Bran Simmons
@_Raezien_
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Electrician by day, Demon-Conjuring Revolutionist by night - Aspiring Full time Writer/Author - Business: [email protected]
Wherever I may be
Joined January 2015
We should hate wizards for rejecting muggle technology, every Harry Potter book would be 500 pages shorter if they had Wizard Google. Lives could have been saved. 11-year-old Ginny types on yahoo answers "Diary that writes back to me - normal?" and book 2 is over before it begins
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'Game of Thrones' director David Nutter says all episodes in S8 will be longer than 60 minutes ⚔️
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{\__/} ( • . •) / >💍 💍 💍 3 to the Elves {\__/} ( • . •) / >💍 💍 💍 💍 💍 💍 💍 7 to the Dwarf lords {\__/} ( • . •) / >💍 💍 💍 💍 💍 💍 💍 💍 💍 9 to the race of Men {\__/} ( • - •) 💍< \ But they were all of them, deceived. For another ring was made.
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Hello all! Back again with another poem :) I hope you enjoyed the first one, and if you haven’t read it yet just click on my name at the bottom and find it on my profile! Im starting to…
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Hello all! So I wrote a poem... and I am testing it out on a website where I can get paid per view! So I would seriously love if you checked it out, shared it with your friends, and let…
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It's not up for debate. This is the greatest video to ever exist.
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Promotional Headers for @CyberpunkGame! I am so so so excited for this game. I am in love with the Witcher series, and my body is READY for Cyberpunk2077. How about you? Download: https://t.co/hzjSvKsEC0
#Cyberpunk2077 #glitchart #glitch
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I lost my boyfriend in Walmart so i called him and he told me to hang up & id know where he was. You want to know what he did? He made a terradactyl noise & i heard it from across the whole store🙃😂😂😂
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Along with my new project, I am going to be accepting freelance clients and making some premade designs for sale. I really need the extra money, so let's get that rollin! (on that note, I will also be hitting up former clients about some new things coming up!) Let's get it!!!
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If you are going to be a designer and attempt to monotize your skills, especially in this industry(esports), please do the following: 1) Learn to accept crticism. 2) Stop trying to grind for organizations like they are call of duty sniping teams. See this so much. It gets old.
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Kindergarten class: April showers bring May flowers but what do Mayflowers bring? Me: (loudly from the back) Genocide
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I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of infomercials and then asked it to write an infomercial of its own. Here is the first page.
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MY FRIEND @JesseCale DID THE MUSIC FOR THIS GAME, PEOPLE!!
It’s here! You can now hear all my whimsical compositions for @DungeonBrews on @steam_games! If you’ve got a VR set-up YOU HAVE TO TRY IT. https://t.co/rClgEvYHlZ
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