Keir Crisp (Crispy)
@___KR111
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Unlucky ya fat shite, shaved ur hair for the big day as well😂.
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They’re keeping you alive to pack a punch.
Wow. It’s 2024 and I’ve just had to crawl along the floor of this LOT Polish airline to get to the toilet during a flight back from Warsaw as “we don’t have onboard wheelchairs. It’s airline policy”. If you’re disabled and you can’t walk this is just discriminatory.
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Great to see some traditions are still held, fatty in net.
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Rookie BJ skills.#shockingtekkers.
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Load of shit, Rishi will turn the rain on. Need a drinker like Boris back in, he had it on beer garden mode all summer!!.
Exact date UK temperatures to skyrocket into 20s - just in time for Bank Holiday
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Remember how his so called friends hung him out to dry poor bloke.
Remembering Claude Callegari who sadly passed away, 3 years ago today. RIP Claude.
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“Ahhhh I’m gutted bruv honestly, had such good vibes in this team, next year we go again👊🏼”
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Jesus imagine your fucking stag do is just Big John having a chinese with you, sad bastards😂😂😂
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XL kebab with a litre of garlic mayo.
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ASHLEY COLE IS A CHELSEA BATTY BOY .IS A CHELSEA BATTY BOYYYY.
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Shift change over at shell petrol station.
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Think this is my favourite Bellew comment. “He fights twice a year at best” “ I fought every 6 months” 😭
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Suck on that one pricks @theJeremyVine @MikeyCycling.
Four cyclists have been fined after they were seen riding through a red light in Esher, Surrey. An unmarked police car was driving directly behind the cyclists and recorded the incident.
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The worst of the worst.
These self-isolating residents dance in the street together every day
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“Today I’m in a working class area, on the hunt for people who struggle to get their point across. I’ve got 7 editors ready so all my middle class followers can chuckle”
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70k in a stadium in Texas and I have to wear a mask to order a pint outside.
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Nothing will ever be as bad as ksi’s eurogamer video😂.
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Wearing a Gap hoodie in primary and hearing “gay and proud”
Here is a list of every Gap store that has closed in the US between the end of 2020 and today .
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“Hello Ben, it’s Gareth speaking”
🚨 England coach Southgate: “We had a call from Arsenal last week to say that Ben White didn’t want to be considered for England squads”.
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Rashford on this list
A reminder that. Kobbie Mainoo is 19. Rico Lewis is 19. Jamie Gittens is 20. Lewis Hall is 20. Adam Wharton is 20. Levi Colwill is 21. Jude Bellingham is 21. Jarrad Branthwaite is 22. Noni Madueke is 22. Morgan Rogers is 22. Cole Palmer is 22. Curtis Jones is 23. Bukayo Saka
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Happy birthday skeps . Big 42 now . takin it way back with this one . We both aged like fine wines 😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆@Skepta
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What’s the most iconic British photo of all-time?.
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State of Neville
"Please keep that in!" 🤣. Is this the funniest moment in Stick to Football history? 😅
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I CAN’T WAIT!!!!!!
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Wales and Ireland sat at home watching England again is it??
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Single council mum with 3 different baby dads that you hit once then raid the capri suns out the cupboard and fuck off.
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DJ Khaled meeting some old English bloke, didn’t have a clue who he was😭
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Phil Foden brings baccy back from Tenerife for his mum.
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Jürgen Klopp 2015-2024|| 1 Premier League & 1 Champions League greatest manager ever??🚨
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My son has started using @supreme_cbd recently, I’ve just come home from work to find him like this!!! @PaulMerse @supreme_cbd
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Sniffed out his head.
Liam and a fan talking bout their matching tats just 2 hours before tmz disgustingly posts his Tats and body online
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Kath looking up in disbelief.
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If there were a “Sports Twitter” Hall of Fame, honoring the best sports-related tweets of all time, what would be your nominee?.
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The racism on South Park is top 10 comedy dawg.
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Scott Williams to the Ally Pally crowd if he some how pulls an upset off
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Drake Bell Says He Was Sexually Abused As a Child Actor By Nickelodeon Dialogue Coach.
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Big Johns wife washing him down
Didn't attempt the challenge, just ordered most of the stuff it includes 😂
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“Hope santas got me a little blonde ting this christmas bruv😜🕺”
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If there were a “Sports Twitter” Hall of Fame, honoring the best sports-related tweets of all time, what would be your nominee?.
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Poland update🚨
I’ve been held at Polish Border Control for last 2 hours, despite living here 3 years, having a business in Poland, own property in Poland, married in Poland, have a child in Poland, providing for my family and applied for my Polish residency . I’ve been let through out of good.
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To Liam Payne,.When you walk through a storm.Hold your head up high.And don't be afraid of the dark.At the end of a storm.There's a golden sky.And the sweet silver song of a lark.Walk on through the wind.Walk on through the rain.For your dreams be tossed and blown.Walk on, walk.
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Proper old school slapper.
Anyone know this women??. Casually being racist to @FlexUTD on the @unitedviewtv post match. @ManUtd can’t be having these type of fans enter the stadium
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Brits abroad, young English people at a pool party, a man in a very shallow pool, Ocean Beach (2023)
Brits abroad, young English people at a pool party, a man diving into a very shallow pool, Es Paradis, Club 18-30 Ibiza (2001)
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David Coote hates Klopp because he bought bash off of him
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Hang on, a craft beer festival?
I’m just seething here. I left the inaugural Craft Beer Festival at the Fire Station last week so proud of my city. They’d put on a fantastic event and it showed what Sunderland can be. But now look at this. What is this achieving?.
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What’s the first pic you recreating when it’s back hot outside?.
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