ZedZeeZee
@ZeeZedZee
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Joined August 2022
Grab me some Bass Bites and some pork rinds while you’re there
The vtuber I have been watching has been leaving me encoded messages in her streams that only I can understand. Tomorrow I'm going to carry out her plan and go to the Bass Pro Pyramid and stick my hand directly in the cash register.
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Always a bridesmaid, never the bride.
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Internalize the fact that “carbs = cheap filler, and protein = expensive” and suddenly every modern fast food restaurant makes way more sense.
Yes & once u start weighing ur protein portions & seeing how much 50g of beef, chicken, shrimp, etc is u will never be able to unsee how badly restaurants are ripping u off when it comes to protein servings
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I need your strongest potions
@jtimsuggs Liquor stores are fun because all the bottles are shaped like potions
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Gym bros have won the war.
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All the people performatively bitching about how inaccurate Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey looks always give Gladiator a pass because it’s a movie they grew up with.
As a history nerd, my favorite Gladiator scene is the early one in Marcus Aurelius’ war-tent where he’s surrounded by busts of several emperors who come AFTER him ;)
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Why does this app drive every new meme into the ground within 48 hours?
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We’ll never truly heal as a nation until they bring back the onion grinder at the Costco food court.
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You just KNOW the designer was giggling like a dipshit while he mocked this up.
Your Steam Machine Companion Cube has arrived. Please do not attempt to incinerate it. https://t.co/IgSycWeQT6
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Me and who?
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