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(PARODY) NOT affiliated with the motion picture Michael Clayton, available now on DVD and VHS
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Joined February 2013
Probably best case scenario for this movie. Ideally they would’ve had it be a fully HK production but for an American videogame adaptation this is the best we will get
Timo Tjahjanto is set to direct the live-action ‘SLEEPING DOGS’ movie Starring Simu Liu
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This will probably be one of the strongest video game adaptations just by virtue of having a real director but it doubly helps that the source material is just boilerplate HK crime stuff. Which literally always hits.
Timo Tjahjanto is set to direct the live-action ‘SLEEPING DOGS’ movie Starring Simu Liu
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Finally us young hoes can breathe for a second
old hoes like to record everything with the flash on
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genius safdie foreshadowing in marty supreme: alphaville's forever young plays over the opening credits and later in the movie marty is revealed to be Big in Japan
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Drake got like 10 relatively forgotten about moments that woulda straight up ended anybody else’s career and I think that’s his greatest superpower
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Popstar came out 10 years ago
Will's coming out speech in #StrangerThings5 "strikes an emotional chord," writes @DPD_. "A pivotal character opening up about being queer on a show as massive as 'Stranger Things,' feels seismic — and, oddly, like the culmination of a very long journey... Being queer, in other
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It’s a war on young hoes!
Young hoes don’t iron shit
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White people be like I need to hide my drugs from my parents because I don’t want to share
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Hi I’m a professional nutritionist and this is what you should be eating 3x a day
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Unfortunately the funniest event in the history of mankind
Can’t stop thinking about the non binary Biden admin guy who stole this Tanzanian designer’s luggage and wore her custom clothes at every public event he went to
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no ifs and no buts you are an incredible actor if you deliver an emotive and endearing emotional climax of a film when being put in the bottom scenario
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i love it so much man i love how these "le humanity first" fags cant make anything, any art, let alone anything matching Avatar ever they can just writhe and agonize on reddit on twitter posting "dont siege Leningrad take it immediately" "how i woulda won" level excrement
They spent 400 million dollars for a movie’s climax to be slaughtering humans wholesale in some of the most gruesome ways possible. But what really sucks is that there’s no alternative to James Cameron you can support. There’s no anti-Avatar movie franchise to go to instead.
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being a leftist sucks omg i’m right super early and i can’t even gamble about it
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A lot of neutral things happened to me in my childhood to make me this way
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