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But somebody is preparing emergency meal so the child she married can stop throwing a tantrum
I was telling my husband that I don’t know how I’ll tie my gele to church tomorrow and that I hate the fact that I don’t know how to tie gele after learning over and over again.
Guess who is on YouTube learning gele styles so that he can help me tie it. 😂😂
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@ulxma
Wait no. The screenshot was about sapphics???? Three days over this ice-cream discourse over QUEERS???
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Or or or or or
We can just stop talking about them.
Please can we agree that 2 truths can co exist?
She said she started waking up early after her husband’s colleague became extra friendly and offered food. So she doesn’t “steal him”
She later added that they don’t have a fridge. Another reason she had to be up earlier than usual
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Ify also sent me this hilarious candid shot of us during the ceremony 😂😂😂😂 Please help me caption the photo.
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Tinubu
Misogyny
Rape
Kidnap
Femicide
Ritual killings
Domestic Violence
Terrorism
Violent religious fundamentalism
The church
The government
The fall of naira
Did I mention Tinubu?
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Tiktok science? Make govment band am
So apparently you need minerals and electrolytes in your water to get hydrated lmao otherwise you’re just filling up your bladder lmao
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I was just about to say something. I’ll build of this cause it’s adjacent.
Chef Damilola being a Christian - pentecostal envangelist - is actually very on brand, contrary to popular belief. A huge part of their doctrine centers on “reaping where they did not sow”
Walk with me/
I now know that it’s a church sponsoring this new ‘chef’ and her ‘attempt’ to break Hilda’s record which tells me that it’s just another manufactured Elijah vs. The Prophets of Baal rivalry.
May the Prophets of Baal win!
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@alchemgrl
@brapppp_
@MrLordGhost
@ScottCuban
@apxmindset
She’s a hero. I don’t know why the losers are acting like she’s just one of their kind homicidal
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I ask myself how a child is in that situation knowing damn well that in another state the governor is planning a mass wedding with hundred of child brides
I’m sick to my stomach
I hate it here
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Wan ti ji dildo mi o
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Tomorrow when a random person comes to drag you by your penguin suit and you start huffing and puffing, remember that you don’t used to respect yourself and the home you represent
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These are people that said Michael Ike disgraced his father and betrayed him
Be serious
One of TB Joshua’s accusers on the BBC documentary is his biological daughter and people will still defend TB Joshua??
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Big girls, tall girls, chubby girls. Girls that puberty hit early. We all know what these stupid fools said about us when we were just babies. Dirty agbayas.
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Congratulations ma.
You people said alcohol makes your period come so I went to grey matter yesterday for their unlimited cocktails and wasted myself. Upon still, I never see this babe 🥲
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I hate that so many people around me like that Odumodu song
It makes me really sad
Like I haven’t felt this way about the popularity of a stupid musician since Naira Marley
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As Hauwa becomes more outspoken on her core values, fools like Tomiwa Shelby from Abule-Egba will continue to crawl out of the wood work with their unsolicited opinions over the quality of her craft.
But they will never quell her voice.
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One day you dullards will learn that his fans are not the people criticizing him
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@its_daqueen
@PeterAnicetus
Peter that thinks his mother is destined for servitude?? And her reward is penis? Better free him😭✋ this one done losss
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I don't understand why Tems, Ayra Starr and Bloody Civilian ever worked with him. This is obscene
if she no fuck and suck who go pay for her wig?
Her husband
But she fucks and sucks him
if she no fuck and suck who go pay for her wig?
Her job/business
But she fucked and sucked to get there
if she no fuck and suck who go pay for her wig?
Her father
But..........
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Except feminists, no amount of generosity will change the fact that they are witches
It’s very interesting how most of the defense for TB Joshua are hinged on how many people he helped and how much he donated to charity and people. Apparently, you can just help people, donate and whatever evil you do will be swept under the carpet in this country.
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The women disciples at the end (bar Bisola) were gathered at the end in what seems to be a healing picnic.
Ajoke was alone, as were Paul and Bisola.
Despite everyone being victims, you can clearly see that Ajoke views them all complicit, and the picnic group, Bisola and Paul
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“I want to stay home and cook, bare foot, pregnant in the kitchen”
But you’re here grifting the hell out of anti-feminist talking points, in a suit, in heels and on a stage in front of hundreds of people, for a check.
Candace is the call coming from inside the house?
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Losing my friend to Jesus is top five most annoying things to happen to me in this life and it’s the way society targets marginalized women so brutally that they run to something as structurally abusive as Christianity as a last stand for the ultimate societal validation
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On one hand I get it, but for I hate the idea that we have to shrink ourselves, that so many of us have to be quiet about how we celebrate our joy just because of some half-witted twats believe they have an opinion
Am I wrong if I say that certain Hertitude content should not be posted everywhere and especially here?
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On my old account people said that if they were Megan they wouldn’t find their love worth fighting for
But this is what it’s about. The victory of overcoming makes the joy of loving loudly evergreen. These moments are cherished. This was what Megan thought was worth fighting for
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I’ve always said the real reason men dislike Oloni - hate even - is because she sets the bar of expectations for romance and intimacy, encouraging other women to do the same. Men don’t believe women deserve intentionality, so the idea of it being expected of them offends them.
Funny story..this guy once admitted to me when i got engaged he was annoyed cus he knew the type of engagement i had set the bar for what women would want. That story is literally a metaphor for the annoyance some men feel towards me. They don’t want women expecting the best.
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This is who
@Ellepeter
can never be even as she ages and that’s she she’s so jealous and hateful of women like Rene whose swag eternally and and baddie status is forever
I understand you ma🙏🏾
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1. Close that thesaurus. Your word salads are an overkill.
2. Uloma did not say anything wrong. She didn’t lie, so what exactly makes it shameful? It’s not a reach to draw paralleled given that all these different yet shocking things are unraveling on the TL concurrently.
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@LovelyyRenee23
@Jameca2011
Both of you are SICK is what. And god I feel so sorry for your children
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I’m sorry but even his apology is absolutely worthless. Who knows who else saw that? She’s about to enter university, and the average Nigerian is not bright.
Her reputation is already at risk. The wrong person may have seen that video and compromised her admission into university
Hello everyone. Good morning. So the lad DM’ed me and was trying to explain his stand. From my point of view, he had no point and everything he said about that girl is speculation from local gossip and hear say. He has never seen her do anything particularly and everything he
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Kimchi is pickled cabbage fermented in spice & brine, a Korean dish
Did y'all know that Kimchi is a probiotic because of the healthy bacteria generated during fermentation?
And if you like adding stew to your fried rice try a dollop of kimchi next. Guaranteed to change your life.
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#HERtitude
you’re welcome ladies
Didn’t put in a lot effort for Yesterday in terms of appearance
But you see my women today? Anyting for dem
Please say thank you when you see me I worked hard on this🙈
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What is happening to Rho breaks my heart. Apparently a quarter million people reported her gofund me and she has been suspended. They also called child protective services on her and now she’s at risk of losing her children and being watchlisted
This world hates us, my God
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There’s a straight line from the tragedy of Mohbad to Nigeria’s systemic failure of its youth
Because people born to that life but “aren’t made for it” should be able to escape without looking over their shoulders for the rest of their life
Imole was obviously born and raised in a place he didn’t have the strength for. He was signed into a label that their practices were too strong for him. He was “street” based on circumstances, normal normal, that boy na softie. He no get power for all these street parole.
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TL cleanse?
Tell us about a time a feminist provided you with an opportunity, financial aid or any other assistance that relieved you in any way.
Maybe it’s because I’m burned out by malicious people on here but I hate that all the girls are riled up
But I can’t even blame them. It’s insane to see your efforts to make a difference be erased before your very eyes
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Capitalism in countries like Nigeria are so insidious. Consumerism directs the trends of marketing and l to see that brands are partaking in this because national goodwill is strongest in inclination towards reinforcing patriarchy is soooooo🫠
In civilized nations it’s acts of/
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Wedding gown this, husband that
The real issue is the theatrical nonsense Nigerian Pentecostal churches enable
By creating a culture of histrionics and melodrama for desperate Nigerians to participate in, streamlined access to their vulnerability has been provided for exploiters
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How. Do. You. Not. Realize. THE IRONY. Of. Your. Statement?!
This is RIGHT OUT of the playbooks of misogyny twitter picking apart an assault/harassment victim’s recounting
Why are you policing how she expresses herself?
Abi is it that you think she is a fraud before?
I’m so lost.
Obviously y’all have issues with grammar & sentence construction.
This is active speech - she made me
What she should’ve said is “I became…”
I read the tweet before watching the video, HENCE “I kept waiting”.
What schools did yall go to? How is comprehension this challenging?
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1. Your prayer is useless, because people left their homes to sit outside police station until she got home
2. You are such a fool, that you don’t even recognize how Nigerian police works
3. As the prayer no enter, e go return back to sender. Na you go see shege without helper🫵🏾
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I’m sorry but the fact that this stupid conversation between straight women and queer women is still ongoing while we have a literal case of CHILD TRAFFICKING AND PORNOGRAPHY IS INSANE
WRAP IT THE FUCK UP!
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Okay but all this VIM, yet the babe in question didn’t even insult your partner? Like it’s banter “face your shirt business”. Your man didn’t even go that far, but you did. As in best in man defender.
Like you weaponised mental illness so brutally for *checks notes* BANTER?
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Do you guys remember the thread that I made about the inability cishet men have for enjoying homosocial events without the presence of women as accessories to help them preen, posture and strut for male approval?
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Be so fucking fr. Uloma is the one being cretinous? And not the person that alluded to girls deserving to be raped and killed by the likes of TED FUCKING BUNDY because they were naive or deceived?
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You can draw a straight line from spending 267 days in 2020 straight in my father’s house to me ending up with an emotionally abusive groomer that same year
Let’s have it
You can literally draw a straight line from having abusive parents to growing up with low self-esteem and settling for any boy/man who even shows you the littlest bit of care and attention. As long as you don’t have to go back to that house. I’ve seen it many times.
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@atypical_dee
What look??? Like can you be a thief with your chest and say bridal tax? How can she ask for normal makeup and you do normal makeup but you want to collect money from someone because she is a bride?😂 not that you did a bridal look oh. You just want to collect bride money🫵 thief
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For years the male student body speculated about all the dimensions of my sexuality. When I first described myself as a virgin to one of them during a completely harmless conversation, he was in shock and called me a liar.
All because of my "desirable" body type.
Nobody gets profiled like the woman.
Heck, woman get profiled for her autonomy.
"That babe go dey collect" conclusions for big body type inference
I cut my hair recently and before going my mum begged me to not use 'outrageous' tint because "of what people would say..."
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@MercedesAMGF1
@RitzCarlton
Hello. The hotel you collaborate with has a branch in the Maldives that disrespects vulnerable female guests and protects rapists. They are very exploitative and you should probably look into whether collaborating with such a place is worth it
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Thank you guys for the birthday wishes, you made my day!🤗
For my birthday, I’d like to make a request of everyone to please support my fundraising efforts for my masters. (details in link) Please share and donate, as no effort is too small. Thank you☺️
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I have been saying it but Biurna boy being homophobic and constantly cosplaying flamboyant or androgynous or queer fashion incites me
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Chef Dammy is their icon, who will render the work of sinner and “strange woman” Hilda vain by the grace of our Lord Jesus.
They are indoctrinated into leaching of the hard work of others (they feel do not deserve to eat their rewards), never mind said others earned them fairly.
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@simpsonreloaded
@nonchabehavior
@FLOTUK
@Cute_NaiNai
Put his whole life on hold for a crook? I'd hope not. There should be a permanent disclaimer there though. In his highlights or pinned post
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There are few things I detest more than an ignorant, conceited man with a self-possession so inflated, that he is dismissive of obvious correction (from women).
Your audacity to be any sort of indignant over being told you are wrong is akin to the obstinacy of a wild donkey.
Bruh!! Small something people saw, laughed about because the irony
Dem don write think pieces about my progressiveness, IQ and my partner’s commitment to the feminist cause
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“No one cares about the boy child”
“No one cares about men’s mental health or men’s rights”
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@lmnotnice_
@Ore_akiinde
My dear its not like Nickelodeon or Disney stars are Oscar worthy in the first year of work. They grow into it
There's a Web series my tween cousins are obsessed with atm. Just as cringe yet endearing as any Nick soap. Can't remember thr name but it's Nigerian.
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@MariaChike
Streets are saying he’s not a first time father and he’s kinda of bum loser for being this useless on the second try
But hey I’m just a girl and you’re just a mom. Do you boo
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So she is a bad friend because she isn’t a trained social worker specialized in domestic violence victims?
In regard to “she didn’t cut her off, the friend did” yeah bc she told her friend, a victim of abuse, I can’t support this bc you are being abused. Most victims react poorly to being told they are being abused if they haven’t accepted that yet
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I hate that bullies have a platform. I hate this country for rewarding your noxious personality with exposure
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Ah yes because feminists on twitter are the ones who go round making “dark humour” jokes about raping teen boys to teach them how to be “real men” or to have them unalive themselves, right?
no difference between twitter alpha males and feminists, b!tter people
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This is a rape threat. You are a rapist.
You think you’re Tommy Shelby or some Peaky Blinders bloke with that your stupid “cigar and chaos” but you’re a black misogynistic lonely incel in China one bad day from a being strung up in public. Oponu
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Look at their prayer points. “Father deliver the riches of the world to your chosen”, “Father give me unmerited favor”, “Jesus deliver the fruits of the world’s labor to us children of heaven” etcetera.
And for them this aren’t unfounded. They use many instances in the bible/
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!!!THIS
No fucking compassion for a girl. Even if she failed, why would forty year old adults be coming to speak on how she is a wicked manipulator and saying she deserves to be beaten! But they will hackle that we don’t have compassion for criminals!.
FUCK THEM
@Xhose_Jude
All because of iPhone o, meanwhile they wanted teenage yahoo boys rehabilitated.
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@sadesekonix
@Lel3poo
@LovelyyRenee23
@Jameca2011
Let them show their miserable traumatised asses themselves outchere
Cycle repeaters. Not one of them are chain breakers of trauma. Not a single one. Doomed to be just as bad as those before then
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They are entitled and enabled by the idea of a lord that thinks them more worthy of good things than so called “sinners”, and will always feel bold about taking what is not theirs or doing what they shouldn’t do and terming it divine blessing or grace
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@ColeSpeakss
@darth_helga
@HarperFiel70164
@CelebWatchBuzz
She also raised an activist and human rights lawyer. The Tate brothers go on record documenting how their father is the driving force of influence in their lives. Save your vitriol for him and stop blaming mothers for the misfortune of giving back to boys who became monsters.
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I’m sorry but queer people go through too much shit to just freaking die of ill-fated natural circumstance
Like society is actively after our lives, we should get an invulnerability pass from the rest of life abeg
Queer people deserve to grow old ffs
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@chiquiitito
@anyataylorolga
@arvofart
@Bowlzing_Shoes
“Live your life with nuance”
That’s a tall order babes
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So no one in the whole of Mavin had enough brains to stop this tweet, or in the fourteen hours since it was posted, realize that it’s a stupid tweet that should have been deleted?
You people looked at this thing and thought this was clever?
Foolishness.
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All this is to say that (cult) grooming in a group is multidimensional and uneven. It’s designed to make enemies out of every victim to each other so they never ever realise the power of strength in numbers.
Ajoke will never feel safe to join their healing picnic, just like those
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“I can smell when a woman is ovulating”, “I’m allergic to women in heat”, “ovulation smell is bad”, “my ex’s ovulation scent was of burnt oak with a hint of pine and wisps of salt water”
So… y’all niggas were Team Jacob huh?
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@somefinegirl
I'm sorry you feel this way so young. This is a societal error, that you feel this pressure so early
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Maybe it’s because I’m burned out by malicious people on here but I hate that all the girls are riled up
But I can’t even blame them. It’s insane to see your efforts to make a difference be erased before your very eyes
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To justify pilfering the wealth of others. They use scripture to back this asinine doctrine. The very legacy of the Jews marching through foreign land and declaring it their own because god gave it to them. The moabites were turned to slaves in their own land/
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@TheBlackHermit
Abeg stop this. In a country where minorities are being erased to the point of extinction, amongst other things, let's not be doing this. Side-eye the bigots that are profiling and leave people alone. They don't have to claim igbo that they are not to condemn the discrimination.
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With how many people that were physically involved — as in ON-SITE with her and her lawyer — you really think she could be lying? That the NPF is above coercion? We saw it happen with Michael Oyiga and Nnamdi Chude, but Reni is liar?
After everything she’s done for you wretches?
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It’s always been interesting to me how men perform masculinity even in social, homo-platonic settings. The simple act of having spending time with friends cannot be enjoyed without a woman’s ass to casually caress as they interact. Flaunting sexuality among friends. Story time/
Do women have stocko?
Like you guys are having a chillas and you ask your girls to bring men cause y’all have liquor?
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@n0ahphobic
@kemimarie
@venustrine
This is a terrible way to think of workers who get paid to clean up after us
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My theory is simple. There’s only so much society can take of a dark skin black woman unapologetically taking up space and being lauded (by a slight majority) before they start feeling she’s too big for her breeches.
“After all that laughing and cackling? You’re a victim? Gtff”
Some of you are chaneling your inner nigerians in this Naomi issue. You’re quite the spineless weaklings and can’t stand for anything.
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@CHI_funmii
@Mareeyah_
Your question is disingenuous and malicious and I hate that my feminist sisters engage your bad faith rhetoric.
You refuse to challenge yourselves to think beyond your purview of understanding and so will always default to derisive snark when feminists approach you in good faith.
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@ulxma
I mean we've always known "that" section of Nigerian twitter to be deliberately obtuse with parsing through even remotely nuanced discourse like the one Jola was trying to hold. Anything to get a one-up over awon "feminist coven".
Let them play with fire lolol.
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Verses in the books of proverbs talk about how all the wealth of the “ungodly” will be taken to them and given to the Jews.
So of course they would rally behind Chef Damilola and hail her. That’s why there are so many comments about “it’s not by baddie” “doing it right not first”
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