✨ It’s here! ✨.You can now pre-order my book ATLAS OF PARANORMAL PLACES. Link: Published worldwide September 2024. [Foreword by @danny_robins]

RT @SketchesbyBoze: If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your ment….

You’ll have to pry my aggressive use of the em dash in all of my writing out of my cold dead hands — but know that I’ll eat a bucket of rusty nails before I ever commit the heinous sub-human act of using AI, in any capacity, for anything, ever.

It would’ve been amazing to actually see these beautiful detailed costumes in the film but the DOP was lighting it with thoughts & prayers only.

Tarsem Singh must’ve had this NG photo pinned to his wall like a playboy centerfold for making The Fall (2006).

Being the 500,000th like on this has brought me a level of pride only a scholastic book fair could have previously achieved.

Forget the Yankee pickle back with rye, behold the Scottish pickled-egg back with single malt.

RT @gabrielledrolet: so much of women’s health stuff is like “yeah we know this because we conducted one study sixty years ago on a single….

Every day I’ve gotta open this godforsaken app and see people calling everything Occult/Pagan/Satanic, as if those things aren’t wildly different to one another and nobody actually knows what they are so they’ve become horror buzz words. For ten bucks tell me how a hardcore gig.

The feds watching me in the last hour alone pull up a theosophical analysis of the concept of sin in medieval Hungary, a picture of a satyr carrying around its giant penis on a wheelbarrow, translation notes in Shetlandic Scots vs. Orcadian Scots for a giant skinned horse with a

I was working on a chapter about a feature of Hungarian Paganism earlier today for my new book and I need to attach visual notes for the illustrator, which resulted in me having to Google the words ‘penis demon’. The FBI agent who looks at my search history must go home to the

Incredibly normal listing I found on Vinted last night whilst looking at lamps.

Just received the coolest fan art of all time. Thank you to Paul Cook who made this Evelyn Hollow X Warhammer 40K mini. Including teeny tiny hand painted copy of my book, Atlas Of Paranormal Places. The whole figure is only about two thumb nails big and the detail is amazing,

Men discussing how many kids women need to produce in order to save humanity from extinction whilst male violence against women continues to skyrocket reminds me of this art installation by Isaac Cordal titled ‘politicians discussing global warming’:

Saint Laurent remains the peerless champion of women’s suit tailoring.

Exorcist III > Exorcist I.

If I got offered to work with Brad Pitt or Tiny Chef, I’d pick Tiny Chef every day of the week.

I am a guest (Friday 31st only) at this year’s Horror Con Scotland, in Glasgow. Tickets:

RT @danny_robins: Part 3 of the #Uncanny Summer Special is OUT NOW! . A live special recorded at the @hayfestival with the brilliant Dr. @c….

They should let you be covered in blood at other times of year that aren’t October. Like what if I want to go to the grocery store on a Tuesday like this? ?