mele wazi ukuthi indlu iyacocwa mele ibe clean.
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Ma Ndaba
2 months
After Groove that second location is never a good idea,just go home🤞🏼
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4 months
IsiZulu sithi: Iyaqhubeka izingele noma ingabambi ngoba ekugcineni izophumelela❤️🙌🏻
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Ma Ndaba
5 months
Sicishe savotela EFF yeses almost,Entlek Viva MK Viva ✊🏻✊🏻😂
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Ma Ndaba
1 month
Gents Unless it’s urgent Ungajoli ne Cherry engena income🤘🏻
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Ma Ndaba
3 months
I sleep naked and wear pjs in the morning 😭😏
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30 days
Is it Normal to date a guy for more than 2 months and he don’t talk or ask about sex?
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Ma Ndaba
1 year
Clubbing is for the Youngins…Us grown women want to travel,eat and get bent over a balcony.🤪
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Ma Ndaba
2 months
I don’t see anything wrong with helping your boyfriend financially if he does the same for you. At the end of the day siyabambisana. Nobody is more important in a relationship kundlula omunye.🤝
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1 year
Night made🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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8 months
Co-parenting is not hard if you focus on the child,not the other parent’s business.
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22 days
This guy fetched his gf last night,i think after an hour they had an argument….Guy decided to leave the girl in the house and slept in his car..
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2 years
My crown
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1 month
No matter how bored i am,i don’t visit people…. I rather sleep the whole day
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3 months
Dear Men When Adam was lonely, God gave him ONE woman not TEN.
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1 month
A man will visit his in-laws and be treated like royalty,but a woman will visit her in-laws and be expected to audition for the role of maid.The game is rigged.
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Ma Ndaba
3 months
Good morning ☕️ Where in Mpumalanga are you located? Me: Elukwatini
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3 months
Most broke ladies they don’t believe they are broke,they think they’re dating a wrong guy.
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2 years
It’s boring without Soccer
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24 days
Don’t be so independent that you don’t let a man be a MAN..
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8 months
A man who has disciplined himself over Women has already solved half of his problems.There’s no gain in Womanising.
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5 months
Unless it’s urgent Ungajoli ne Cherry engena income🤘🏻
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5 months
Alcohol is slowly replacing Men….angazi sengichame kangakhi..😮‍💨
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Ma Ndaba
8 months
We might be the first generation of parents who don’t go to church completely!
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2 years
I’m a Zulu girl😋😋😋
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23 days
Never date Nurses,Primary school teachers,Cops and Psycologist… azithi mzala kulabo🤞🏼🙈
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Ma Ndaba
7 months
One of the biggest problems we have in SA is that single people don’t want each other..😭😭
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23 days
Don’t forget to check under the spare wheel on your man’s car🤣🤣🤣
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Ma Ndaba
9 months
My Side Hustle 😊
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2 months
What’s off limits during Se.x?
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