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@_StevenFan
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6 months
Me and the tweeps
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@_StevenFan
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these are major keyframes in the animation that plays when you hit the fav button
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@_StevenFan
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you are welcome to test the fav button under my post
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@_StevenFan
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This is just an American tea ceremony
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Make your own coffee at home they said Save money they said
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@_StevenFan
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@_StevenFan Can you make a slow mo version? that would be fun to see.
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@_StevenFan
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1 year
it doesn't seem like much is happening at the end, but the heart is subtly growing then shrinking to its final size
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@_StevenFan
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1 year
first to like a reply, like a hit point gain animation, slow mo
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@_StevenFan
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2 years
Guys will go found their own company rather than go through six rounds of interviews
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@_StevenFan
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another thing you'll notice is if you fav a reply you will see a different animation of pluses + rising as if the reply got a hit point boost
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@_StevenFan
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9 months
They don't tell you this about men but when you tidy their spaces and half finished projects you are literally causing them brain damage
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@_StevenFan
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behavior seems inconsistent though! you might have to try faving a bunch of replies in different situations. I Havent cracked it yet or it seems somewhat random when this alternative animation is triggered
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@_StevenFan
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if you are the first to like a reply, you seen to get this special animation
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@_StevenFan
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2 years
I'm having a son
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@_StevenFan
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7 months
What's an experience that made you go, "I didn't know life could be that good?"
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@_StevenFan
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4 years
Descartes: I think- Buddha: let me stop you right there
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@_StevenFan
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@nobu_hibiki it's been there obscured by our thumbs for who knows how long
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@_StevenFan
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2 years
Tag yourself
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@_StevenFan
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1 year
Life is materially simpler having married and procreated. The major decisions of my life are mostly past.
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@_StevenFan
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1 year
i notice effective people repeat their message endlessly
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@_StevenFan
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3 years
Yo, naval gazing about your own awareness is cool but have you tried being of service to suffering sentient beings.
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@_StevenFan
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6 months
why is it easier to clean other peoples messes rather than your own?
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@_StevenFan
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3 years
If you wonder why so many people are not adults it's because they've outsourced their executive function and meaning making capacities to institutions.
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@_StevenFan
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2 years
@growing_daniel born for great things
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@_StevenFan
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9 months
When you move a thing he puts down, even if you move it a few inches away, the damage to his occipital cortex causes blindness.
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@_StevenFan
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1 year
@BecomingCritter page 1: you didn't take the mil
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@_StevenFan
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3 years
Men will literally become enlightened instead of going to therapy.
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@_StevenFan
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People really do be giving mind write-access to randos on the internet
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@_StevenFan
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9 months
If this happens to him he may wander in a fugue state, aimlessly retracing his steps, as if he is searching for something that no longer exists.
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@_StevenFan
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2 years
your sacrifice of optionality pleases the gods
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@_StevenFan
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9 months
Driving is America's most poignant dissociative. And that's why we're addicted to building roads.
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@_StevenFan
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3 years
My wife told me not to become a cult leader. I laughed, she laughed, my acolytes laughed.
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@_StevenFan
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11 months
just bought swag for the recursion club
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@_StevenFan
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Give a definition of free will that you think is coherent.
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@_StevenFan
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2 years
The child came early
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@_StevenFan
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1 year
psa: chronic weed use fucks up the adolescent brain by preventing dendritic pruning and the maturation of executive function parents who think they are being liberal are making a big mistake
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@_StevenFan
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2 months
Big day: My wife got her first pick of medical Residency programs and we get to stay in Portland 😌
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@_StevenFan
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3 years
I love Dune Dune your mom
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@_StevenFan
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1 year
welcome to parenthood, your heart now lives outside your body and there's nothing you can do about it
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@_StevenFan
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11 months
you can just do things
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@_StevenFan
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6 months
Almost typed, "I love you." In a professional email while kissing my wife goodnight. Too much multitasking.
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@_StevenFan
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2 years
People are going to look back at cheap energy like it was a civilization wide fever dream
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@_StevenFan
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7 months
Bombing down a mountain on my bike; Leaving my narrative behind; Eating food I grew; Watching my kid Play with my besties from highschool's kid; Reaching a breaking point and then finding I was backstopped by my wife; Having a regular community.
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@_StevenFan
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Every room should be a space you want to spend time in.
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@_StevenFan
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3 years
Price discovery of souls now happening on post rat twitter
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@_StevenFan
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2 years
What do you want to do with the rest of your life and why aren't you doing it now?
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@_StevenFan
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It's a kind of torture to sit still in frame on zoom meetings. People did not used to live like this. I think I will refuse to.
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@_StevenFan
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3 years
Powerful read. An alienated man's last letter to those he connected with online before he dies from cancer diagnosed extremely late.
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@_StevenFan
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3 years
Wait how caffeined are all of you
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@_StevenFan
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2 years
this kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in many American cities
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@_StevenFan
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my wife as informed me the cheese cake she baked has 9000 calories and that a single slice can feed a grown man for an entire day
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@_StevenFan
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2 years
Shit it doesn't have to be anything prestigious either I'd rather lay vinyl floor or putup drywall professionally than go through six rounds of interviews
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@_StevenFan
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4 years
Gas lit by society so hard the only thing I trust is the exploration of my inner experience.
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@_StevenFan
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3 years
world's fucked, who wants to figure out new ways of coordinating and meeting our material and psychological needs with me?
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@_StevenFan
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@seconds_0 It's the botox paralyzed face muscles
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@_StevenFan
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2 years
Tension is stored in the body
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@_StevenFan
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@5thgear_luffy @VividVoid_ Imagine starting every morning like this. Absolutely a ritual for peak performance.
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@_StevenFan
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1 year
stop lurking start poasting the mutuals of your best dreams are out there but how else will they find you?
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raising a child outside of a community of trusted and available adults capable of care taking is hard
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@_StevenFan
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Dating is a toxically flawed frame that separated kindling a romantic relationship out from enduring relational scenes and put it into a transactional market.
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@_StevenFan
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2 years
The masculine urge to be useful
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@_StevenFan
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3 months
Guys im so excited i just got my third copy
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@_StevenFan
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2 years
Calling adhd lightning brain instead you cannot stop me
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@_StevenFan
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1 year
*muttering* wife: what are you whispering over there uh... mmm... to a well organized mind, balenciaga is but the next great adventure
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@_StevenFan
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2 years
You can just make up words, where do you think we got all these from
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@_StevenFan
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3 years
Today I saw the way my intellectualism and analytical mind are a cope
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@_StevenFan
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@Ryan_Gasoline oral trad [just vibing along didacto-narrative attractors]
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@_StevenFan
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8 months
My wife passed STEP 2 ✨✨ She's going to become a doctor.
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@_StevenFan
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3 years
@tszzl @_metallurgist God grant me the serenity To accept the shapes I cannot rotate; Courage to rotate the shapes I can; And wisdom to know the difference.
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@_StevenFan
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3 years
why the heck would we have evolved the ability to rhyme?
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@_StevenFan
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Your pfp is a self-fulling sigil. Choose it wisely.
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@_StevenFan
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Don't automate away what you don't understand.
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Back when my wife and I found out we conceived, I had this feeling of a portal to infinity opening up.
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@_StevenFan
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She's a type II, kardashev scale civilization
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Tried to explain what tpot was to my wife and just stopped cause I sounded incoherent
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@_StevenFan
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3 years
> puts on stravinsky Wife, disoriented: whats going on? Did you do that? Me: yeah it's stravinsky Wife: it makes me feel anxious Me: ah, this is how the audience felt before they rioted
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@_StevenFan
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@bungoman it's really nice ya!!
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Self Development implies the existence of Self Gentrification
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2 years
Commencing the Dad posting
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I got my account locked for 'harassment' last night for the first time. 12 Hour Lock Out over night. here's the banger that did it
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People who have tried radical honesty, how did it go?
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@Andercot Is the fact that the cat spans multiple energy levels significant
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Goodnight Brush your teeth
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you can't actually eliminate brainworms, it's about brainworm management, better yet psychofauna ecological regeneration
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It seems like a defining principle of magic is entering into relationships with different slices of reality as if they were alive
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i want to have more disargreements with people who can handle them
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@_StevenFan
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@nowhyok @BecomingCritter I think it means, just having another person present to witness it as a 3rd party which gives a ton of clarity to any process that happens next. e.g. write up
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giving out skyholes to mutuals
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@_StevenFan
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who is a good example of how to be disagreeable without being abrasive?
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@_StevenFan
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I think a lot of Twitter is too mean for me
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I spent way too much time on this
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@_StevenFan
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Fucking mind-blowing, scans with my experience. Let yourself be maximally constrained by one parameter and let your design efficiency explode.
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Danielle Fong 💁🏻‍♀️🔆🏴‍☠️
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almost all of the hypervolume is on the hypersurface
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@_StevenFan
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I'm so fucking happy
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I installed a floor! 😤
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@_StevenFan
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If the ingroup tweeted a fish, would you tweet a fish too?
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Did you know if you run the Hedonic Treadmill backwards you get a Joy Conveyor Belt?
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@_StevenFan
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Did You Know? Traces of your actions will ripple through out all time.
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@_StevenFan
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I've been holding out on yall we are due in janurary
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@_StevenFan
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Face doxing @eigenrobot
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We don't get conscious machines without an understanding of the conditions consciousness emerges from. It won't just spring fully formed from a sufficiently complex machine learning model.
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