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EXTENDED RUN • LONDON • ON SALE
somehow we sold out our first week in 3 days so we added another week and moved to the main room. don’t let me down mates!!!!
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don’t get why everyone is so pissed at the American government for having a 2 party system.. so what, we love 2 party 😎
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comedian accidentally shoots himself in the nuts with a confetti cannon
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literally my best friend and comedy partner just won
@BGT
and a bunch of loser babies on the internet can't cope with it. the most talented man in the kingdom is a Norwegian, deal with it. god bless the UK <33
Our
#BGT2023
WINNER is... VIGGO VENN!!
Congratulations, you have just won £250,000 and a spot on the bill at The Royal Variety Performance 🥳
#BGT
#BritainsGotTalent
#BGTFinal
@viggovenn
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@MattHennessey
It’s crazy to me every time the person reacting to
@realDonaldTrump
is blamed/faces harsher “criticism” than the person causing those people to act that way. Jim wouldn’t have to speak up if the person he was talking about wasn’t acting in such a harmful way
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My greatest personal achievement of my career thus far. Thank you
@theskinnymag
for always believing in me
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comedian debunks new COVID variant and liberals are NOT happy
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Holy shit Tucker just won Comedian’s Comedian Award and I burst into tears at the off-license (I swear I was just getting soap) this is crazy and I love everybody I’ve ever met in my life omg omg omg omg 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Jessica Fostekew wins a second Chortle Award | And gongs for Rhod Gilbert and Jack Tucker, too
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who else is having the worst day of their lives every day so far this year?
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Jack Tucker is a powerhouse superstar rock star who is doing
@sohotheatre
for the first time. Please buy my merch (tickets) so I do not disgrace uK. This video was sponsored by
@theskinnymag
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just in case anybody doesn’t know, even though it’s been like this for 13 years, happy pride month again 🏳️🌈
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In honor of
@edfringe
and COVID I have made a touching tribute video called British Sketch Comedy 🇬🇧🦠
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my friend told me she’s seeing a guy who’s 6’9 and got shit on by a bird three times in both of their dates and i honestly feel like she might be dating a tree
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being bi rules and i am very happy and proud to be a part of a community that people constantly try to discredit or invalidate because they don’t understand when really they just scared cuz their head game weak 💁🏼♀️💅🏻🌈
#BiVisibilityDay
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Jack Tucker heads to
@sohotheatre
25-29 September at 10.15pm - trying to play it cool but I can’t and I’m so excited for this!! Please tel all of your London friends so I don’t look stupid
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Kylie for President !!!!
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we don’t deserve
@therealmikedean
this man’s music elicits feelings that we haven’t discovered yet 😭🐐🙌🏻
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British sketch comedy
Hello Leicester
Hello Chester
Have you gotten tested for COVID?
As a matter of fact I did
Did you get the results?
Negative
Oh that’s great
No I haven’t gotten them yet
Really?
Positive
Wait your positive?
Positive for what?
COVID?
No
God bless the queen
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Fuck it. I've been sitting on this video for 7 months and it's finally time to show the world. I'm proud of who I am and what I have accomplished in comedy but it’s time to start a new chapter. Music has always been my number one passion and I’m so excited to share my journey w u
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👑 EDINBURGH FRINGE ALERT 👑
Thrilled to announce that I’ll be taking a brand new show to Monkey Barrel for a full run at 7:50pm every night!!!!
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BBC show pitch: travel show around UK where these 8 women spill their champagne every time the train shifts
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Holy shit Stamptown Comedy Night won Best Themed Comedy Night in London!!! Shouts out to everyone on the
@stamptown_
team and all past, present and future acts ❤️🏆🦠
Which comedy venues have won this year's Chortle Awards? | More accolades revealed tomorrow!
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@JimHansonDC
@JackPosobiec
Stop fucking lying Jim. I am from Highland Park and this person was a known Trump supporter. He attended many rallies and there are multiple documented instances of him posting photos in MAGA gear. Just because he has face tattoos and dyed hair doesn’t mean he’s a “leftist”
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thank you
@richardbath
&
@ScottishField
for the greatest gift of the fringe: a one star review that helped us sell out the entire run!!!
come see the show people are calling “as funny as anthrax” in London on Sep 1 at Leicester Square Theatre
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I love LAX because it’s the only airport where you run into two different guys whose dicks you sucked 10 years ago at 7:48 in the morning 🥰
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my favorite part about being a performer in the pandemic is the constant 2 month gaps between shows that shatter my confidence, break my spirit and hinder my ability to make people laugh :)
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⭐️⭐️ from
@thetimes
for the boy!!! Tickets are moving FAST after this so snap them up before they’re gone
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god I always forget how funny the whole concept of being british is
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A joke about the Baha Men 🏝️
I love you guys
@bahamenofficial
@RikCarey
please come to a show 🙏🏻
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This was one of the coolest things we’ve ever done. I’ve been listening to
@ComComPod
for five years and I still can’t believe we got to do this with Stu. We had so much fun doing this and I hope you listen to it and flood his inbox with hate mail 🇺🇸❤️🇳🇴
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Here we go... Jack Tucker’s big UK tour is now on sale and we’ve sold four tickets to the whole thing. As funny as it would be to not sell any more, we would be very thankful if you told everyone you knew bout it
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I wish anyone would laugh at me the way a room full of actors laugh at the jokes of the commercial casting director
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had mayonnaise for all three meals yesterday, officially back in the UK
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legit shout out to everyone in college fucking their money up and throwing their lives away. mad respect.
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everybody always tryna discover stuff all the time. me? i’m tryna scover it. bury that shit back in the ground
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Heading to Edinburgh for the fifth year in a row and I couldn’t be more excited about this one. We worked really hard on this show and I think you’re all going to love it. Tell the world so we can get rich and live forever
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JACK. OFF. BROADWAY. OPENS. FEB 29. SOHO PLAYHOUSE. TICKETS. ON SALE. NOW 🇺🇸🏈🍎🦅🔫💰🍔✈️💣🧨☔️🎤🧸
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why is hollywood so afraid of making austin power rangers ????
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Today is my birthday and all I want is for you to come to Stamptown in LA on Tues, May 3rd for
@NetflixIsAJoke
Featuring: Mae Martin,
@catcohen
, Natalie Palamides, London Hughes, Alex Edelman,
@MartinUrbano
, Ike Ufomadu, Chad Damiani and MORE
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Oh mama!! Jack Tucker was named 7th most memorable show with our friend
@jordbrookes
which basically means I won the Edinburgh Comedy award. Stamptown was also called the best late-night show on the festival circuit. What an amazing year 🏆
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couldn’t have asked for a better home this past fringe 💛💛
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Jack Tucker heads to
@sohotheatre
from 25-28 September at 10.15pm!! Tickets are somehow already selling so scoop them up before it’s too late
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Stamptown is back in Los Angeles for
@NetflixIsAJoke
and it’s going to be the biggest show yet!!
Featuring: Mae Martin,
@catcohen
, Natalie Palamides, London Hughes,
@MartinUrbano
, Chad Damiani and MORE ✨
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if you really wanna fuck with someone on public transport do what this guy did to me - sit across from someone for 25 minutes, don’t say anything and then when you leave, smile and wave at them through the window. haven’t stopped thinking about this for eight months
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look at my best friend
@ViggoVenn
on TV!!!!
How to annoy
@SimonCowell
in three minutes... Run around the stage removing multiple hi-vis vests, apparently 🤣
Laugh yourself silly with Viggo Venn's brilliantly funny
#BGT
Audition:
#BGT2023
#BritainsGotTalent
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british people be crazy. they call a bar of soap, a pub of soap. flipping mental
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slept like a baby last night !
*woke up every 30 minutes violently shitting and pissing, screaming for my parents*
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Stamptown is back in NY on Saturday with some of your favorite performers returning to the show!!
Featuring Kylie Brakeman,
@DylanAdler6
, Marcia Belsky, Emily Wilson and MORE
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ok everyone is literally OBSESSED with ~making~ a woman cum… not me. i would never ~make~ a woman do anything 😎
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the closest way to a woman’s heart is right through her boobs
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JUST ANNOUNCED: Stamptown is heading to
@NetflixIsAJoke
in LA on May 3rd at The Bourbon Room!!!
Feat: Natalie Palamides,
@catcohen
and MORE
Presale starts tomorrow at 10am PT with code CRACKUP! More info at
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Your friendly reminder that Jack Tucker is back at
@sohotheatre
in London Jan 22-25 at 10.30pm. Last run sold out and tickets are starting to move. Share this and you’ll receive good luck this decade 🇺🇸🍎🍻🦅🗽🔫💣
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just found out girls have another pussy below their pussy called a butthole
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Once again we are making the best show of the year and it happens to be premiering Aug 3-28th at
@edfringe
for a full run at Monkey Barrel. If you ain’t with us get the fuck out the club 😤
📸:
@dylanwoodley
🎨:
@JonnyWoolley
🎸:
@Thumpasaurusyes
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It would really mean a lot to me if you came to this Stamptown show in LA for the first ever
@NetflixIsAJoke
fest!!
Featuring: Mae Martin,
@catcohen
, Natalie Palamides, London Hughes, Alex Edelman,
@MartinUrbano
, Ike Ufomadu and Chad Damiani!!
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I’ve survived the last few years because of the UK comedy scene and I’d love to be able to keep doing that
British live comedy is in crisis - let’s
#SaveLiveComedy
!
1) Sign the open letter to the UK government & arts funders at
2) Tweet a memorable live comedy experience with the hashtag
#SaveLiveComedy
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It is with a heavy heart that I am announcing my music career is on indefinite hiatus and will be returning to “comedy” for the foreseeable future. Please enjoy my satirical observation of every white guy in LA who flexes his Spanish at taco trucks (defo not me)
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pretty sexist that joe just gets to be called President and kamala has to be called Vagina President
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🇬🇧 JACK • IS • BACK 🇬🇧
Jack Tucker returns to London for two nights on 13 and 20 Sep in Haggerston at
@SignatureBrew
with special guest and best friend
@marksilcox
Tickets onsale now at
@dicefm
✨
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if i died today people would only know me as a guy who made mediocre comedy videos and not a guy who made mediocre comedy shows :(
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men can’t get pregnant because if they did they’d gain the strength of the child and absorb its mass into their bones
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texting is great because it gives you infinite opportunities to go back and see how you blew it
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SURPRISE!!
Shot the reboot of Joe Schmo Show last summer and I was lucky to be a cast member on this wild show.
Can’t say much but it’s coming soon to
@TBSNetwork
babyyyy
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favorite part of fringe registration is audience participation being on the same level of content warning as ‘scenes of sexual violence’
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My new favourite meme that popped up on
@theskinnymag
’s Facebook...
“Worryingly, the raucous audience finds it hilarious”
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Happy birthday to my favorite 🇳🇴
@ViggoVenn
here’s a photo that sums up how I feel about him pretty perfectly. He inexplicably ran onstage as a Zach Zucker parody character called Snack Fucker with 30 packets of crisps taped to his body and no material. It did not go well 🥰
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so glad COVID is over so i can go back to never washing my hands like a MAN
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let’s gooooo
@stamptown_
Best-reviewed Edinburgh Fringe shows 2023, based on 4,644 star-rated reviews from 119 publications:
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i hear they’re looking for a new speaker for the house… might i recommend the beatspill by dr. dre? it has bluetooth
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me: next time I ain’t fuckin around
next time roll around: ok i be fuckin around
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Jack’s back 😎😎
🚨🚨 New EdFringe show🚨🚨
Jack Tucker is doing his solo show in Edinburger for two nights
@ThePleasance
!
See the host of
@stamptown_
Aug 13th & 20th 22:00
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being bisexual rules because you can play ball with the boys and suck their dicks afterwards
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