A story of two parts. Recruiter edition 😂😂😂

@_TommyMason DYING! Also "wet wipe" is my new favorite insult.

@_TommyMason @DinnerClubRVA Nothing to write to a boss about…

@_TommyMason @DinnerClubRVA “Used wet wipe” being reserved for even worse person?

@_TommyMason @DinnerClubRVA It’s perfect

@_TommyMason @DinnerClubRVA I like saying “you knob” just a suggestion def gonna use yours one day

@_TommyMason @DinnerClubRVA Wet wipe is good but is no nincompoop

@_TommyMason @DinnerClubRVA the great thing about UK English is that literally any noun can be used as an insult in this construct

@_TommyMason @DinnerClubRVA I've got a two year old who repeats EVERYTHING. Swears aren't really an option anymore so I'm always looking for good replacements. "Youuuuu wetwipe" will def work. But I'll slip and say, "Oh you f*cking wetwipe."

@_TommyMason @DinnerClubRVA I've used "potted plant" in the past but I'll definitely sneak in wet wipe from now on 🤣🤣

@_TommyMason @DinnerClubRVA I like asswipe, but I’m never sure if it’s one word, two words, or hyphenated