Sysh
@_Ndunge_
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Social Media Marketing|Comms|Web3| Gym Girlie| Sitcom lover| Stand Up|
Nairobi, Kenya
Joined December 2015
Okay, I need some of you to understand that a social media manager is not the same as a social media marketer.
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Issa was Molly’s friend but Molly was never Issa’s friend.
Rewatching Insecure and are we SURE Molly and Issa were friends?
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Will we hold Jay Jones to the most basic standards??? We teach our children to use persuasion to sort out disagreements, not threats of violence. Certainly not death wishes! My new ad. With @CatholicVote: “If we want a better future, it starts with better examples”
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Client wants a campaign that will "go viral", but still be approved by all the lawyers.
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ndio nakushow, si mi (post-covid)
Someone on TikTok has said girls need to cite their sources for the things they say.
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Reading the messages via the notifications bar and pretending to be offline🙂.
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Where will this fit under my mini skirt?
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I don’t see the need to hold opinions on most things.
What level of adulting have you reached?
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I’m drunk and I’m so disappointed in the way this year treated me. I learned alot but it hurt me severely and I just hope it has a grand finale… prayers..
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Haha. What is the ratio of cars to people in this country?
That's basically the average Kenyan household earning. Sometimes even 18k. They take kids to school, make car loan payments in time, buy land, build businesses and all that. It's incredible actually how such little money becomes optimized to yield maximum results.
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Hot take: A lot of these kinds of tweets are written to boast rather than to teach anything particularly helpful
I’m a strong believer that Kazi Mbaya ni ile haikulipi. Here is a summary of my story: My first salary in ‘08 was KES 2500 😂😂😂😂 No rent or expenses. My next salary was KES 6500 at a movie store. I Still had no expenses. I did that job till I joined campus in ‘09. FYI I
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I need a friend with benefits.. NOT SEXUALLY, I'm talking about nepotism and privileges
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I raise you tiktok comments
X is a hate hub fr, people unlock new levels of hating every day.
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‘usianze kunibore mimi’
"don't piss me off" my favorite thing to say cuz please don’t 😭
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I’m the worst person to pair up with for games. I’m so indifferent to winning or losing. I’m just here for a good time mahn. I happen to be lucky though😂
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to be gross is to be free
you need to be gross to be good in bed. not in the sense of hygiene but letting go of shame and american ideals of sterility
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used dark humor amongst non dark humor people. the silence that ensued …
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you don’t say no to me
How strict are you ?
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Me:
women who wanna hear men moan are sick
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